heh heh. these are funny... see? this is what happens when you post even remotely funny things here! you lighten someone's day!
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Scene where Abe sees the moon. Abe: " And I saw that the moon, looked like my paw" *Holds up hand, but the moon is covered by clouds.* Lorne: Cut! What genius decided to do this scene on a coudy night! Same scene Abe: And I saw that the moon, looked like my *cliff crumbles early* WAGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" *Heavy thud below* Lorne:......OK, line up the Abe doubles! Yeah crap as my other ones I know but ah, what the hey! |
Heh. those were pretty funny for being crap!
AO: getting tatoos: Abe: And a mark on each hand... Big face: You are a marked man, Abraham Lure... Abe: now that was just lame. and my name is Abe. that's what it says in the script. Lorne: What? Abe! that's my job! Another 3 second thinker... |
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I got one: (Scene, Scrab Jumping on it's prey.) Ok, Scrabby... All you have to do in this scene is knock Abe down and jump on him, kinda like a dance, alright? Action! The Scrab runs at Abe and knocks him over, the Scrab walks over him and does the MJ dance. NOT THAT KIND OF DANCE! |
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I dont think it was that bad, It made me laugh :) :
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That would be funny if it happened in the game xD |
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Ahaha, this was funny! :D:D |
After lengthy discussion amongst all three moderators of General Discussion, we have decided this topic belongs to that creative forum I can’t remember the name of. Fan Corner, I think it is.
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Abe's Odyssey Bloopers/Outtakes
Hello, everyone. I usually write bloopers to videogames I've played, cartoons or tv shows or movies I've watched or books or comics I've read. Well, it depends if people want to see bloopers or not. I will probably write bloopers for all 3 Oddworld games I've played (Abe's Odyssey, Abe's Exoddus and Munch's Odyssey). These AO bloopers will either be a one-off or a series. Note, there will be mild language in this and mild violence. Now...let the bloopers begin:
(Abe is seen reading a script) Abe: The acting went well, the actors were lovely to work with and we all get everything done in one take...(Looks at the director and tears the script in half) This is (Censored)! Director: Now now, Abe. As you're the first protaganist of the Oddworld game, you're presenting the making of 'Oddworld, Abe's Odyssey'. Now get on with it (Walks off) Abe: What he doesn't know...is that I've got a blooper tape, proving that the acting was not as easy as it looked...want to see it? You do? Then let's see it! (He puts the tape in and presses the play button) *Tape Starts* *The Beginning* (Rupture Farms stuff) Abe: This is Rupture Farms. They say it's the biggest meat processing planet- Director: Planet?! You're meant to say 'plant'! (Everyone cracks up) Director: CUT!! *Take 2* Abe: This is Rupture farms, they say it's the biggest meat-(Cracks up). It sounds so filthy! (Continues laughing) Director: Stupid aliens and their dirty minds... *Take 3* Abe: This is Rupture Farms...they say....they say...(Falls asleep) Ray: Kind of reminds me of the almighty raisin...(Chuckles) Director: Shut up, Ray! (In case you want to know, Ray is the one helping Abe show the bloopers) *Take 4* Abe: This is Mullock's Meat Factory. It went well but then Mullock had to close it down because he was worried about people stealing his work. Now no one ever goes in and no one ever comes out Director: I'll ignore that 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory' reference...now then...CUT!!! And stick to your scripts. *Take 5* (Abe's voice comes out really well when he speaks) Abe: This is Rupture Farms...they say it's the biggest- Director: CUT! Someone turn those microphones down. Let's just work on a later scene.... *Tied up* (Abe is seen bound) Abe: That's me...my name is Abe. I was Employee of the Year...now I'm dead meat Ray: That line is so corny! Director: Keep your comments to yourself, Ray! Cut! *Take 2* (Abe is seen bound) Ray: Ooh...(Censored) (Abe cracks up laughing his head off) Director: (Angry) *Take 3* Abe: That's me...my name is Abe. I was Employee of the Year..now I'm dead meat... Director: Good Camera-Man: Um...you're meant to say...'cut and print'... Director: OH FIDDLESTICKS!!! *Cliff-fall* (Abe falls down the cliff and lands on his head. We hear a cracking sound) Abe: (Screams) ARGH!! MY NECK!! Director: Oh (censored)! Cut! And someone get a medic for Abe! *Take 2* (Abe is lying on the ground) Abe: Then some Big-Face appeared...(Big Face comes out of the light and-) Ray: BIG-FACE! XD!! (She runs up to him and hugs him) Big-Face: Nothing more to do but...