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Abraham Lure 02-06-2007 08:18 AM

Scary Teachers
 
Well, I am scared of a lot of things. And I mean a lot of things. I am easily scared and such. And I have been scared by a few teachers before. I'm sure we've all had our scary teachers before. And this is my list.

Mr Stevens (My Year 8 and Year 9 D.T teacher)- This guy is skeletal and very strict. He had no problems with me but I was mostly scared of him because of his mean-ness when he got angry.

Mr Oliver (My Year 8 Drama Teacher)- I swear this guy would try to hypnotise you first thing every lesson we were taught. It scared the Hell out of me. Just recently, I was told that he left because he went insane. I do not want to see him again.

Mrs Clarke (My Year 9 French Teacher)- She was a nasty person. Very nasty at that. She had this piercing voice that could rip through you. And she always put you under pressure before tests.

I'll probably think of more later. But that is my list of my scariest teachers for now. But this is not just about my scary teachers. This is also for you to discuss your scariest teachers. If this is spam, ignore this topic or lock it. And I'm sorry if this has been done before. I searched.

Jordan 02-06-2007 08:45 AM

Great thread! ;) Those teachers sound real freaky! :eek:
Here's one of my freaky teachers!

Miss. Poffley- Year 7 teacher: She was a complete freak.
She kept saying these phrases all the time:
"You are now, on, a warning!"
"In absolute, SILENCE!"
Apparently people locked her in a cupboard, and whenever you mentioned it, she cried.
She never gave anybody a chance, she gave all the nerds of the class warnings for fiddling with a pen.
She left halfway through year 7, apparently she went to a mental home.
There were 4 stages, and these are how they went.
Stage 1: A warning
Stage 2: Move seats
Stage 3: Another warning
Stage 4: Sent out of the room and detention -_-
I got up to stage 3 in her class. :p
Once she said to me: "What's the matter?" And I said: "Short attention span". That was what gave me a stage 3.

Arxryl 02-06-2007 03:54 PM

Hmm... scary teachers eh? How about perverted mean teachers.
If so, then I have one...

Mr. Bell. He was my 7th grade science teacher and I could tell from day one he hated me. He always adressed people by their "full" first name, even if their name was spelled a different way on their birth cirtificate.
I swear, if he were to call me "Lawrence" one more time... ooh...
Although I did silently promise myself that if he called me Lawrence I'd call him Randal. Never did, but...

Or my sixth grade Scince and math teacher. Mrs. Tolmachoff.
She would've absolutely loved me.... had I been a girl and my brother had not previously had her for a teacher.
Yeah. She was sexist, and what sucked was we only had five boys in my class.
Not to mention I got in trouble for something in the begining of the year...

Yeah. and that's about all the mean/scary teachers I've had.

Jordan 02-06-2007 11:09 PM

All the teachers in our school always favor the girls, and whoever sits next to them! :p

moxco 02-06-2007 11:34 PM

Easy mine is school music teacher, she is nice to the girls and is always rasing her voice at boys.

Jordan 02-07-2007 06:47 AM

Some boys in my class fancy some of the teachers. It's kind of sick really.

scrab queen 02-07-2007 07:34 AM

Before home-school (yay! almost home free!):

Mrs. Gumbs, 3rd grade, all-purpose teacher, not really understanding of the young mind, always mistook a mistake for a lie in complete rebellion of her, and was often punished by no bathroom, or making you an outcast by punishing the whole class for your actions. If you had a complaint about her dicipline, she would push it in your face and it would always translate into something hurtful to indicate your total lack of emotional strength, rendering you weak and useless. If only I had developed an eating disorder...

Mrs.Willmont, 5-6th history, Always trying to weed out the imperfect, would catch you for the smallest things. I never got into trouble, but I always feared her when she got mad. Quite a pair of lungs. Had a certificate to prove she had out-yelled and made-cry a japanese advanced math teacher.

Mrs.What's-her-name, 4th grade, all-purpose teacher, Was a Preggo for the last half of the school year, but was always a bitch. Even my parents thought so. Had also ruined my chances of getting into a private school by translating small behaviors into big grade deductions. Bitch...

Mrs. huh? I can't remember... 6th science, always strict when it came to notebooks. got an F for a U looking like an A. Had a small voice and it was always in the very higest octave. Whenever she got upset, your ears would hurt. If you got singled out after class, you were congragulated with getting out with your hearing intact. That's pretty much it.

ziggy 02-07-2007 07:33 PM

ooooohhh!

My computer applications teacher Mrs. Kereht. She's such a fat ugly bitch.

Her regular tone is like yelling. She yells at me for going ahead in class and thinks everytime I go on the internet I'm goofing off and turns off my monitor. Then when I told her I was just going to go on the website the frickin ASSIGNMENT SHEET tells us to go to. She thinks I didn't know what to do just because she didn't yell out the instructions yet and doesn't think I can read ahead. Plus she treats all the girls way better in her class. She's just so hard to talk to and ask a question to, because she can't just give me a nice simple answer and always talks in this loud annoying tone and has to talk about everything before she answers the question.

