where she masturbated for hours on end until she finally....

...died! So then...

.....everyone in the press took a lot of pictures and showed them on the news for two and a half years until a new story about....

...garbage coming alive and eating people in London, so CNN went to London and interveiwed the man eating garbage and it said...

....a bunch of explitives on live television, so angry parents stormed the studio with trained flesh-eating weasles and.....

ate a glukkon big kanoehees (don't ask) who ate a hairy hippo named...

...Bubba the Beaver. He was so ashamed of his name because he was a hippo and his name is Bubba the Beaver! He's not a beaver, so he commited suicide in front of all the angry parents, so they were angered some more and...

.......then the angry parents decided to take over CNN and name it POP(Pissed Off Parents)! The Pissed Off Parents Network was......

...all about POP, so then the kids of the angry parents make a new chanel called "Piss on Parents"! where kids bring there parents on the show and pee on them! So POP and POP then decided to merge to be called POPOPOP! So then...

.......both Networks got thrown off the air and now the ceo of POPOPOP is a regular on Hollywood Squares and he......

...moons people in the audience, so he was even thrown of there! Then...

.....he became a phone phsycic and.....

ripped people off and said the first four minutes where free but made people wait an hour to talk so they payed 30000 bucks per call!so...

... the people with debt went out, found him and shot him! Then Someone all the way across the world was doing a voodoo spell to bring back John the Cow! So when he was done John the Cow was alive! Yippie! So then...

...Whinnie the Pooh and friends decided to give him a "Welcome back to the Neighbourhood" party where

...ate hunny the whole time and got John's house all sticky! So then...

A colony of termites ate the Winnie the Pooh beast and then they all had a sweet party at the Oddworld forums and the forumers said that Oddchat was notheing more than a....

......creation of pure artistic genius! Then an evil forumer known as......

.....old and not so tasy invoked the new demonic side of john the cow who then slaughtered winnie and the whole gang. Afterwards he dug up the body of barbara Streisand and....

......Agent Smith, so they could finally find the codes to zion and Agent Smith could finally find his car! Then.....

.... their chase depended on the next clue on the radio, where it was reported that the world was swarming with deadly happy meal kids. This meant that...

...everyone had to drink alcohol to avoid such peril, but it wasn't very good and thrilling until....

telletubies join the party and drink to much tequila, and then they.....

....barfed and pooed everywhere and everyone ran home and realised that they forgot to...

.....bring condems! Some people got sooooo drunk that they had sex with tinky winky! One woman alone got impregnated by the purple freak. This womans name was.....

Mrs Spice Girls. Shock horror, no one anticipated such a horrendous birth as the Spice Girls, something had to be done...

...and everyone kicked the sh*t out of Tinky Winky...until Po came and...

this is sick
 

and everyone stopped talking like people with sick and twisted world perspectives!

...meaning Saddam would blow the world up with a bomb, but it wasn't too late until...

...He raped da chicken...