Heres my Odd biography
Heres my Odd biography
Mine: I'm Biggy bro slig. I work at Splinterz. My friend is Slug, He's a Slig Shooter. Me and Slug have been palls ever since we were both Slig Shooters at Rupture Farms. Then we were stamped 'Slow and Useless' and thrown into the Slig Market. We were taken by a guy named Lieutenant Dripik, so we went with this guy, and into the Slig Barracks. We stayed for a few months, then Dripik came running out his office shouting " I got another 1 Million Mullah! So I've been rised to general!" he said with tears in his eyes. We made loads of friends at the Slig Barracks, and they all blew up. So in the Slig Lounge we were all watching M.O.M. Suddenly a news bulliten popped up saying 'A Slig's Dream, Big Bro Slig! Take a series of injections, a special formula, and you, will become a Big Bro Slig, If you want to become a Big Bro Slig, Call VYKKERS LABS SECUTARY at 795428, and they'll land in your garden.' So I was chosen out of 7,000,000,000,000 Sligs. A load of other Sligs' were chosen. So we went to Vykkers Labs,had the series of injections and the formula. We got ready to go back when, we got news that our boss had been killed, part of the Slig section had been demolished, we went back to pick up more Sligs, fortunately Slug was one. We got shipped off to an auction. we got won by a guy named Splinterz, so we went off there, we setteled in, we love our boss. We are getting ready to go to war with wildlife, we all have targets, mine is a Bird called Noggin. Well I'll post my next chapter soon,thanx, who likes it? Thanks Oddfolks! _________________________________________________________________ I have asked permission to use Fuzzle Guys character Noggin the Medic bird |
Yes BBS, I love this chapter too, please don't kill Noggin, and secondly, I wannanother chapter
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Right now we are going through Spooce Shrub Forest, and being attacked, Sligs are dying, and two Big Bro Sligs got beat to death by a band of Tomahawkers! And Another sl... Can't talk now!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Take that you son of a B...BOOM!...tch! Yo! Biggy! help! I'm being beaten here! Just wait Slug! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Nice move! You need to license that ass of yours as a dangerous weapon, jumpin' on everyone! Ok, I have a chance to talk, Anyway, The remains of the Army is heading away from Spooce Shrub Forest, are next stop is probably the rubble of Soul Storm Brewery. Hope u like this chapter, |
Ok, now this is just plain cool, but it gets a bit confusing without speech marks ;)
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Sounds hectic......exactly what I like!!! I can't wait to see what you come up with next!!
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I've got something funny on the way, and I hope you like it.
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I hope I do BBS, I hope I do!
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I'm sure I will BBS!
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Harry Ap BBS!
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The plains of rubble, mound over mound there's rubble.
"Hey cool! look there!" said Slug "Where?" I said "Over where that Meep is!" Slug shoated "Ok, Ok... Wait a minute why the hell would a meep be in the middle of a giant rubble desert?!!" I wondered. "Hey! It's drinking a soul storm brewery bottle!!!!" Said Grunt, another friend of mine. Suddenly the Meep bubbled a bit, fell over, and turned into a monstrousity, a horrific creature, about 3 times bigger then the Almighty Raisin, it was flying in the sky, one huge eye, 4 arms & Hands with claws on each, and had a scorpion like tail but electicity shot out. "RUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" The Meepontosauras dived, shot some sligs with it's tail, got a few sligs in his mouth and chewed. "It's me and you Slug next, my friend" I whimpered. The Meepontosauras dived again, heading straight for me and Slug. "AAGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..."... To be continued... |
It's great
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Thanx, Fuzzle G
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No problemo ;)
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can we have more:)
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Quote: Tim
He's working on it at this very second
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It's excellent!! Can't wait to see what else happens :)
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Something...Disturbing...
