Good. God. Dino.

I said a while a go that my views on Ugly people breeding have changed. I'm now concentrating on thinning out the numbers of Townies, since they are the real threat to civilisation. The good thing about this is that most Townies are inbred, so i kill to Burds with one stone.

'As a unwanted side effect, that would probably spread STDs.'

Hopefully. Though i'm sure a few Elite members of society will get caught in the crossfire of this, most of the STDs will be spread among the unworthy. And thus, with any luck, AIDS will kill a good few off, too.

'Ah.... just exactly who is it again, that is to make the call as to who get`s nutted and who doesn`t ??'

Trusted authorities. Of course, the amount of paperwork needed to be filled out will gradually thin out as the decades pass and the Lessers begin to die.

How. I. Love. Darwinism.

Now that's a bloody good idea. Force people to undergo a proper test to become a parent (rather than just the practical, as it were). Then you could weed out everyone who hasn't the right psychological temperament to be a parent, which would have the added effect of reducing the birth-rate and stopping overpopulation.

And as an added benefit; say goodbye to unwanted teenage pregnancies!

Make it uncool to start a family. Manipulate society so that within the townie/chav culture, breeding is really bad, and sex with condoms is cool because you can get condoms made by nike and other chav brands.

Chavs have babies for a reason. So they can get benefits for being a single mother with 10 kids. Your idea looks good but these people honestly don't deserve to be alive.

Well if we can't handle the situation peacefully, then we must resort to Americans. Uh... I mean violence. Yes.

Hand me my minigun. It's the one that says "badass mother****er". :evil:

Though what Rich says is somewhat true, there're some that have kids accidently. Which is all the more reason for castration. I mean, really, what is the worst thing that could happen? I can't see a disadvantage. Honestly. Advantages, however, are -

* Reducing overpopulation
* Prisons become less crowded
* Less Homophobia and Racism
* Less alcohol related violence
* Less foul cretins ruining education for their betters
* Rough estates will be steadily cleaned up
* Drug crime (as well as Drug related crime and crime in general) will be reduced

I'm sure there's loads more, but i'm tired and have a stiff neck from shenanigans. Booo!!

Hey, thanks Rich.

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Uh.... for the benefit of us non-British types, what the hell is a Townie/Chav?
Low life scum. Pure evil incarnate. Google it, you get some cool results.

Or check out www.chavscum.co.uk

That link was a hoot, looks like England`s latest mob of disenfranchised youths are in to ballcaps, big time.


Dino is a genius, " sex with condoms is cool ", this hoard of tacky dressers could never resist nasty brown plaid condoms, they may even sport two or three at a time.

Please feel free to hate America for spawning the Hip-Hop culture.
It`s a damn good thing Jolly old Englang has draconian gun control, cause
all of these Gangsta wannabes would be pack`n heat, then they would be a real problem.

ok, if all ugly people where destroyed, what whould happen to me? ok, seriosly, yes, i agree, uglyness is an opinion, and could you bare killing some one realy ugly, i mean, can't you help but feel sory for them? some have grown old, they have survived in life, that means they either have realy good help/freinds, or a positive attitude towards life. this means that they will influence those that they breed, to be kind. they all help our world, wasting air space? i reckon most of them are put to hard labour. they help our world.

Shut up, all of you.

I am the Ugly King and you have all commited treason! I will now be forced to push you all off of a cliff and maybe...I dunno, throw Stingbee down with the survivors as a form of torture.

And then I shall reproduce with ugly women and make millions of tiny, skittering Matt larvae which shall infest people's homes and dominate...like, suburbia or something.

That's my plan. Brilliant, I know.

i'm with you dippstikk, believe it or not, but my uglyness can destroy minds! (kidding) have you seen that movie, where jack black sees all of these peoples inner beuties, (sorry if it has already been mentioned) that movie made me feel funny, and sorry for them, also that book envoling a mentaly ill kid. i feel sorry for all of them, sure my uglyness isn't that bad, i didn't have an major accident or was born different, i feel sorry for those people that are neglected. they are like all of us, but unfortunatly, appearence plays a major role in the human socioty. (i sound like some scientist, or someone who thinks they are much smarter than they are)

For a start think how many chavs and low life people there are in the UK. Now, imagine the money they are taking away from the benefit system. That would drop a lot, leaving the government with more money to spend on hospital castration clinics.

Thought on the mass castration. How about we lure all the male offenders to some place in masses by leaving a trail of burberry caps, then we kick them ALL in the balls really hard. That way we wouldn't be wasting the money on castration as they would be infertile and unable to ever produce children. In 70 years there would be no chavs.

Result! ;)

Christ, can the people bringing up ugly people PLEASE note that this thread has evolved as to not incorporate ugly people in the Final Solution-esque strategy?

Thankyou.

Jacob, let`s make a deal, you get a boatload of the most offensive Chavs,
and i will get a boat full of real, honest to god, cap bust`n muther f***`n ,
Gangsta Homeboys, and well swap.

Be my guess you will pay to get the Chavs back.

Da homies will not come without " Da rides n da bitches", so i am going to need a bigger boat. :dodgy:

Those damn homies and their poorly-communicated demands of cars, sluts and booze from a tin flask.

Let's hope that at least half of the "cool" people go extinct.

Maybe we should just manipulate society Dino-Style so that heterosexuality is frowned upon and everyone is gay. Reproduction would be done only through IVF in government labs which would screen parents for appropriateness.

Yyyyeah, you go on and do that.

Im'a slink my way out of the discussion because I'm scared of you now.

And I don't want to be in the middle of you and Dino, so you guys go ahead and duke it out.. ;)

I don't know why, but I'm in a real mood to kill Jacob. Maybe it's the smell of the cows water? Perhaps the taste of the wind? Who could possibly know. All we can say for sure is that a big fat Jacob murder would go down well tonight.

Wang.

Hehehehe. :D

You smoke Weed. And when high, say stupid things and get all warm and cosey on the inside.

I could thus use this opportunity to rape you and mutilate your genitalia.

And then rape you again.

And again.

And so on and so forth.

Hah, you've obviously never come across someone who's high before. People who are high on weed are -very- edgy, and ultra suspicious of everything. It's called paranoia, although that's not really what it is - it's more of a heightened state of alert that can cause paranoia. But you get the idea.

If you came near me looking all like you're about to rape me with your wang (heh) hanging out and your genetalia-removing knife in your hand I'd pick up the nearest solid object and use it to do things to you that would make a confession box a dangerous place for a priest with a weak heart.

Have you ever heard of the Gay Mafia?

Yeh, they're coming for you.

They've already been. We had gay pride parades last year.

If they had been, you'd've known about it, Sunshine.

What... do you mean... like known about it as in, the "not constipated anymore" sense?