(Hugs Ray back) Director: (Growls) *Take 3* (Big-Face lifts Abe up with magic) Ray: Hang on, what special effect is that? Big-Face: Abe is in a hypnotic trance for this scene...making him float.... Ray: Ooh... Big-Face: Watch this...Abe, you are not wearing anything... Abe: Eek! Ray: (Laughs) Director: You can shut up now, Ray... *Take 4* (Abe gets up and runs into the Mosaic Line area) Big-Face: (Takes his mask off and has a British Accent and body markings all ove his face with long flowing feather-like hair) Ah yes, that's perfect. Cheerio... Director: You do realise...that the camera was still rolling...don't you? Big-Face: (Sweatdrops) Uh...no Director: ARGH!! *Take 5* (Abe gets up and starts to run into the Mosaic Line area) Abe: But before I forget. I must do this (He moons the Director and farts at him. Everyone ends up laughing, except the Director) Director: (Getting very angry) Cut! *Take 6* (Abe runs towards the Mosaic Line area and runs into the door, banging his head) Abe: Who put that there!? (The Director laughs in a crazy way) Everyone: o_O *Take 7* (Abe runs toward the Mosaic Line area. Big-Face is just standing there) Big-Face: What am I meant to do? Director: If you stayed still and kept your (censored) mouth shut, then we could edit you out so you are not seen when Abe is awakening... Big-Face: Oh...sorry... *Power* Abe: Scars complete, the spirits took form...now my chant had power...(He turns into Shykrull. But when he turns back, he looks traumatised)...I think I've given myself fright for life... Director: (Glares) Abe: Don't hurt me! (Runs away) *Take 2* Abe: Scars complete, the spirits took....I CAN'T DO IT (Runs off) Director: Get back here!! You need to do it! *Take 3* Abe: Scars complete, the spirits took form...now my chant had power...(He turns into Shykrull and chases after the Director) Director: ARGH!! (Runs for it with Shykrull giving chase) *Yummy* Abe: We still made Paramite Pies (Rubs his belly and goes 'mmmmm') Ray: You look so cute when you do that, Abe Abe: Aw thanks ^.^ Director: I hate all of you, you know that! *Take 2* Abe: And we made some good Scrab Cakes too (Rubs his hands togethor with glee) Everyone: Awwww... Abe: (Blushes) *Tape Ends* Abe: Yes, people find me cute and Big-Face has some nice fans too...if you include Ray...well...that's the tape...I'll see you all later Well, that's the bloopers for now. I hope you like that. |
Well... These are very... interesting! You know there is a thread like this where you can post em, which can be found here: http://www.oddworldforums.net/showth...hlight=blooper
But they are still pretty good all the same, and you are new, but in future use the search tool! |
Abraham Lure: very good and interesting ^^
but like what "Jordan_Boi" said. =/ |
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Actually, Cullen's thread was for everyone to post their bloopers
in, but if you want you can have this as a second thread-since it's in the fan fiction part of the forum-created for the sole of seeing what ideas you can come up with. Sort of like a fan fiction itself. Welcome to the forums. I liked the bloopers. I think the director is worthy of being an Angry Alcar. |
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my mistakes ._.; |
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hehe those are so funny:lol:
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I have no idea, Jordan. But I suppose Alcar might relieve his bad mood
and amuse himself by passing around some warnings or banning a few people so they can join as reinforcements to the N00b army. :
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I wonder if Alcar is one of those people who just explode with anger out of nowhere? :| I've never seen a mod properly angry, they always seem so calm all the time... They'll be seeing this so... You are very nice people! :D
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I've merged the Bloopers threads, by the way :p No harm done, Abraham. Alcar... |
I wondered what just happened to this thread! Alcar, who was that person? Was it one of those noobs? Sound the n00b alarm, Mitsur! :D
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Umm... yeah. I'm sure I'm a little late on the commenting, but brilliant job Abraham! Those were hilarious!
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I've talked with PacotheTaco (or whatever his name is on Oddworldforums...). He's the guy who made other Oddworld flash movies too.
He said, he'll help me with the Oddworld Blooper movie. I don't know how to make a movie but I did write the script before and sent it to him. Well, I hope he'll make it soon because this is going to be great, I think. :D |
Thats a brilliant idea strangers maid! I can't wait to see it when its done, and I hope it all goes well :)
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Sounds awesome! I'd love to see it and maybe even the finished project!
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I can't wait to see it too but PacoTheTaco is currently busy. So it could take a bit longer. I ask for your patience. :)
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Sure, I can wait.
I wonder, how long does the movie take itself? |
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I put the best bloopers (wich means "best in my eyes") in my script and looked what I could show in the movie without changing the real oddworld movie sequences. But therefore changing their music and/or text to make them funny. :) I guess, the movie will not take longer than 10 or 15 minutes at last... |
Well, can't wait to see it! :D
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I have 2 bloopers. I thought they weren't too bad. Well actually, it's three bloopers. No, wait. It's for.