Bullet Magnet 02-07-2007 07:52 PM

Miss Pilcher, religious education. Ironic really. She could be in two places at once... or else use shadows as a means of trans-location, there were competing theories, and we'd all seen both. She hated boys. Odd, given that she had chosen to work in an all-boys school. Demanded homework in on the very next day (the only teacher to do that when her lesson wasn't the next day either) so may your respective non-specific deities help you if you had some sort of a life. Especially when she set nonsensical work such as perfect reconstructions of pictures that vaguely recount significant religious events, or even novelising the video we watched during one of our "off days" near Christmas.

She also consumed children's souls in detention. Anyone had one with her, and they spent the rest of their school career and shells with no personality of their own, no free will, nothing. It was horrifying.

Jordan 02-07-2007 10:40 PM

I don't know her name, but there is this effing bitch in the ICT rooms, she hates my year. And if she sees you on a site, like she spotted me on the OWF, she starts shouting, "GET OFF GAMES!" And it's like, I'm even ON games you evil cow. They blocked everything, even the sites that no one goes on.

Abe 01 02-08-2007 12:18 PM

My goddam english teacher Mrs Dean, at the start of the year I admit I was loud and cocky, so she kept giving me detentions every lesson, so now I try being quiet and concentrating and what does she do? pick on me for every question what I never know the answer to and tells my parents that Im not taking part in the lessons. grrr

Bullet Magnet 02-08-2007 01:33 PM

What you do is object to your teacher in front of your parents and spill the beans. I tell you, no teacher has ever seen that coming.

Nemo 02-08-2007 01:35 PM

My fourth grade teacher.
VERY strict, VERY angry, and WORSHIPPED the pencil, thinking that the pen was Satan. She would yell at you if did something wrong, and would purposefully teach something important if you went to the bathroom, and ask you a question about it when you came back.
She was also racist. She once made us make pancake mix "like Indians," her exact words.

My World History teacher right now, Mr. Purdy, has cruel teaching methods. Basically, if you talk, the entire class has to stay after class for 30 seconds. The time adds up quickly. Once you get up to four of them, you get extra homework, which can take away points but not add any. At the end of the class, sometimes, he'll ask questions in order to take away some time. The thing is, he asks questions about things you don't know. Everyone else gets questions I know the answers to, and I get questions about stuff I have no clue about.
Strangely enough, I love his class.

Daxter King 02-08-2007 03:24 PM

I often have trouble with teachers, as I'm always loud, I really cant help it. My old math teacher moved me about 3 times every six weeks cause I couldn't be quiet. IF you didn't have your name on your paper, she would call you up and rip it in half in front of your face. She was a synnical asswipe with no respect for her students. She treated us like idiots when we were in a Pre-AP class.

My current Algebra teacher is starting to get on my nerves. She doesn't tell us different methods of how to do a problem if we talk, if we look it up online, she considers it cheating. Bitch. I was trying to explain something to my friend and she says for me to shutup and calls the rest of the class a bunch of idiots with no self control.

Bullet Magnet 02-08-2007 05:02 PM

I think the time for talk is over. Now is the time for action. Letters of complaint, everyone! We can do this as a group. I've prepared an absolutely devastating leaflet campaign, and a series of bumper stickers guaranteed to possibly add credence to the rebellion. Give quiche a chance!

Jordan 02-09-2007 12:17 PM

Well... This is kinda related to school... There was a newspaper article a while ago about children at school. They said in the near future they would make teachers teach children in the morning, and then in the afternoon, you could go home. And those who couldn't go home got to play games and all that.

moxco 02-09-2007 04:15 PM

What types of games?

snuzi 02-09-2007 05:37 PM

My third grade teacher was a nightmare. She yelled at us all, and I am quite convinced that she hated each and every one of us. Also, once during that year, she struck my hand with a ruler, and hit me over the head with a textbook. What's more, is that when I spoke during a fire drill, she made me copy the entire glossary of my religion book onto looseleaf paper as punishment. Perhaps she is one of the reasons why I resent Catholicism, or religion in general, for that matter :p.

Fuzzle Guy 02-10-2007 11:56 AM

My current English teacher, reminds me of Count Dracula.

