Penis explodes
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WHAHA OMG...
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Ouch. Poor lad.
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Poor Sod......
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Ooh.. poor bloke. Bet that hurt..
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man.
I'm glad to be a girl... |
HAH!
I shall now laugh at the unfortunate man. Ha-ha! |
You're glad to be a girl because at least then you won't have a penis that could explode? That's a bit like a bald guy saying "I'm glad I don't have hair because it could catch on fire!".
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It's happened to me quite a few times before, but luckily I'm smart enough to keep some spares.
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woaw; poor fellow
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Yikes! I couldn't even imagine what kind of pain the poor guy was going through. :eek:
-oddguy |
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So... why wasn't it the guy who noticed though? I mean, how do you not notice that your penis has exploded? |
Valid question. Larena Bobbit cut off her husband's penis while he was asleep and the man didn't wake until later. He didn't even notice until he woke up! Hmmmm.
-oddguy |
I think you'd notive from the sudden lack of sexual urges like mastribation (and the massive blood loss, of course!)
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*grabs balls* !YIKES!
*sigh*always have to put the little people down somehow |
Yes, but we dont have to go through giving birth do we........
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Amen to that!!!!!!!!
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The reason he didn't notice might be due to the pain being "over-rided" by the pleasures of sexual stimulation.
Alcar... |
Yeeeeeouch.
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I would say that a penis exploding is one hell of a contraceptive.
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Eeech!! That's ruff.
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I heard somewhere that it's actually possible to break tour penis. I don't know how cos it doesn't have a bone in it (heh boner heh heh) but apparently it happens
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Sounds fun... i wish i my penis explode :p
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carefull with what you wish for... it might come true...
I wish I had a tiger... *sighs* |
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Take some fertiliser, a few litres of petrol...
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Yeesh. Poor bloke. How can something like that happen? Hard to imagine. Actually it's easy to imagine, no matter how much I try to keep it outta my mind. I'm gonna have nightmares about this. I hope my penis is never hurt like that. And the fact that it happened in the situation in which it happened... it must have been horribly traumatic for both parties.
VanillahKillah... you're a girl? Wow. That's... very odd, considering your avatar. And your art... umm. |
For some reason I always asume Oddworld fans are guys...until I see their pic on the forums or something. I do remember thinking Red Muse was a guy, but I knew VK was a girl.
-oddguy |
Well then now he will have a hell of a time takeing a piss.
Can we say this poor lad's new name will be Dicklessman? Dadumdum!:lol: |