Most annoying conversation you've ever listened to.
 

I'm partaking in one right now. A couple at a computer terminal adjacent to mine are acting like jackasses. They are attempting to fire off an e-mail attesting to their undying love yet failing miserably at it. Here are some gems
"How do you spell anything?"
"We never argue, do we?" That witty statement fired off a 15 minute spate on if they argued or not.
"What do I look like? A spell checker?" This made me ask to myself "Why weren't these braindead putzes using that in the first place?
They've also got the most hideous out of towner, redneck accents I've ever heard. They sound like they just came crawling out from underneath a trailer home from Hicksville, TX. Nothing makes a carp-towner more aggravated than an out of towners accent. Specifically southern ones.
The worse thing about this is that they've spent over an hour composing this love letter, while managing to type less than I've typed in this 4 minute message. This entire thing is making me take a decidedly Jacobian bent when it comes to eugenics.

if it wasn't for that horse, I would've gone to college.....

That's where anuerysms come from.

Here we have these realy realy stupid loan comercials... you know:

"We believe ppl are still borowing for a to high price... we went out on the street to ask ppl about this..."

Then we get some realy stupid line's, from actors who never did a bit of acting:

"Did you ever think of making your loan cheaper?"
"No... I didn't know that was possible..."
"As you see, Susan... ppl still do not know they can borow money much cheaper."
"Thats right Sandra, if you want to borow cheap, call 0-800-suck-my-d*ck and ask our employee's to our special offer..."

I JUST FEEL SO PITTY FOR THE GUY WHO CREATED THAT COMERCIAL!! OMG!! :lol:

I love you. I love Lewis Black. Hell, I love everyone (except a select few).

There were two extremely attractive girls at the movies today having a very descriptive, heated conversation about something swelling. I was about to approach them, heard their conversation and turned around.

Does an online topic piled with 13 year old females blindly in love with Good Charlotte count?

I would deem that highly annoying, yes.

I was at lunch, and I caught a whiff of a riveting conversation between two Latino girls. I didn't catch the whole conversation, but rest assured that there were pleanty of "OH MY GOD"s and "NO WAY"s. The last part went something like this:

"...Hypocrit! She was a hypocrit. That's what she WAS too. H-I-P-P-O-crit."

I got up and said, "You know what, I've heard conversations between plainarians that were easier to listen to than your mindless chatter. Why don't you do the rest of the human species a favor and go back to the trees, you goddamn parrots!" or something to that effect.

It made me feel a hell of a lot better.

At the local drive-in movie theater, there was this really annoying kid...17...very hick-like. Well, the drive-in is next to the park, so peacocks wander back and forth. Anyway, this kid is chasing the peacock around and throwing rocks at it. What an idiot.

-oddguy :cool:

WOW, these are hilarious. Keep them coming, this is better than Comedy Central.

LOL yea this fun

I don't think that's really what is being talked about here...
That one doesn't even have spoken words in it!
And that is so incredibly rude. I hope you got some fair insults traded back at you, ya prick.

Hmmm, you're right. I forgot to mention him and his friends were plotting against the peacock. It was something like this...

"Okay. Give him some food, and he'll come over here. That's when we hit him in the head with a rock!"
"Dude...yeah! That'll be great! Now...which one gives him the food?"
"Ummmmm, I wanna hit him with the rock, so you give him the food."
"No way, man! I wanna hit him with da rock!"
"Well, then I guess it aint gonna work, cuz nobody gonna give him food."
"I know! There is more than one peacock!"
"You're right!"
"We can take turns!"

-oddguy :cool:

Oh yes. Good ole' Mr. Black. I lurves him so much, I put that quote in my sig.

You would be surprised how annoying conversations can get on Xbox Live. It's ridiculous. Most insults usually consist of fag, jew, or nigger because these little thirteen year-old rednecks don't have the balls to say it in real life... so they say it behind a heap of pixels holding a gun.

I swear, I've two... maybe three... intelligent conversations over a game of SC: PT. That's it. You would expect such a complicated game to attract a more "mature" audience, but once again you would be wrong. Every Xbox Live community gets exponentially stupider as time progresses.

Listening to people play street basketball is painful because they always feel the need to spice it up with the most annoying and overdown phrases such as:
You broke his ankles!
Change!
Nuthin' But Net
Like Mike
In yo face
All up in yo' grill...etc. And the more spectators the worse it is because they always feel the need to do some lame ass color commentary and say things like "Drained!" and "Snap!"

Well any Australian can attest to the fact that the new Medicare ads are bloody annoying in a stilted, badly acted way. And the fact that we're paying hundreds of millions for them doesn't help.

The guys at work get into some wierd conversations sometimes. Last week I may actually have used the prase 'Bionic sphyncter'. I have more examples but I'll spread myself out...

Exactly why I went to the Nick.com message boards once, and never went back again.

Holy Crap! Nickelodeon in general is just plain annoying. What ever possessed you to go there, Majic?

-oddguy :cool:

Curiosity killed the cat. Every once and a while, when I get bored, I visit sites advertised on TV. For example, Jim Adler & Associates. He used to be the Texas Handler. Now he goes by the "Tough, smart lawyer," in his commercials.

Majic has fallen to the powers of Nickelodeon!

We must save him!

Oddguy, grab a shovel and a bucket of bile and meet me in Cuba!



About annoying conversations, tho...... have you ever listened to 4 seven year olds fight over ice cream? I now fear to wander to the ice-cream truck alone....

