Because he's the main character of a young adults book. If it were an adults book, he'd look and act mysterious, and if it were to be a young children's book he'd act and look annoying.... Well... more annoying.
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Why didn't Arxryl ask a question?
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He was too busy trying to figure out if Harry is indeed annoying in his books.
If George W. Bush gave America to her daughters, what kind of things will happen? |
A: Imagine The Simple Life, but real.
Q: Why do people continue asking questions concerning George W. Bush? |
I said because I couldn't think of anything else. Ask MoxCo.
Google or Ask.com? |
Crap! I forgot to ask a stupid question! (and nearly forgot to answer one. ;))
A: Google, duh.... but secretly I use Yahoo... Why do celebrities act like they are mentally retarded? |
Because they feel inspired by politicians.
Does a Joey (the kangeroo) secretly have the name Bob? |
A: Secretly, he does. But don't tell anyone.
Q: Why does my dog resemble a cow? |
Better check its bottom if I were you....
Are yo momma jokes really insulting? |
A: Not in the least.
Q: Do you like movies about gladiators? |
What's a gladiator?
I made a question into an answer, didn't I? |
A: Yes, sir, you certainly did.
Q: Does White Castle have delicious food? |
Yes, actually and it's best when you go in the middle of the night.
Would you eat a fuzzle? |
If I was under the influence and the Fuzzle looked like a cupcake, yeah.
Are all female monkeys strangly and extermily hot, or is it just me? |
A: It's definitely just you.
Q: When it comes to Pokemon, why do you have to catch them all? |
Because they all individually prefer to sit in a little ball then face the real world.
What does SOS really mean? |
A: Save Our Sandwiches.
Q: What does Dice think he can make a comeback? |
Because if everyone reacts to it at least in not an ignoring way, he believes he can.
Dude, where's my cat? |
In the basket.
Where can I find a box of camels? |
Take your right, then fly upward, next take a left, swoop down into that little yellow patch labeled North Circle from the sky, and land. Hope you enjoy.
Computers: Friend or Foe? |
A: Foe. They will ulimately be responsible for the extinction of the human race.
Q: Why are obese people so jolly? |
A. havnt you heard the saying "fat people are jolly"
Q. Why do we poo? |
A: Because our bodies can't hold all our fecal matter, otherwise, we'd either burst, or poison ourselves.
Q: Why is it so damn cold outside today? |
Because someone can't take the cold, and the cold likes to tease him.
Kittens with yo-yos spells disaster, doesn'y it? |
No.
Why do people like this thread? |
The real question is, why do you bother making a post in a topic you see as pointless?
Does a snail's mother tell him he is special? |
A: Yes sir. Every animal's mother does.
Q: lol? |
Not really, I had my laugh box removed.
Is YouTube runned by Fox? |
A: Secretly it is. But if you delve deeper into it's origins, you'll find that it was run by highly intelligent apes.
Q: Why are people so into American Idol? |
Because they enjoy seeing people with less talent than themselves look like idiots... ;)
Why is this the most lonliest day of my life? |
Because you haven't seen me post lately
Can you figure out which celebirty I figure to be the most beautifull person in the world? |
A: Brittany Spears.
Q: Was I right? |
No it is Annasophia Robb and please no one say anything mean about her, or me liking her I love here :)
Recap? |
No, it's retard.
Can you really balance a watermelon on your head? |
Yeah. Duh. I've been able to do it since the watermelon was invented.
Does it require a certain amount of intelligence to post something witty here and respond to something intelligently on this thread? |
No, Moxco seems to be doing a great job.
How many times can you make your heart beat in a second? |
Well, lyk a ka-jillion, Gaw-! *does half stoned Napolean impersonation.*
Ninjas or Pirates? |
A. Neither. And your pants must now be ripped for asking.
Q. Eat at Joe's. |
A: That wasn't really question, but alright.
Q: Do the dew? |
I prefer shrews, thank you.
Are historical fiction books really just fiction? |