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Post pics.
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he's a Bastard.
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But we all knew that already.
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because you're a Bastard.
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Saying that people should be themselves and not conform to society's prejudices and not be judged for it? Yeah. I'm a regular Hitler.
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Told you. He wears skinny jeans.
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To go with my skinny tash.
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What's even worse is when they get combined with the blazers that have the really skinny arms.
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To go with my skinny penis.
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Skinny condoms. heh
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I have to attach condoms with rubber bands.
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I don't even call them rubber bands anymore. I exclusively refer to them as "cock rings".
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So a conversation about my skinny jeans has now gone to cock rings?
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Honestly, a conversation about you... How could it NOT come to that?
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Yeah it not that farfetched really.
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She said skirts, not kilts!
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I love wearing a kilt. The freedom that comes with it is fantastic. Pun unintentional.
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Don't apologize to the beekeeper. Here's how it's done: Hey, fuckass! When the fuck did you get a chance to wear a kilt? Your sweet sixteen party?
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He just pretends his school uniform is from Scotland.
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I dislike skinny anything, perhaps because I'm fat, perhaps because skinny isn't cool outside of catwalks.
Either way, fat. Alcar... |
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He wears a kilt whist beekeeping.
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Ok back to posting pics, people :)
Speaking of... My mom sent me this at some point... It's.. It's kinda sweet x_x http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...80407561_n.jpg Tell me if you don't see the photo, I played around with privacy settings on FB. Pic in bigger format... https://www.dropbox.com/s/z2whun5aefle1bc/DoorUS.jpg |
That's actually very sweet. Mommy loves you.
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Yea.. I was sort of upset at her these days... but then she showed me that and my heart kinda melted ._.
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