Guilty. I've done zee same thing in boredom, yes.

-oddguy :cool:

I find conversations between groups of females in the bathroom to be the most annoying. You always hear them when you are in a cubicle, they're standing at the sinks going on about their make up and lots of other mindless stuff. And they're still there long after you have washed your hands and left.

Abe Babe...

This just cracked me up!!! :) Love your sig btw!!

Annoying conversation - pretty much ANYTHING that comes out of my boss mouth.

And I agree with Abe Babe, you will hear the most pointless and irritating conversations in the ladies' bathroom.

Yeah like the world famous... "Do you think he's sexy?... should I kiss him?... oh my Gawd he touched my tit!... nice shade of lip gloss!" monumental discussion!

I alway feel intimidated by large groups of girls like that in the loos then think "What the f**k for!?!" so stretch over them reaching for the complementary perfum and offer to the conversation "So who thinks that the Saddam hearing is simply an American puppet show or a true Iraqi trial for the people by the people?" and walk out!

Oh you think that's annoying do you?

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you; The Worlds Most Awful Forum Thread.

Death, that was hideous and wrong. It reminds me of my brother and his lame-ass poser friends.

lol. u rock. but seriously, wanna see some real spam?

go here around 7p.m. on fridays, saturdays, and sundays-

Battle.net forums

most of the time, it's pretty well monitered, but at night, it's the kingdom of spam...

sometimes, you have to know some about warcraft, but most of the time, it's simple spam, complete with trolls and bots.

:D these smilies rock :D

Listening to Harriet go on about me behind my back, it just makes me laugh really. Such as.

"He brought a disease back from India"

My response

"Yes, I have 5 months to live"

to my surprise, she believed me, and still does to this very day. She is the appitemy of Blond.

Death, you bastard!

IQ slipping...78...54...levtny 3...duh *brain impoldes*

That made me laugh and cry.

An annoying conv.? Hmm...anything with female friends from school. It's always:
Them: Who do you like?
me: No one...yet. dun dun dun....
t: Tell mez!
m: I said no one!
t: OMGLAPODSFNFJBIGHDHIBSAFHBGSLDFUIGSALUFGLHSHHVBHIGVC!!!!

and it goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on...

From the forums in the link I posted...

Kinda contradicts himself there doesn't he...

That one right there is classic. That is the zenith of bad spelling. ;)

yet again...:laugh: :crying:

What were they talking about? Was it lessie?

Lucipher, I think it's best not to inquire.

Once, a high school girl who rides my bus was talking very loudly with one of my female classmates about, well, let's say, some very mature feminine things. The kind of things that make a dude blush and try not to listen. Eventually, I turned around and asked the high schooler, "You do know the whole bus can hear you, right?" She leaned really close and really loudly, with a completely straight face, said very clearly: "Cucumbers."
I fell silent after that, while the two girls fell into hysterics. One of the most embarassing, and amusing, conversations I've ever accidentally listened to.

Actually, that was really hilarious. Nothing phases that girl. She's some kind of untouchable uber-punk. Scary, but cool.

Come to think of it, I think even the bus driver heard. I guess he was too embarassed to say anything about it. Either that, or trying too hard not to crack up. He's a total tightwad, but there are a few things he just won't touch.

Well good! I wish I was on that bus at the time listening to girls talking about how they enjoy themsleves with vegatables.

ROFL. I guess I didn't mind the conversation all that much, just the place. I mean, the bus... it just wasn't all that appropriate. I'm still laughing about that. It happened about a year ago. Heh heh heh heh heh.

Some of these stories really cracked me up...

I too find the most annoying conversations to be tarty girl ones in the bathroom. They're always the same. They are either bitching about something or going on about some guy.

"She's like such as bitch" or "Do you like think he is so cute? I think he's way hot."

That is like the most like annoying thing, you know. Like how can people talk like that? I think it is like, you know, sooo stupid. Like, seriously, why would you want to talk like that? That is so totally gross. Like, what a stupid slut. Like oh my god...

If you couldn't tell, I was taking the piss...

Funny, many years ago while on a public bus with some HS friends (and many many others) I was subject to a very similar conversation - a girl who was in our class was telling everyone quite loudly that when she babysat children, she'd route through their produce crisper and find any ole appropriate vegetable to um..pleasure herself with. She'd then put it back for them to later consume. *shudders*

Masturbating with vegetables is wrong.


We talk about "beatin' it" on the bus whenever this girl and her friends come on the bus. Surprisingly, they start it. Plus, the whole bus can hear it. It led to some inside jokes, the most famous being about telephone poles.

Ah yes...my next conversation is more disturbing rather than annoying. You see, where I used to live...I had these freaky neighbours. Anyway, they had borrowed a video and I went over to their house to retrieve it. Anyway, I knock on the door and Dave opens up. I stated my reason for coming and he's like, "Ummmm, okay. The video is in the player. You can go get it." I walk in to get the video, and it actually wasn't in the player, so I had to look for it. Anyway, while searching for the video, I hear
Dave,(The Dad)
Jason,(The Son)
and Penny(The Mom)
yelling.

Jason is 11 years old, mind you.

Penny: "Jason! Get in the F*cking shower!
Jason: "I don't wanna!"
Dave: "Come on, son. Get in the shower with your Mom and Me!"
Jason: *screams*
Penny: "Oh, shut up! It's not gonna kill you!"
Jason: *cries*

That's when I quickly found the video and ran like hell.

-oddguy :eek: