http://www.hip2b2.com/images/uploade...steve-jobs.jpg

Get it, Steve Jobs owns a monopoly? Because Apple is a monopoly and rips peo- ahh forget it, here's my real answer:
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/...rc1CO/610x.jpg
Looks like we all loose.

Apart from steve jobs.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi.../3/36/Fr32.gif
He did it before he can do it again, death is only a minor inconvenience.

http://fineartamerica.com/images-med...ie-alfonsi.jpg

Death has taken him a long time ago

It appears you have won the war, WoF...

Really? I can at least think of four different ways Bullet Magent, Ghost, Nate and Anonyman could beat Immortality, I just didn't want to make a Discworld reference again.

The indignities of life take it's toll. The indignities of eternal life, well........

http://www.energyenhancement.org/Zar...rathustra2.jpg

Zarathustra preaches that Nihilism can be defeated if a clear goal is kept in sight.

http://www.thewe.cc/thewei/&/&/image...r453140694.jpe
Uh oh! Here come the Muslims to convert you silly Zoroastrians to the true faith!

Oh, if only Patrick Vykkers was still a member...

I thought it was relatively unoffensive. Of course, I may have missed the point seeing as I don't know who that is. I'll stop typing.

He was militantly anti-Muslim and tried to claim that the crusades were a defensive manouver by the Christians.

I realy want to say some plane jokes, but in an effort not to offend anyone, I won't, but:

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r...ng/muslims.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...9464266_rs.jpg

Everything beats hating muslims

I really wish I was here earlier.

By the way, these guys will handle your canine with love, support, and soy sauce.

http://www.missouristate.edu/assets/china/china_map.gif

One survived. And she is not happy.

That saved me from having to post a disturbing picture of the China Earthquake.

These kids don't even have one of these:

http://catcubed.com/wp-content/uploa...h-area-273.jpg

Look ma, no hands!

http://www.defenseindustrydaily.com/...o_Hands_lg.jpg

speaks for itself

http://static.flickr.com/88/267155238_454627964f_o.jpg

this has been done before...

http://lh6.ggpht.com/__Le_vMi7wPE/SF...ling,_1923.jpg

EDIT: damn too late

Obviously the work of muslums again... (Incase no one can tell, I'm being ironic)

http://islamidiot.files.wordpress.co..._terrorist.jpg

Actually I think you're being sarcastic :p there's quite a big difference.

http://www.podmasti.com/uploaded_ima...SH6-720045.jpg

Ganesh is the one true God!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...dParachute.jpg

Lots of parachutes in a fancy pattern > 1 parachute.

Batman > all parachutes
http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphic...061505_big.jpg

Really? I don't think so.

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/FoolsBatman.JPG

Del Boy's version always wins over Adam West's.

These gentleman are not fond of white out.

http://www.dougfahl.com/images/fullimages/ras/hick.jpg
This gentleman is not fond of those gentlemen.

And if you think it doesn't count 'cus it's video I even wen't the trouble of including a picture.

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/5...9218on5.th.pnghttp://img520.imageshack.us/images/thpix.gif

The sole reason for their existance:

http://www.lib.utexas.edu/maps/ameri...a_ref_2007.jpg

http://www.inminds.com/flag-occupation.jpg
I'm all for American Domination.

http://www.nationstates.net/images/f...viet_union.jpg

In Soviet Russia, America is world's weakest country.