Back for a little visit
 

Yes, the big D is back for a little visit. :D

It's all looking pretty good here guys, I'm liking the new industrial skin. I see you're starting to get some new members in. Good to see things are picking up here. Last time I visited it was mega quiet. :)

How is everyone? Oddguy, fez, hobo, Alcar, CB, Dave, other Dave, third Dave, Volsung, haven't seen you all in a while.

Bet u'v never seen me........joined about 5 days ago and now a top poster lol......i'm Dan nice to meet ya!

I'm WiLL... i'm a newbie, too... now I making banners... like killa...

I've spotted your name around the forums but I've never actually met you.

One word of advice, if you've only been here 5 days, you might want to cool off on the mad-dash posting. People on forums generally don't appreciate it when new guys hit the ground running with 20 posts per day. Don't worry about it though, cause I posted like a mad rat dancing on a keyboard when I came here and I'm still alive, if a little jaded. ;)

i dont go crazy wiv em i just like gettin involved lol.........

Fair enough! Active participation is always good for a forum. :)

Heya, nice to see a familiar face.

I'm alright, things are looking up for me, though I'm still finding ways to be miserable. How about you?

Death! Yay! :D I'm doing well. Just got a shiny new custom title...finally. ;)

-oddguy :cool:

Dia duit arÃ*s, Death.

Cool av, and glad to se another return.
The forum's do seem to be buzing more. Maybe it's the talk of Stranger, maybe it's the caffine in Oddchat.
Either way, I'm sure you'll find faults.

(P.S. Cobra_69 thanks you for posting about that virus that drains CPU usage. I managed to relay the info.)

I was about to say, that "life is good" thing you're experiencing right now must be a real drag on the ol' bastard overlord role. :D

I said you would. ;)

I put a good word in for ya. (this is of course, a complete lie)

Good to see you're all doing so well and dandy. I'm not doing too bad myself. My musical skills with computer oriented production have been getting better, and I'm about ready to start working on a demo CD now. Preperation for my big lan party is starting in a few weeks and my car has managed to go a whole 2 months now without getting modified - I think I'm going to have to call the friendship I had with the respray team dead now. ;)

Uh, merlin and moses are fine, the single celled inhabitants of my empty fish tank are fine, my friends are all fine (but probably a little stoned), the weed that I'm growing in my bedroom wardrobe is now some good shit, and generally everything is peachy keen.

Some dude from Sky came and installed my digibox and dish last week. That was fun. During his one hour stay, he used 1 rechargeable drill battery, 3 drill bits, 20 plastic screw fittings, 20 screws, 1 screw driver bit, drilled approximately 29 holes, and consumed 2 cups of tea, 4 teaspoons of sugar, a pair of teabags, and one 20th of the milk in my fridge.

(yeah that was an exciting day)

I'm decent.

Made a full recovery from the operation, and now I'm ready to be the forums local asshole once again.

What's new?

Good to hear that, I look forward to observing your biting rhetoric thrusts in the near future. :)

I must admit I was a little worried that there would be some bad news about your cancer spreading and things getting serious. I'll admit that I'm disgustingly relieved to find you're ok. It would've been too hard for me to take (I mean I would've laughed too hard) if I heard that the forums biggest official asshole had died as an indirect result of a pesky benign bollock.

If it's any consolation, I would have been laughing too.

Hey Death. Glad to see you back! I'm fine, nothing special has happened to me. Got back from Camp, it was fun..... Got shot at alot, but it was only blanks.

Blanks can still hurt though if there isn't a muzzle gaurd. Loads of molten crap comes flying out if you aren't careful...

Blanks are just bad mmkay. :|

How did you do in camp? You think you'll make it through? If so, what rank are you going to aim for?

Are you training for TA, marine corps, air force, what?

hey welcome back!........and i think you missed someone

Well of course I missed out a few people. Those are just the people on the forums I like best.

I think I forgot to add Mac but it doesn't really matter. What matters is, I'm back and you all love me so much. :D

Hey Death ... welcome back. Good to see you like the industrial skin.

I wasn't very active at the time you were active and doing more behind the scenes stuff ... but I've been more active lately for some reason.

Abe Babe...

Ullo Darlink!

I knew our paths would cross once again! :kiss:

I'm cool... still no real job... but I got nice new shiney boyfriend! He looks like John Cusack! *CB rubs thighs in Vic Reeves stylee! (This is a UK joke..sorry!)*

He's a male nurse (For the benefit of anyone under 18... NO HE'S NOT GAY!) 24, fine and fit... and slightly mad... just how I like them!

I've made a conscious decision not to date blokes almost old enough to be my Dad anymore! The benefits are so many... young bloke have much much much better staminer!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah! *CB shuffles in slight discomfort on her chair!*

So I'm fine and dandy (and rather randy!) How's you?

hahahahahaha.....that's the weridest thing i've read all day

Don't worry Brew! In 5/6 years time you'll know what I'm on about! :kiss:

(If you're lucky!)

Wow, I bet Deaths pissed off now.....

Why? I don't get it!

Well, you now have a Boyfriend, so Death is..... Just forget it. It was a joke okay!

Tell me about it. Me and Connor nicked a few blanks and fired them point blank at a beer can. Made these holes in it like a shotgun. I'm in the cadets for the Royal Engineers.

Aaaah Death!!!! Welcome back! You have been missed I MUST say!!! :) :) Sounds like quite the cable production you had going on!!!!

Royal Engineers, AWESOME! That's just about the coolest job in the army!

Keep me posted man. :)

Yeah when first I saw it I was expecting it to be basically the same as the old one, but it's not. It's way better. Looks like a real forum. I especially like the new "Reply" buttons. Well done. :fuzsmile:

I'm fine. Well I think I am anyway...

Sorry about the double post but... it's my favawit purswon in the whole wibe worlb! (uh, yes?) :|

Thankyou Fuzzles! I've missed you too. :) How have you been?

Good! Good!... Don't be a stranger and all that jazz! (And I said "Jazz" not "Jizz"... just incase any of you poivoits get any ideas!)

CB I don't know why you bother with all these English jokes - the majority of the board are from the United States of Arrogance and "down undah, mate!".

Ahhhh!

I guess...

Wasted talent me!!

At least you, me and the rest of the Brit Pack get a chuckle... its like speaking in code in a way... I rather like it!

Wha-ha-ha-ha-ha! *Conspiratorial "gonna take over the world" meniacle laugh*

Yes, making jokes that only the british find funny will really kick yankee ass!

heeheehee Jizz.

:D :D :D Aaah I'm hanging in there thank you for asking!!!! Keeping out of trouble and goofing off while I can..enjoying the 2 weeks us Canadians fondly refer to as 'summer' :D

I didnt get it, and I'm British............

It's four weeks here in England. Russia didn't really have a summer holiday. (nobody could afford to take time off work) So I'm lovin it as much as you are. :D

Good to be back guys. :)

actully i do know what your on about.......and i have been lucky :)

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Thanks again!

BTW, can we still use the smilies that you made? I think they'd go really well with the industrial skin. I didn't want to go ahead and use them though as you had left, so I wasn't sure if the offer still stood.

Abe Babe...

Yes, certainly. Go for it.

I made those smilies specifically for the forums. But I think I'd like to upload them in a higher quality file format. Microsoft's Paint jpeg encoding quality leaves little to be desired.