Granted but he hugs you back... too hard you suffocate

I wish for a knife.

Granted! But you end up loosing it somewhere in the house, only to find it when you trip on a sweater and land on it. Pointy side up.

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much.

Granted, but it costs you £10000000000.00 too make that wish. and £20 for the knife. It's a good knife, strangah.

I wish for a better phone.

Granted you get the best next-gen phone but it costs £99999999999999999999 you become bankrupt and a tramp

I wish my name was jack krauser.

:pPeople laugh at you for having a funny name.

I wish I could be transported into W@RF.....MUAHAHA! VICTORY WILL BE MINE111!!!

You get splattered upon teleportation

i wish for a machete.

Granted, but its blunt, and then Zombies attack, and they eat you alive.

I wish I was a princess.

You are married off to an old man at a very young age and he rapes you. And he doesn't share his money with you, either.

I wish for a new pair of headphones.

:pOh come on, that's a little sick.

The headphones break.

I wish our characters could meet...:DI think Agent 80085 already met Ricardo though.

Each to their own <3

Not again!

Granted, Ricky meets Agent and he grabs her and... farts.

I wish my noodles weren't stale.

Granted, but you choke on the overly soggy noodles

I wish I had a friend whom was a slig.

Granted, but his visor fails and sees you as an enemy to the Magog Cartel, and shoots out your BRAINZ!

I wish for a fish.

XDWhat the heck? ....What did he grab exactly:D?

IT'S A GIANT PIRHANA! RETREAT111!!!!

I wish I could magically teleport to Splat's house...

Granted! You end up arriving in his shower. While he's in it.

I wish I had some ramen noodles. I'm hungry.

You don't get any and starve to death

I wish for a preist to come and cleanse my house of the ghost that haunts it.

Granted, although you are the ghost.

I wish I had moar butterzorzzzzzzzz!!!111111oneone...for my toast. It keeps running out!

You are buried in butter and suffocate.

I wish I wasn't so left-brained. (I think I got an injury in my right side of my head when I was young, but I can't remember anything like that.)

Breasticles.

:DThen she castrated him with her gun.

MA EYES!!11!!! (Explodes)

You are now neither brained.

I wish my friend on DA would answer my RP comments....Darn you Stranger's girl....I'm still waiting....Always....

Yes shee does and it ruins your life and you die a slow and painful death involving a horses head and a concreate overcoat

I wish I didn't have to watch the Godfather tomorrow

Granted. You must watch reality TV.

I wish that I wasn't shivering like a seisure because it's so cold here.

If you want to be married to a pedophilic old man, go and join Islam. It was founded by one!

...What the...?

:)It's too hot and you go on fiyah!

I wish Marvak would post in W@RF....Now....

EDIT: I just accidently made a link....What the?....

@ Zozo: Okay :p

The post turns out to be small and disappointing.

I wish that I could listen to this forever and ever.

You go crazy from being happy about listening to it but suffer lack of sleep and die a mad person.

I wish I could fly! Wheee!

....Answer W@RF again Marclar....Mwahahaha...

wish granted! you fly all over the place but are mistaken for a male by alcar.

I wish runescape would die

:fuzconf: ?

:)Runescape ressurects, and is now bigger than evah11!!

I wish none of the mods shoot me for adding to the pointless violence in W@RF....Srsly.

Evry mod shoots at you for adding pointless violence and they all do it 100 times

I wish Munch's oddysee was on playstation

granted, but instead, its Playstation THREE

I wish I knew the mystery of what was the green thing on the scrab cake was made from out of a scrab. x.x
(because we get confusions on the Oddworld Flavor thread)

Ha just so you know I have playstation 3 so take that sucker

The only documents containing the ingredeants for scrab cakes are destroid

I wish I was psycic

You go nuts from having poltergeists talk to you all the time.

I wish I could shoot everyone in W@RF and not just my own characters! WHooO!

you lose your mind and kill your self


I wish i could trust some one

NOT ANOTHER ZOZO SUICIDE JOKE! (Explodes)

You can only trust one....And that one is...Yourself....

I wish I knew what the lady marmalade song stuck in my ears was singing about.

It's Marvak, Zozo. :p

Granted, but the truth is so horrible and terrifying that you... uh... lose your mind and kill yourself. (lawl lack of originality)

I wish people would stop bashing Venks about the violence thing, he dun deserve it.

they stop and he kills the world


I wish it was summer all the time..... haha beat that

We all die of heat stroke.

I wish I had all the episodes of "Whose Line is it Anyway?" on DVD.

:)I know, but you username reminds me of the Marclar off South Park, so I sometimes call you- YOU MADE ANOTHER ZOZO SUICIDE JOKE111!!! (Blows up computer and self in rage)

You get a bad secret lost episode, with NC-17 coprophillia. You are now emotionally scarred for life.

I wish OANST wasn't eebill.

He becomes all nice and lovey-dovey for the next week, and gives everyone hugs and kisses and free cookies and never pokes fun at anyone. However, as soon as that week is up, he returns to his normal self and seeks revenge for making him so disgustingly and embarrasingly out-of-character.

I wish Patrick Vykkers will like my picture of Arrack.

Patrick Vykkers spits on your picture.

I wish I had a trench coat.

You order one of the internet but get a straightjackit insted

I wish I was a werewolf.