He's not menacing. He's praying. He's thankful for God's great meals.

It's not the meals that I tampered with. It's the hats.

Nice to see Grandma getting into the Christmas spirit.

Looks to me like she’s eyeing up the bottle of Christmas spirit.

She doesn't like being photographed, so we have to catch her by surprise.

I'm sorry but I have to ask, that table is 99% white, so who does the adorable little mixed-race chap belong to?

STM asks what we're all thinking but worried about saying.

I wasn't thinking it. Didn't even notice him standing out.

Perhaps because I'm from a country that gets enough sun that anyone who's not pasty-white must necessarily be mixed race.

I am always so disappointed when you don't look like the Grumpy Mudokon in Abe's Exoddus.

This is when we find out BM and his family didn't even realise he was sat at the table or in the picture.

Hasn't it already been established that was his cousin or something

From the party pictures

Stay classy, Oddworld Forums.

Expired.


Bitch, hair gel, week of not straightening hair, arabic theme.

No makeup.

He's my cousin, guys, and he's awesome. And he always insists on sitting next to me whether I want him to or not, but all children seem to do that.


That's quite the cascade.

Your cousin is adorable in any case.

HAHA, I GOT IT RIGHT

+2 for Slog

Ah I remember now, and I hope I didn't come across as offensive. And I can totally understand why he'd do that.

I'd do that.

All the little kids do that to me. I'm like crack for children.

STM is interested in a different type of crack.

There, I gave up my classiness to fit in.

You fit in his crack.

I took this photo at christmas time whilst I was in work, I wore this in work for days until christmas day.

http://s24.postimg.org/l7ebjx1jp/147...85277036_n.jpg

Dear Pleasant Licker,

- please, relax your forehead: wrinkles spoil your beauty;

- wow, your eyes are similar in form to mine, you are a lucky one, indeed;

- are you Norwegian?


As I see, my attention-whoring failed. Then I shall evoke my narcissism.
I am the most beautiful and androgynous on the forum, bitch.

Who would like to take bets on how long it will be until perma-ban?

As if you had any to begin with. Also shhhhh.

Yeah that's another infraction for Gishy. You can consider this one to also cover your other recent spammy posts and your blog. I'm being lenient.

So we don't get sidetracked by inane bullshit, please everyone remember that discussing given infractions is against the rules.

Moving on with this thread:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ps3175c0df.jpg
SEXY MODE: I don't have one of those...

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...psf21623b5.jpg
80's.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ps2d1ce7d2.jpg
'S ALL GOOD?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ps4688994c.jpg
Awful camera flash, but whatever...So, Fonzie, Weird Mutant Ninja Turtle, Marty McFly, van, granny, grandpa, weirdo and I don't know that guy.

That'll be an album cover someday.

I was invited to a quiz night on Friday night, and met many new people. Some of whom then invited me to their birthday party on Saturday evening. They were all dressing as superheroes. That left me without any time to prepare a costume. So I dug through my drawers and wardrobe for bits, and for the evening became...

http://www.oddworldforums.net/attach...1&d=1393442804

So you went as yourself?

Very original.

Nobody else was gonna went as himself, so it kinda is.

Nobody else was gonna went as himself

He's right. It should have been "No one else was gonna went as themself." Learn to English, you stupid fuck.

Varrok you are adorable.

So are you, Marcus. >w>

I meant that nobody was gonna went as BM. Did I write that incorrectly?

This is painful.

Anyway, this guy

You should be proud. Even Barney from How I Met Your Mother was gonna went as yourself :D

Now I am become meme, the destroyer of forums.

You look surprisingly fitting there.

Eww, I don't need to know that you've went yourself.

Oh, look who's back. SO, is the game finished?

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