_____________________________ ...AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Wham! The Mutated Meep grabbed, chewed and swallowed. Bong! We fell into the stomach, and cried for help. "Help! Were Injured here! Slug!" I cried. It was too late, Slug was lying, still, just Still. "Need help?" said Someone in the piles of grass that had been eaten. "Who are you?" I said. "I'm Monty, the vykker, and my friend here is Richy Etard, he's also a vykker. We sell things from the Vomit Gun 9000 to Mudokon Eggs, so, like to by anythin?" Said Monty. "What happened to this... Meep?" I asked Richy. "This was a failed vykker labs test, the meep has to drink something bad for itself, then it turns into this!" Replied Richy. "Can you help my friend Slug?" I asked, hoping for a good answer. "Yeah, sure." So the Vykkers did there bit, And after that, they kept on trying to sell things to me. "Have you got any Bombs?" I asket the two of them. "HELL YEAH!" Shouted Monty. I bought the bomb for 200 Mullah, and set it up. "Hold Still!" BOOM! It was horrible, but it worked. The Meep Fell to the ground, and split in two, spilling all the contents everywhere. "Biggy Bro? Where are we?" Said Slug. "I doesn't matter about that, lets just move on from this rubble. Next stop, Slig Barracks. (Boy, this'll bring back memorys!) |
Yeh, best yet, R.etard, very clever
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Yeah, I can't wait to see the next chapter.
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Richy Etard. I noticed that too lol. And the Vomit Gun 9000 lol another classic weapon!!! It's great! Keep up the good work!!
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Well, the next chapter is coming when...
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WE WANT THE NEXT CHAPTER!!! C'mon, BBS, write something. You don't have to write the next chapter, but at least write something, so we'll know that you're doin' something about it.
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We are currently in the office of general Dripik (Well, to me it's just some rubble). We ended up having Richy and Monty coming with us.
"There they are." whispered someone. "Did you here that?" said Grunt. "Yeah" Said Slug. I looked down three stories of this floor, and saw 5 Mudokons, but they were different, they looked more like Sumo Wrestlers then Native Muds. "Come on Muds! Attack!" Said the fattest. Sligs were running around screaming, some even fell off the scaffolding on the side. "What the hell are they?" asked Monty. "Fat Mudokons, EXTREMELY FAT." I Shouted. It was horrifying seeing these green fat blobs climbing the pipes and scaffolding. "Come on you IDIOTIC SLIGS! You can fight!" Shouted the commander. One of the Sumo's got up, but it only took one kick to send him down to the bottom again. "So you want to play rough now?! OK!" Shouted the one who had just fell. He started to shake the scaffolding, sligs were falling off, eventually, we were all on the ground. "Hey, Monty, what did you say before about a Vomit Gun 9000?" I asked Him "Why, do you want one?" I nodded. He gave it too me, It was just like a water pistol, so I pumped it up, put my gas mask on and fired. The Vomit was pouring out and and hitting the sumos, the Muds automattically caught the bug and starting spewing everywhere, got the hint, and started walking away. "We will return! We will retauuughhhhh!" Said the fattest, aswell as vomiting. We walked on, chatting away. "Hey, R.etard, any other things you sell?" I asked Richy. "What did you call me?!!!" Demanded Richy. Me, Slug and Monty burst out laughing, then kept on walking. Next stop, Feeco Depot. |
This was the funniest one, keep up the odd work.
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Yeah, that was hilarious!!!! Oh, barfing sumo-wrestling Mudokons........you can't get enough of that!! :D
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Are you gonna post the next part of chapter 1?
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One of the Trains was on the rail when the rail broke of and The Train slid straight down the cord, crashed into a pile of old greeters and blew up.
“Cool! Hey look at that, Richey!” Said Monty, nudging Richy. All Richey did was drool. A Second Train came on the same rail, and was going so fast, came of the cord, broke the sound barrier, and coupled safely back on to the other side of the rail in the entrance of Feeco Depot. “Wow! Hey, Richey! Did you hear that?” asked Slug. “Did he hear me?” He Asked Slug, again. “Yeah, he heard you; just his personality can some times match his name. But sometimes he can speak perfectly well, weird, isn’t it?” said Monty A third train came along, but this time, it stopped off at the station we were on. The Door swung open, at least 20 Greeters came out, the train left and we were left with these greeters. The Greeters did nothing but stare at us, we were left with these mindless greeters. We walked forward, the greeters moved back, we took another step forward, the Greeters completely fell of the station, and all we heard was the greeters going ‘Crap, Crap, CrapCrap, HI.’. The next train came, we swung the door open and through the mudokons that were in it, and went off. Back at the station “We’re Free!” the muds were shouting. I’m leaving this part there, so the next part is the in side of Feeco Depot, and then its the end of the chapter. |
The End of chapter one!
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Ha ha!! Richey is such a moron. :D So.......2/3 of chapter one are complete?
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