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Hey guys, so after years of watching from over the shoulder of kjjcarpenter, I thought it was high time I became my own voice. Although I was never here in person, I've seen the few good times and the many bad... It looked like fun, so here I am.
Be gentle, it's my first time on a forum.

Sock account. This is just KJs attempt at trying to convince us he's not gay.

hello
I do not remember ever reading the Terms and Conditions, so thanks for your sig. I think I have broken those rules a couple of times and many people here break some of those rules regularly.
Especially with obscene, vulgar and sexually-oriented posts.

Hello, @MrsKJJ :) Have a pleasant stay

EDIT: Also, what Littleleeroy said

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Sock account. This is just KJs attempt at trying to convince us he's not gay.

Not a sock! I'm a woman with woman feelings. Do you need a sock? :fuzwink:

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Hello, @MrsKJJ :) Have a pleasant stay

EDIT: Also, what Littleleeroy said

Thank you guys, and also you're welcome. If Southpark has taught me anything, it's read the T&Cs. This particular one gave me a giggle, considering the state of these forums. It's ok, I'm not asking for censoring.

I can't say this isn't bizarre, but welcome to the forums, my dear!

By the way, dinner smells nice.

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Not a sock! I'm a woman with woman feelings. Do you need a sock? :fuzwink:

Women are 100% feelings though

And no I got new socks for Christmas, but they're in that state where you take them off at the end of the day and you have a load of sock shit in between your toes.

Hello! I remember this:

Hardly an over-reaction to someone wither a tender heart, who loves animals. She doesn't approve of animal slaughter, simple as that, and needless loss of life makes her emotional. She's even forced me to figure out ways to play through the games without harming anything save sligs and glukkons, unless it is absolutely vital. Even slogs are to be spared.

It certainly adds a new depth of challenge to the games. There was this part in Soulstorm Brewery with slogs and electric gates, and although it took me the better part of an hour to rework the puzzle and perfect the timing, no slogs were harmed. I think I added a few more silver hairs to my head, though.

welcome but what does the K stand for in kay jay jay carpenter? is your name kay or is it jay?

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welcome but what does the K stand for in kay jay jay carpenter? is your name kay or is it jay?

It's Kevin James John Carpenter.

does that mean MrsKJJ is also kevin? excuse me but when did kevin become a girls name? busted.

Thank you for your warm welcomes!

And thank you Darling, for accepting in on "your thing". (Also: You're welcome)

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Women are 100% feelings though

And no I got new socks for Christmas, but they're in that state where you take them off at the end of the day and you have a load of sock shit in between your toes.

I am 100% feelings. So, therefore, I am woman. Hear me roar.

It's good to hear you got new socks, and that you're not still wearing the same crusty ones from before Christmas. I'm proud.

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Hello! I remember this:
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Originally Posted by kjjcarpenter
Hardly an over-reaction to someone wither a tender heart, who loves animals. She doesn't approve of animal slaughter, simple as that, and needless loss of life makes her emotional. She's even forced me to figure out ways to play through the games without harming anything save sligs and glukkons, unless it is absolutely vital. Even slogs are to be spared.
It certainly adds a new depth of challenge to the games. There was this part in Soulstorm Brewery with slogs and electric gates, and although it took me the better part of an hour to rework the puzzle and perfect the timing, no slogs were harmed. I think I added a few more silver hairs to my head, though.

Oh Vlam, you made me blush. I never realised I was so popular, looks like you guys have been talking about me for years :fuzwink:. Haha. From the tone of that conversation though, it looks like I could really be some fun around here. Link me to that post? :fuzsmile:

Vlam, you're one cool Frenchie.

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does that mean MrsKJJ is also kevin? excuse me but when did kevin become a girls name? busted.

That's some good sleuthing there, 99. Kevin is indeed, NOT a girls name.

1) No, Kevin is not my name.
2) Once upon a time, when a couple was married, they would be introduced as "Mr and Mrs John Smith". I happen to like it. It's cute. :happy:
3) I'm copying @MrsTad.

poppycock. next you're gonna tell me your name isn't even kevin - myth still busted i'm afraid.

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I am 100% feelings. So, therefore, I am woman. Hear me roar.

i’m like 50% feelings what does that make me

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Seems a bit sexist

I can be sexist to myself, that's perfectly ok. (Roar).

I'm not feminist though, I'm for equalism.

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poppycock. next you're gonna tell me your name isn't even kevin - myth still busted i'm afraid.

I'm pretty sure I already did ... "1) No, Kevin is not my name".

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i’m like 50% feelings what does that make me

Android. It makes you an android.

yep, knew it. then, let me guess, you'll act like you said it already. too predictable, step up your game. Sad!

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yep, knew it. then, let me guess, you'll act like you said it already. too predictable, step up your game. Sad!

And thus begins the "I know you are, but what am I?!"

if you wanna start that then i'm more than willing to continue it :)

When you get to know Oddman360 better, you're going to notice he's just trying to be joke'y, but he's really bad at it ;)

if you make posts like varrok just did, you get negrepped - just like how i negrepped varrok right now for the post he just did

That's all true. And by "all" I mean: None of it.

there it goes again!

Hello and welcome to our little slice of cancer :D