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Fez 09-05-2003 08:03 PM

thats one weird gun.

what do you do if the devil sees you?

T-nex 09-05-2003 08:05 PM

A: Hide, and then shoot him

Q: What did the gun do?

OANST 09-05-2003 11:26 PM

A. massaged my tonsils with tender loving care.

Q.what appears once in a minute, twice in a moment but not once in a hundred thousand years?

oddguy 09-06-2003 04:23 AM

A: Michaels Jackson's face!

Q: What scares you more than anything in the entire universe?!

Forbidden Paradise 09-06-2003 06:28 AM

A: Michael Jackson's face!!!

Q: What scares him?

oddguy 09-06-2003 07:20 AM

A: A mirror! Ahhhhhh!:eek: Or maybe black people saying he's white!:D

Q: Will you guys visit my site that's located right under my banner?:fuzwink:

big bro boogie 09-06-2003 11:21 AM

A.yess
Q. will you guys visit my site right under my banner:fuzwink:

Forbidden Paradise 09-06-2003 01:03 PM

A: Sure I will visit the site!

Q: When will this thread end?

T-nex 09-06-2003 01:34 PM

A: NEVER!! MUHAHAHA

Q: Are you shure??

Forbidden Paradise 09-06-2003 01:54 PM

A: What me visiting Big Bro's site or this thread ending. No I'm not sure!

Q: Can I get a 30 day, money back, satisfaction guarantee on your answer?

oddguy 09-06-2003 05:12 PM

A: Yes! It comes included with your five very easy payment of 59.95$ plus shipping and handling!

Q: Anyone ever tasted cow brains with strawberry sauce?

GrigtheSlig 09-06-2003 05:34 PM

A. Yes! It's very good!

Q. What's up?

oddguy 09-06-2003 06:39 PM

A: The sky, roof, etc.

Q: ?

Fez 09-06-2003 07:19 PM

A. ??

Q. blah blah?

big bro boogie 09-06-2003 09:03 PM

right back at ya


who's bob

oddguy 09-07-2003 12:14 AM

A: Ehem. Bob Almighty is his name!

Q: Who is Bob Almighty?

Forbidden Paradise 09-07-2003 01:51 AM

A: He is the almighty one who roams the forums under his disguised name.

A: What is Bob's disguised name?

oddguy 09-07-2003 01:54 AM

A: I know who it is! It is......*gets shot in the back of the head by Bob Almighty*

Fez 09-07-2003 08:52 AM

whats your question?

Forbidden Paradise 09-07-2003 09:20 AM

A: He don't have one!

Q: Are you talking to me? I said, are you talking to me?

T-nex 09-07-2003 02:04 PM

A: What?

Q: Who is that!!??!

oddguy 09-07-2003 02:40 PM

:

Originally posted by ferill
whats your question?
I got shot in the head, but I'm back now! Whooooo!

A: Yo Mamma!:eek:

Q: Has anyone ever given a mouse a cookie?

GrigtheSlig 09-07-2003 10:28 PM

A. Only a few times...but i only do it if it kills all of my friends.

Q. Why does the mouce kill my friends?

oddguy 09-08-2003 03:35 AM

:

Q. Why does the mouce kill my friends?
A: Cause you spelled mouse wrong!:rolleyes:

Q: Who is the worst speller on zee forums?

GrigtheSlig 09-08-2003 03:38 AM

Sorry!

A. I'd have to say... Abe16 or my imaginary friends!:fuzconf:

Q. What are the names of my imaginary friends?

Forbidden Paradise 09-08-2003 06:22 AM

A: "Mr. Invisible" & "Mrs. Hides In The Closet"

Q: Why do you have imaginary friends?

oddguy 09-08-2003 08:21 PM

A: Cus' he's lonely and needs a woman.

Q: What kind of woman would be good for Grig?

GrigtheSlig 09-08-2003 08:23 PM

A. Being Grig myself, I'd have to say.....wild money woman!

Q. Who let the dogs out?

oddguy 09-08-2003 09:24 PM

A: They actually just fell out of the hotdog bun by accident. No dogs were let out.

Q: Who's eating right now?!:D

GrigtheSlig 09-08-2003 09:26 PM

A. I was gonna go get a bowl of hungarian sting beetles, but i'm not really hungry right now...

Q. Who did you vote for Modship? Tell the truth!

oddguy 09-08-2003 09:49 PM

A: Myself!:D

Q: Who else voted for mwah? Lie! Lie!

OANST 09-08-2003 10:30 PM

A. Satan

Q. Who did hitler vote for?

Forbidden Paradise 09-09-2003 05:53 AM

A: Himself.

Q: Why has General Discussion gotten sooo boooring?

GrigtheSlig 09-09-2003 02:28 PM

A. Because I stopped posting there. "EVERYBODY LOVES ME!"

Q. DOes everybody really love me? :crying: PLEASE SAY YES!

big bro boogie 09-09-2003 03:18 PM

you asked it nice uuuhhhhhm no

who do you think you are?... a clown?

paramiteabe 09-09-2003 03:28 PM

A: No I am a rabbit with fifty legs Ah whats up dock!:lol:


B: Do do do Alkaline Batterys taste like lollys? a duh a duh a duh:lol:

The Red Muse 09-09-2003 04:43 PM

A: A duh-a duh yaself bub. I mean, who'd be so stupid to try out what alkaline batteries taste like anyway? *mentally raises hand* Don't ya look at me like that!

Q: What is the meaning of life?

Fez 09-09-2003 05:46 PM

okay, this is really turning to spam now. I quite surprised our mods havnt realised. Cue majic.

OANST 09-09-2003 09:31 PM

I wasn't going to say this before but screw you. Seriously. If you don't like these threads then don't post in them. There is no reason to act like a little girl and go calling for big daddy Majic. The thread is harmless and strictly keeps to its name.
A. death

Q. Why is ferril acting like a bitch?

Ban me. I don't care. I'm leaving the forums for good at the end of the month anyways. It's for sure this time too.

oddguy 09-09-2003 10:35 PM

A: No comment. I don't want to upset potential voters!:D Vote oddguy!:fuzwink:

Q: Who will be sad when old and not so tasty leaves?:(

-oddguy:fuzcool: