Your Nightmare Drunken Antics
 

So, have any of you 18+'s (or 13+'s over if in Europe) had a nice little drunken escapade that was ruined at the end? If so, please share your unfortunate details only to be ridiculed!

Mine would have to be, going over my limit, and stumbing for a full ten minutes before splitting myself on the bathroom door, only to end in me plummeting downstairs and going to hospital. Fantastico.

SHARE! DICKS WANTS LULZ.

13+? Drinking is allowed at 13 over in... oh Ireland. Forget I said anything ;).

I personally don't see the fun in drinking yourself half to death. It might be because I've seen the consequences of alcohol close up while I was growing up. But I genuinely don't understand how you can say your drinking ended you up in the hospital and still laugh about it. I mean, I sometimes see people on forums who go: "Yeah that one night I was so stupidly drunk I haven't got a clue as to what I did or what happened but I do know I woke up in the hospital with alcohol poisoning and they were just in time to pump my stomach empty or I would have died! That was fun, lets do it again sometime!". I mean for fuck sake?!

In my opinion it should be fully ILLEGAL to CONSUME alcohol below the age of 21. Not just illegal to buy it or sell it to minors. It should actually be illegal to consume because it dumbs down an entire generation of people. 13 year olds who drink themselves in a coma is where I draw the line on this. Alcohol is no better if not worse than heroin and cocaine.

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I have never been even tipsy, let alone drunk.

I do however plan on getting extremely drunk just once in my life, which is going to be in the only city where I will let myself get away with such a thing, Las Vegas.

I will get so stupidly drunk just to see how I'm going to behave. My girlfriend is going to record it and I'm going to watch the footage when I'm home. If you're lucky I'll even post it on Youtube.

Drinking's bad for you.

Or 21's in America.



Anyways, I don't drink. I've only got one lifetime, and I want to be here for all of it.

I just smoke cigarettes and Dope, commit vandalism, regularly shoplift and jaywalk like a motherfucker. But drink? I'm not stupid or nothing.

I drink on the occasion.

But only if it is birthdays of people I like...or any major party :)

Like the afterparty of my prom, damn that was a fun time.

That was the only time I have ever heard the words "I have rope burn on my ass" :D

This was incredibly embarrasing.

Drinking far over my limit, ending up passed out being sick in a mates back garden where (apparently) a horde of fucking chavs from school saw me and told everyone the next monday. And i woke up at 3 AM on the couch. Apparently i had been refering to my mother as "Earl"...

True story.

EDIT: i feel like such an abomination compared to the rest of you.

I've been mildly tipsy once, drunk at a party twice, and that is it. None involved horrible/embarassing stuff. I did however get accidentally drunk in Spain as well so I'll list that. Basically, I was drinking Spanish beer, not heavily, but it went to my head very quickly. I didn't do anything stupid, I just ended up throwing up in the hotel room's bathroom. Not a fun experience at all.

Don't talk bollocks. On New Years Eve, and Wil can back me up on this Just because I'm a Bastard you were pissed as a fart, were extremely hyper and told me that you love me, would like to screw me up the bum, and then asked me if I loved you in the same way too.

You know things are bad when the chavs are looking down on you.

Or were they telling everyone because they were impressed?

Uh just to set the record straight, I don't know a single European country where a 13 year old is allowed to buy alcohol. I believe the lowest limit for light alcohol (beer ect) is 16.

I think you're confusing it with secks.

Isn't it a common misconception that the age limit in Amsterdam is about ten years below everywhere else?

Probably. But just to clear it up:

Light alcohol like beer and stuff: 16
Heavy alcohol like rum or whiskey: 18
Buying weed or other legal drugs: 18
Visiting a hooker: 18

And now you know.

I haven't been drunk enough for it to be a bad experience in a long, long time. It's very seldom that I drink at all, anymore.

last time i drank until i couldn't remember what happened was a VERY long time ago. at the time i did drink spirits, and i was out with two mates. woke up on the kitchen floor, found my coat down the road, lost my favourite bloody cap, and apparently threw up outside a very expensive restaurant, one with massive windows, so everyone was watching me whilst eating.

this thread is good.

A few months ago I got so drunk at a murder mystery party that apparently I turned into a white supremacist and started accusing my friends of all being niggers, coons and Jews.

This is why I very rarely drink.

Were you the victim?

Wow. Joe is secretely a racist.

No, I'm just drunkenly a racist, everyone there was definitely white.

I've never been so drunk I've done something I've regretted.

Whites only parties eh? Sounds like a racist event to me...

For my nineteenth birthday April and I went to Canada to drink and celebrate. We were not yet dating but we had been spending a lot of time together. Anyway, we both got fucking plastered, and I rented a hotel room for the night. When we got there we started making out pretty heavily.

Now, I liked her a lot, and I didn't want to screw anything up by taking advantage of her drunken state, so I put a stop to it before it went any further. I told her that we should wait. The next day I found out that she had intended to have sex the entire time and that I had seriously pissed her off by not putting out. She wouldn't talk to me for about a week.

Bitches and whores.

That's my wife you be talkin' 'bout, dogg! You best check that shit fo' I wreck that shit!

Basically, something similar occured to me. But she didn't get pissed off, so the next day I was right in there.

Yeah. It didn't take very long. And I've been hittin' that shit ever since.



Edit: 9 fucking years. Holy Christ.

Sucks to be you.

Fag.

Four months. Hopefully longer. (:

I do the same thing when I'm smashed. But there are multicultural people present.

Alcar...