Most....retarted neighborhood...Ever
 

Okay it's official I have the most retarded neighborhood ever. If you need to ride your bike chances are you will...

a. Meet up with some "gangstas" that will beat the **** out of you for fun. (I always get away though.).

b. See some young jews who played a little to much GTA and try to either buy your own IMPORTANT possesions from you or threaten you with fake or real bb guns.

or even c. Meeting a bunch of 5 year olds who overuse the words *uck and $hit.

Does anyone else have this type of problem? Cause I swear I wish I could go and move to north Carolina instead of living in this hellhole.

No, but, you can laugh at the fact of the young jews threatening you and the 5-year olds cursin' like a sailor. :lol:

^ Trust me dark. After living here for 8 years it does not become funny anymore.

Lol, jews. :D

:lol: I apologize, Metroixer. I just look at the funny side, then I turn to the bad side of the situation. believe me, I'd hate it too if I lived there. But I've never lived in a community that let parents let their little ones curse 'til their hearts content (actually, I'd beat the shit out'a my child if they had the gall to curse to me) and threatening jews that'd beat the shit out'a you if you don't give them yer lunch money, or whatnot. I'm not insulting you, metroixer, I fully understand. But sometimes, my mind just go in different places. Don't take it the wrong way. :You can put the finger down now...:

Yea I know. I find it hard to believe since jews are supposed to respect all of God's creations? (I'm not trying to start something here).

EDIT: Oh and it's okay dark. I was just trying to state my point here :D.

For some reason I'm getting the image of some guy with untrimmed sideburns, a black hat and a cross around his neck, holding a BB gun to you and asking you for your stuff. LMAO.

Oh I know plenty of morons like that who think it's cool to beat someone up for fun. I had that happen to my once by the local 'street gangsta gang'... and for some reason they never botherd me since. Might have something to do with the fact that I beat one of them into the hospital... yea when it was time to call the ambulance they stopped attacking me quite quikely.

As for the BB guns... those are illegal over here, so most people don't even risk it getting confiscated. But anyone that does pull it on me can expect a similar gun from me. I have one, which I only cary to dangerous neighboorhoods (might not be real, but it looks real enough from a distance).

And cursing 5 year olds... their the most fun!! I usualy just grin at it, unless it's directed to me. Then I go back to the kid and teach him some more of that filthy language... and not in a calm way.
We have this realy getto like street just around the corner where 5 year old kids will litteraly punch you cuz they don't like you. Now... you can't hit back... cuz otherwise you will have their older brother on your tail. Or their parents. Those kids think that becouse their brother is so tough, they can do anything. Good thing is tho, I know most of the older kids on that block, so I can easily get the brother to kick the kids ass with ease :D. It's hilarious to do that XD.

Anyway, there are neighboorhoods much more worse then that, pall. Go live in Harlem, if you want real trouble around you.

Why's it surprising that there would be gangs of Jews? Well... it would be surprising here, considering there are no Jews here at all, but in a place with a dense Jewish population, sure, why not?

Anyway... most neighborhoods are shitty or getting there. People are crazy, and not in a good way. And if you have what could be considered a nice neighborhood, then it will just attract assholes from much worse neighborhoods who will screw it up as they have their own. What can you do? Deal with it until you're old enough to move, I guess.

EDIT: Jews wear crosses?!?! :confused:

Yeah, I see what you mean Havoc...But I;ve never had a gangsta come up to me and threaten me. Probably beat the shit outta him 'fore they even touched me..


:lol: :lol: :lol: Havoc, you cracked my side up!

Raisin: Not sure about the crosses, I'm realy trying to not get envolved in any religions... so excuse me if I'm wrong.

Dark: Thanks, that was the point :P.

Not really. There's no commandment about that at least.

In any case, I hope that you mean that it was a gang of Jews and not a gang of arseholes whom you insulted by calling them Jews. That sort of thing would get you slapped with a warning so hard. Plus, I would come round your place with my gang and a couple of tyre-irons and administer the beating of your life.

Or not.

Heh, Nate. 2222 posts, you are super even. :D

As for random beatings, I found that a swift testicle-foot collision then a fast dash away from the bout works well. Continue to laugh from afar. (Results almost always vary)

All the little kids in my neighborhood are to innocent to say bad words. As for the so called gangs they just say sup and ask for high fives, if you do that the they will leave you alone. One time I saw a kid talking to them on how they are bad people and should clean up their lives. They beat the crap out of him I laughed so hard!!

LMAO, even I would punch a kid for that. Don't go tell me how I should live my life, especialy not if you're uner ten years old!

Me and my friend don't have neighbors who'll swear to you, threaten or actually try to beat you up, but we have a neighbor who will barbeque anything, and i mean it. He's is a psychopath.

What do you mean? You cant barbecue anything, are you just talking about food or other items?

Camels? Garden gnomes? F16 fighter jets?

:lol: I can see where this'll end up

Yea, in Necrum :P.

How do you mean BBQ anything? Like, spare tires, corpses and his beloved cat? Or is it because your one of them PETA addicts who don't eat meat and call the idea of eating meat psychotic? :P

I like how the title is misspelled, it reincforces the point.

Anyway, my neighbors are not retarted. I like them quite a bit.

I don't even know my neighbors, 'cause we just moved, and we're movin' again. Yes, we all know that moving is stupid...'Cause we're military...(Well, not ALL of us. We're just moving 'cause we just want a better home)

Well mind you I never said the gangs were jews. Just arseholes like you said....Very big arseholes.

Can he bbq the retarded people who I live near then? Please? Pretty please?

Yes you did...


Put the OMG on the WTF BBQ!

No no no the b amd the a are 2 completely different things. Cause if you call a gang 2 people well...Then there are many gangs out there.

Tch...yeah. Check out New York, Manhattan, and Long Island. Sure, I haven't been ter tese places, but I 'ear they're some of the notorious places fer gangs.

The sad thing is I have such a beutiful neighborhood scenery wise. Yet it's all ruined by these respawning bastards. Not once can I go outside and hear something messed up going on. Silence broken :(.

Yeah. Check out my old neighborhood. It was decent, but I didn't like it. Too many youngin's and not enough oldens...But the forests were sweet...

Well if you want to rid yourself of it, just punch one of those guys to the ground sometime and see the problem solve itself :D.

Yeah, do like what you would do to an angry shark: JUST PUNCH IT IN THE NOSE! That'll rid of yer problem...Now, about those nasty lil' 5-year-old varmins....

You can punch those, too. Whats the problem? :P