*Bad Ending Screw up* (The fuzzles attack Abe and Munch. One flies at Munch and accidentally goes into his mouth) Munch: (Starts choking) Abe: He's choking! Munch is choking! Random Fuzzle: I'll save him! (The fuzzle pounds Munch on the stomach and Munch coughs the fuzzle up) Munch: (Close to tears)I need a break...I thought I was going to die! Director: CUT!! *Belching is gross* (Munch and Abe are standing there. Munch suddenly starts belching but right in the middle of a loud one, he vomits) Abe: (Looks at the director) I told you that belching was no good for him Munch: (Shivers) Director: CUT!! *Farting is even worse* (Abe and Munch are standing there. Abe suddenly farts and he looks shocked) Abe: All right....who's been putting laxatives in my tea again?! (Lulu snickers while Abe carefully shuffles off to the toilets) *Falling asleep Mid-sentence has it's consequences* Raisin: You must go to the big well...and then....and then...(Falls asleep) Abe: (Snickers and pulls out a marker) (The director can only watch, dumbfounded as all the mudokuns start drawing rude pictures all over Raisin) Director: (To himself) Raisin is going to be (censored) off when he finds out... Well, that's all of them for now. I will post more later. |
They were great Ray! I got to see them first! :p Thankyou!
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:lol:those are so funny, Ray!:lol:I can't stop laugh!
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I like all of them. Good job, Abraham Lure! :D
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WOW. awesome ones abraham lure! I really like tied up #3 and cliff fall #3.
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okay i got one
ae good ending: slig:pants pants wheres my pants (camera turns around to find abe standing the sniffing the inside of the pants abe:erm...its not what it looks like honest what u think |
Heh. Pretty funny! I think this thread is a little over a month old though, so be careful what you reply to.
But meh... this thread is a good one so... Good job again! Simple and sweet. |
Heh... Abe's a scrubber... XD Great one! :lol:
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Hmm, I think everybody's run out of ideas. Time for an awards ceremony! (starts plotting like an evil person) hehehehe.
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Story endings
AE, when the muds are climbing the wooden fence to get into Nerum one grabs a piece of wood and its rips off, the mud falls and hits all the others. Abe:Goddamn wood! *** Start of AE. Abe:...Blind ones that couldn’t see- The blind mud turns a bit too sharply and trips, hits his head on the camera and falls over. Lorne: Cut! *** MO, when the gabbier auction starts and Lulu comes in. Valet does not move quickly enough and Lulu trips over him and whacks into the Case holding the Gabbier, which shatters. Munch: Hey! that’s my bros and sisters in there! Lorne: Cut! Goddanmit... *** AE bad ending: Abe:Hey it was harder than it looked- The mud behind him tries to hit him with the bottle, misses and smashes the camera. Mud: Oh crap... *** SW In Docs office. Stranger, leans forward and drags his claws across the table Doc shivers in fear and goes to flip his eye piece back but the glasses fall off his head and shatter on the floor. Doc: Darn, that was my only pair… Lorne: For Gods sake- *** AO when abe gets through the stockyards & past the slogs. He looks up and sees… The gabbit foot moon. Lorne:Wrong set! *** MO, bad ending Humphrey dials up Lady Margret Humphrey:…Waiting for you right- He breaks off as Crig the sligs voice is on the phone Crig: Hey there its Crig, can I get a family sized pizza with all the toppings, you know mushrooms, extra cheese- Humphery: Crig! Get off! Crig: What? Humphrey, are you working at pizza hut now? Humphrey: Crig! Get off the phone! Crig: But Im hungry! Irwin: For odds sake! Lorne: Cut! Okay take two… *** MO. Lulu is on the blimp as it docks onto Vykkers labs. As he hops towards the door it slams shut and Lulu whacks into it and flips over and falls off the ledge and down. Interns:Hahhaha! Lorne:Who played with the door!? *** SW when he gets his pants taking off. When they come off a long red toungue curls out of one of the boots Stranger: (In woodys voice) Theres a fleech in my boot! *** SW ending: Old Steef (breathing his last): "Is the water... free?" Stranger: "Yeah. All free." Old Steef smiles softly: "It's free! Free. Free... " And he dies. Stranger burst into loud tears Lorne: Damnit Stranger! Now we have to start over! *** AE when Phleg is given out soul storm brew Phleg: Don’t Drink! Think! *pauses* Oh crap… Mud and slig laugh. *** AE at the start of the gameply Flying slig: Something smells… He turns but flies forward and smashes into the camera and goes flipping off screen Abe: Whoo! Watch those rotor blades mate! *** MO good ending In the aution Tex: (in French accent) Two hundrezz and five Moola! Lulu: Wrong accent. Tex:Gaddam! Lorne: Cut! *** Not very good but the best I could come up with hope you like it. |