Starburst. mmm
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Frosties.
No, really. |
Coffee beans.
Dissolved in boiling water with milk and sugar |
Real men take their coffee black and unsweetened. Even I know that.
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Real men also wrestle helicopters and trains.
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Hence why I'm not a real man.
But I'm still non-pussy enough to take my coffee black. Heathen. |
I don't like Coffee :(
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Having eggs, sausage biscuits, sunny d, and tea for breakfast.
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Okay no. I'm seriously gonna try black unsweetened coffee this morning.
I've wanted to try it for a while. |
I like my coffee with milk and two sugars. I'm comfortable with who I am.
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Too many oven-cooked french fries eaten on top of too much beer. Euuugh.
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Expensive and classy spice-shop made chilli hot chocolate. It tasted of cinnamon, burned the back of my throat and I couldn't taste any chocolateyness at all. So that was fail.
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Egg nog. I had a drunken, homoerotic walk with a friend of mine and I bought some egg nog. I like Egg nog. I also like saying and typing egg nog. Everybody wins! |
I'm eating birthday cake!
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What is egg nog? Do we have it in the UK?
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Egg nog is a yellow, sweetened milk product typically associated with Christmas.
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I heard a myth there is alcohol in it.
Please confirm this. |
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THEN WHO WAS YES
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I just ate Dixanadu's scrotum.
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I just ate raw corn on a cob.
Fuck it's pure awesomeness. |
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Pancakes made with coconut cream. The first and third were plain, with some toffee syrup on top. The second had raspberries in it and the fourth had chilli-cinnamon-cocoa.
That last one was amazing. |
A salmon sandwich. Skyrim style.
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You mean you kept in your pocket for three days before smashing it together with a pestle and mortar?
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A couple small slices of pizza and breadsticks from the local Little Greasers. I feel teeeerrrrrible.
Also, last night while I was choking on my own excited vomit at playing Saints Row 3 I had a can of Diet Dr. Pepper, a can of Diet Schweppes (ginger ale) and like 3 of those halloween doritos bags that only have like 4 chips in them. I felt teeeerrrrrible then too. |
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That's the way. Just like the cheese, tomato and lettuce potion I made today. It was fucking excellent.
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I would seriously not mind egg and cress potions for when my stamina is low.
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Chicken Dinner
mmmmmm... |