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Nate 12-02-2009 03:55 PM

Okay, that's enough manga for now, SW.
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EDIT: dunno what the fuck was going on in that CARTOON.

Try reading the speech bubbles from right to left. Might make it slightly more comprehensible.
(SW: You might want to remind people this next time you post something like that)





Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex is really overrated.

Wings of Fire 12-02-2009 04:03 PM

Oh yes, the best time I spent with either of my partners wasn't with my dick in them.

EDIT: Fun fact: When I lent my then-girlfriend my copy of V for Vendetta in Janurary she asumed that it was read from right to left, as she'd never read a western graphic novel before.

MA 12-02-2009 04:05 PM

Nate: i was actually trying to bait someone into irritably correcting me that it was in fact Manga.

made myself far too obvious again, haven't i?

Nate 12-02-2009 04:08 PM

Not obvious enough for me, seeing as I thought you really were that ignorant. :D

T-nex 12-02-2009 04:10 PM

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Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex is really overrated.

Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssss!

Strike Witch 12-02-2009 04:31 PM

I was done anyway, Nate.

And MA, I'm not that baitable.

Leto 12-02-2009 04:43 PM

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Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssss!

see this is what people say when they've had sex but they haven't had really good sex

Mac Sirloin 12-02-2009 04:46 PM

ugh

this thread

every time i post it's from something a page away

god damn it

Wings of Fire 12-02-2009 04:46 PM

Well that's thoroughly emasculated Mr Sekto.

T-nex 12-02-2009 05:00 PM

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see this is what people say when they've had sex but they haven't had really good sex

So its impossible for a girl for a girl to be less sensitive? <.< Cos thats why I am.. and I have proof... strange proof... But its still proof.

Nate 12-02-2009 05:19 PM

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see this is what people say when they've had sex but they haven't had really good sex

I do not disagree with this statement. I live in hope that I may yet be proven wrong.

T-nex 12-02-2009 05:59 PM

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I do not disagree with this statement. I live in hope that I may yet be proven wrong.

It's really annoying when people say this cos it's simply not true. I get rather angry cos people insinuate that I don't have a good sex life.. Which I do for whatever amount of time it lasts.

Some girls are just not sensitive. There are plenty of girls out there who can't even orgasm, or rarely even do so.

K... There this um.. Toy.. that I have... I don't really like it cos it doesn't do much to me. But this other girl used such a toy too. and it makes her friggin scream.
There's the difference. Some girls scream at the simplest touch while others don't feel much.

This is the reason I don't like the flesh part. For one.. It sort of creeps me, and I don't feel much anyway.
But add a little play and mental aspect to it and I'm a melted marshmellow.

Edit: anyway it annoys me cos I feel people are saying "I know you better than you do", which is simply not true. I know myself pretty well by now.

Nate 12-02-2009 06:13 PM

You misunderstand me. By 'sex' I do not mean the fleshy part. Frankly, I never saw any particular thrill in the fleshy part, being somewhat insensitive myself. However, I do not discount the possibility of having good sex; just that it needs to be with the right person and it must be much more than just flesh.


And, right now, the word 'flesh' is beginning to nauseate me.

enchilado 12-02-2009 06:15 PM

Flesh, flesh, flesh, flesh


CHECK THAT FLESH MAN

T-nex 12-02-2009 06:21 PM

I EAT FLESH!! *crunch crunch chew chew*

Yea... I'm really getting tired of that word too :p ... What else to call it? Carnal?

Leto 12-02-2009 06:25 PM

i don't mean "OH YEAH ORGASM" at all, i mean fully involved emotional and spiritual intercourse

Wings of Fire 12-02-2009 06:25 PM

I thought that was called making love?

enchilado 12-02-2009 06:26 PM

Nah, it's called 'fucking'.

Wings of Fire 12-02-2009 06:43 PM

How you got 100 rep is beyond me.

T-nex 12-02-2009 06:59 PM

Oh.. I dunno.. I've always seen the word "Sex" as the action itself more than anything. The rest is ... 'play' ? Meh. Might just be me having my definitions wrong.

Edit: Im confusing myself now >_<

Nate 12-02-2009 07:04 PM

That's precisely what I want; sex as 'play' rather than just a robotic method to use someone else to get off.

master of hardcore 12-03-2009 03:46 AM

man i get sex all the time. bang those chicks at hardcore party and stuf like that! i did even 3 chicks from my class lol! those girls crazy lol

Nate 12-03-2009 03:57 AM

Okay, I'm taking a vote... who here believes him?



Note to all members: that was a rhetorical question. If you don't know what that means, look it up.

abe is now! 12-03-2009 04:04 AM

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man i get sex all the time. bang those chicks at hardcore party and stuf like that! i did even 3 chicks from my class lol! those girls crazy lol

I think they're doped

OANST 12-03-2009 05:47 AM

I think they're imaginary.

used:) 12-03-2009 07:17 AM

I think he's imaginary.

MeechMunchie 12-03-2009 07:49 AM

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man i get sex all the time. bang those chicks at hardcore party and stuf like that! i did even 3 chicks from my class lol! those girls crazy lol

Good for you. I thought you'd left. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go shoot myself on a totally unrelated matter.
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You misunderstand me. By 'sex' I do not mean the fleshy part. Frankly, I never saw any particular thrill in the fleshy part, being somewhat insensitive myself. However, I do not discount the possibility of having good sex; just that it needs to be with the right person and it must be much more than just flesh.

I consider sex as a bonus of finding a loving relationship; a person you can be intimate with and likes spending 'quality time' with you. I don't consider it a goal in itself.
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I EAT FLESH!! *crunch crunch chew chew*
Yea... I'm really getting tired of that word too ... :p What else to call it? Carnal?
Ripping, tearing FLESH. See, 'carnal' just makes me think of the whole vore thing again. Also Chilli Con Carne.



*Click* *BANG*

OANST 12-03-2009 07:50 AM

I like fucking.

MeechMunchie 12-03-2009 07:52 AM

I think your child is proof of that.

EDIT: Actually, that didn't make much sense.

Havoc 12-03-2009 07:55 AM

It did, actually.

MeechMunchie 12-03-2009 07:57 AM

I don't know, if you really want a child you might even if you don't like it.

shaman 12-03-2009 08:04 AM

I did work experience in a school, where somone asked me if i knew anything about children:

I was heard to remark "Don't need to, i know about contraception".

OANST 12-03-2009 08:10 AM

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I did work experience in a school, where somone asked me if i knew anything about children:

I was heard to remark "Don't need to, I'm Wiccan, and no one in their right mind would allow my foul, dripping Wicca cock inside of them".

I fixed that for you.

shaman 12-03-2009 08:21 AM

Hold still, while i sprout you a tail...

Hobo 12-03-2009 09:04 AM

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I fixed that for you.

It's posts like this that keep me coming to this dive of a forum.

shaman 12-03-2009 09:07 AM

I'm not sure whether or not Wicca - bashing is an attractive charateristic for our forum.

OANST 12-03-2009 09:42 AM

Attractive or not, it's a part of the forum.

Sekto Springs 12-03-2009 10:27 AM

Leto stop indirectly telling me I don't know how to please a woman. I pleased you, didn't I?

Also Furbies.

Strike Witch 12-03-2009 11:26 AM

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It's posts like this that keep me coming to this dive of a forum.

Gotta wonder how you think you're good enough for said forum.

Hobo 12-03-2009 11:32 AM

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Gotta wonder how you think you're good enough for said forum.

Gotta wonder where this unprovoked attack came from. Oh yeah, you're a bitch. ICE BURN.