[20:25] (S) :D (S) Nathan (S) :D (S): Ms Cooils gonna be SOOOOOOO pissed at me
[20:27] (S) :D (S) Nathan (S) :D (S): I never handed in my english book
[20:27] (l)(d)(k)·$21¢нαяℓι(r)·$46єуα(k)(d)(l): wen?
[20:27] (S) :D (S) Nathan (S) :D (S): when we had to hand them in
[20:28] (S) :D (S) Nathan (S) :D (S): about three weeks ago
[20:28] (S) :D (S) Nathan (S) :D (S): or maybe four
[20:29] (l)(d)(k)·$21¢нαяℓι(r)·$46єуα(k)(d)(l): i ggt sent down management wif her for playin wif glue and then we wer readin out shakespeare n i wos doin it in a funny voice so she sent me down management agen
[20:29] (S) :D (S) Nathan (S) :D (S): lol
[20:29] (S) :D (S) Nathan (S) :D (S): She reminds me of Dracula
[20:29] (S) :D (S) Nathan (S) :D (S): seriously :s
[20:34] (l)(d)(k)·$21¢нαяℓι(r)·$46єуα(k)(d)(l): haha
[20:35] (l)(d)(k)·$21¢нαяℓι(r)·$46єуα(k)(d)(l): i wudnt be wurried bout her gettin pissd off @ u
[20:35] (l)(d)(k)·$21¢нαяℓι(r)·$46єуα(k)(d)(l): wts she guna do
[20:35] (S) :D (S) Nathan (S) :D (S): bite me on the neck and make me one of her

Laser 02-15-2007 10:46 AM

Easy!
Mr "happy go lightly" benchouia muhahahahahahahaha!!
He is and will always will be a mean stressy arse hole of the nth degree.He will bite your head off for doing a tiny thing wrong,
Me and my mates thinks he is a terrorist due to his accent being very arrabic
He deifies logic in his stressiness and every assembly he would say basically say at the end "its a tiny minority of you are getting it wrong,95% of you are getting it right but 4% are getting it wrong" and thats it!

Mrs "diabeaties" Gandy
My spainish teacher who is the deffintion of bittersweet.She will not shout she will just coat her voice in poisen and say it in her horribly sweet voice.she will give anyone a detetion for doing something slightly wrong aswell .*shudder*

Alf Shall Rise 02-16-2007 05:36 PM

Yeah, there's this one sexist teacher in my school. I hated her. Good thing she's not my teacher anymore! And now I have this teacher that has that very sharp loud voice while yelling, really annoying, knows how to really annoy you while you're in trouble. I try not to talk. She knows when someone is chewing gum, like even if you aren't chewing gum (its laying in yer mouth lol). Hmm...my kindergarden teacher was messed up. Everyone knows that 5 year olders aren't good at drawing (some are). And everytime one of my classmates showed her a picture (sloppy of course), she should've said, "that's great!" to be nice. She didn't. She just said, "color in the lines next time, and use colors that match the picture!" which would follow to the kid crying. Well, I guess the teachers that I had weren't scary, just very very insulting and mean...

skillya_glowi 02-20-2007 06:52 PM

Mm. My 8th grade Spanish teacher. Sheez. She had this loud, nasal voice, and she used it quite a bit (she wasn't Hispanic either).
She writes/wrote people down as late even if they're like two steps away from the door. Like, I came into the classroom while the bell was ringing once, and she still counted me as late. Well, those times add up, and now, thanks two her, 4 shiny new detentions on my permanent record.
She gives everyone dress code infractions for little to no reason, too. She gave me one once because she thought my top was too low, and it was not. Seriously. Maybe she's just jealous cause she's this fat old broad and doesn't want anyone to...erm, obstruct her.

Anyway, being in her class was a drag. I'm glad it's over.

Alf Shall Rise 02-20-2007 07:46 PM

Wow you all are making me scared of the Middle School. *gulps*

skillya_glowi 02-20-2007 07:47 PM

I hated middle school.
High school is heaven, though, so you can look forward to that.

Jordan 02-21-2007 02:28 AM

Woah, it's way different over there school-wise. Our middle school is your highschool, but we call it secondary school. :D

scrab queen 02-21-2007 08:08 AM

I hated my whole time in public school. The teachers were cranky and under-paid, and thier whole purpose seemed to be to destroy any emotion you had left in you. Like an abusive mother. I used to go to school to actually learn, but all the teamwork kinda ruined it for me. The adults couldn't make up thier minds on whether they want me to make friends or learn something. Coupled with my mom's lower than mine I.Q, I didn't learn a single thing, and I am totally screwed mind-wise. Now my parents seem hell bent on getting me my own buisness. Whoo! tax-free profit!

Jordan 02-21-2007 08:42 AM

I don't see how teacher's should be able to take away your home time with detentions, and I don't think they should be able to shout at you...
They aren't our parents, are they!? The shouting is meant for the parents to do, not those cranky old cows and dicks.

Laser 02-21-2007 09:05 AM

my thoughts exactly
but apart from lots of big arse hole teachers life at school is Brilliant

Bullet Magnet 02-21-2007 05:34 PM

Spoof newsletters. Those are excellent.

Every year the sixth-formers would write their own newsletter in the distinctive style of our headmaster with all the official typesetting, making fun of all the teachers, get into the copy room and distribute them.

Paramite of War 03-06-2007 10:11 PM

This one teacher never teaches us anything let us do labs or anything and she says that she cant teach because of some people in the classroom