National child safety council.......

What are you implying?

Yes we gays have lots of butt sex because as far as I'm aware there's no other way for us to have sexual intercourse unless you know a way?

[QUOTE=JennyGenesis;494688]National child safety council.......

What are you implying?
[QUOTE]

that children should watch ou for this guy...



Edit:you could have ear sex but thats just stuffed up

So uh

We have a homophobe?

That's new.

I'm not try to boast here but I think my penis might be too big for ear sex.

I have a malformed ear, want to try?

im not a homophobe im just joking around
also one of my best friends is gay and i hang around him all the time

Do you hang loose around him?

Let me ask my boyfriend first.

He might want a go aswell.

maybe...

Other than 'Little Nathan', no. Dare I ask what name yours was given and by whom?

She ventriloquises with your balls in her mouth? That's quite a skill.

No names, but I've been pleasantly surprised by some of the comments I've received. In so far that all comments generally revolve around "It's really nice" or "It's one of the best looking".

While I really like my penis, I can't see why I'd get such comments unless they've become accustomed to deformities, as it's nothing out of the ordinary.

Alcar...

Little Nathan? I woulden't be happy if mine was named little anything.

Mine was called Jake. As named by my latest ex. His 2 friends were also named jack and josh.............it felt rather embarassing.......

I want to name my boyfriends penis Dodge or Turkey but he isnt keen on either of those names. Though he said he prefers Dodge because it makes it sound bigger.

Yeah, I know. That's what I would normally say. But then he'd follow it up with all sorts of nice complements, so I'd let it slide.

My last girlfriend named my penis Gary Barlow... :fuzzle:

If I had a dick it would be known as Gomu Gomu no Gatling.

It's safe to click. It doesn't link you to a picture or anything.

Fuzzle Guy, that worries me. My mother used to have a thing for Gary Barlow.

She likes Howard nowadays.

It worried me more. Gary's my Dads name. :(

Simon's Spatula

that is all

NO NAME

fishyfleb

Can I name it for you?

It's called fishyfleb.

I said.

You can name mine, it's nameless.

McGregor. I already named it.

Damn you if that sticks! I wanted Carlo Spicyweiner.

Trying too hard. McGregor has a nice ring to it, the girls will be impressed.

Biggie =P

Rotting Abomination.

MA, you don't have a penis.

You have a vagina that resembles the gates of Mordor.

There's more to sex then just penetration and all.

I'm pretty sure he knows.

But I was just referring to intercourse. You know. Putting something into something.

You mean like a penis into a mouth?

Wait. Some people don't enjoy foreplay?

I bet they don't like being tickled either.

Alcar...

Facefucking :)

Geyser Shitdick

That is all.

Definitely not.

I give my penis onomatapeic names like 'Phthlump' or 'Phwuch'. Or 'Thwlap'. You get the idea.