Fuck you guys.
I'm going to Iceland for the rest of the week. Try not to be pathetic and needy without me if you can.
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Try not to invest too much in the local economy. We can't hand out the OWF Stimulus Package to bail out ailing members willy-nilly.
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Bring me back a walrus.
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Have fun or something.
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And that’s why mums go to Iceland.
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I've been trying to work that into a decent joke for ages, but I can't.
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And that’s why mums go to Iceland.
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I slapped Jo Momma so hard, my hand hurts!
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So are you actually going anywhere? :p
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He's going to school.
And we're taking him. |
Go ice-fishing and take pictures.
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I hope you see some aurora!
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I am leaving tomorrow, I just assumed I'd be busy today. I'm not.
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Have a great time.
say hi to pingu for me |
Have fun Charlie.
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No ... no i don't.
Not now ... not ever. |
What is this whole mum and Iceland thing?
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Inside of the whole of the UK, apparently.
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It harks back to the nineteenth century, when pilgrimages my pregnant women to Iceland were popular among those who could afford it. There they would drink the water for luck and have their bellies touched by Icelandic children before retuning home after a few days. This is also the origin of the phrase "ice ice baby".
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Via a time machine, which is the trademark touch.
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You didn’t become your own ancestor did you? Because that’s an easy way to lose your delta brain waves, and you don’t want that.
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It's more than likely that I'm most of my own ancestors. I've got a whole new brain wave: phi.
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I don’t know what to say to that.
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Who would?
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I’m sure if I’d have said it, you’d have a response in minutes.
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If you don't get this reference I will disown you. What I'll disown you from I don't know |
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I'm also my own grandfather's grandfather. Both ways.
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