Oddworld Forums

Oddworld Forums (http://www.oddworldforums.net/index.php)
-   Off-Topic Discussion (http://www.oddworldforums.net/forumdisplay.php?f=9)
-   -   The NEW! Sex Thread (http://www.oddworldforums.net/showthread.php?t=20219)

Emesdee 04-23-2011 02:11 AM

:

()
So a one-night stand is just, let's fuck, that's it, show's over?

Pretty much. As long as you don't have to leave as soon as you're done, it's not too bad.

gishygleb 04-23-2011 02:17 AM

Something new.

Crashpunk 04-23-2011 03:13 AM

:

()
So, you guys made a thread like this,
ain't this subject a popular medium.
And though this would surprise anyone else,
I can't help but feel you're falling into tedium.

Why are you suddenly here again?

Dixanadu 04-23-2011 04:46 AM

:

()
So lonely right Dixy.

You're fucked, boy.

hedjeroo 04-23-2011 05:17 AM

Ohai guys what did I miss? D:

Eh I'm not immensely interested in sex. The foreplay is much more fun. And the feeling of being full of energy again after the act despite being exhausted. That always confuses me, but hey, it's better than caffeine.

JennyGenesis 04-23-2011 07:50 AM

I enjoy foreplay just as much as sex but foreplay doesen't lead to actual sex everytime with me.

MA 04-23-2011 08:02 AM

well that's good to know.

Dixanadu 04-23-2011 08:29 AM

I hate foreplay. It bores me.

Strike Witch 04-23-2011 08:34 AM

I hate it when they're not tied up. It bores me.

gishygleb 04-23-2011 08:40 AM

ACTION = "THINKING ABOUT FOREPLAYING"

JennyGenesis 04-23-2011 08:50 AM

:

()
I hate foreplay. It bores me.

Ok I don't understand how you find it boring but each to their own

:

()
I hate it when they're not tied up. It bores me.

It don't bore me. But it's fun to get tied up ;)

Havoc 04-23-2011 08:51 AM

My GF doesn't like foreplay. Damn her.

Dixanadu 04-23-2011 09:37 AM

:

()
Ok I don't understand how you find it boring but each to their own

I also don't like giving or receiving oral sex.

I always just like getting stuck in.

Wings of Fire 04-23-2011 09:39 AM

What?! Giving oral sex is just about the best thing ever.

JennyGenesis 04-23-2011 09:47 AM

I enjoying giving head but I definately prefer recieveing.

Wings of Fire 04-23-2011 09:54 AM

Giving head was fun, but that's not the oral sex I was talking about.

JennyGenesis 04-23-2011 09:55 AM

Maybe this sounds silly for me to say but giving oral sex to a female was one of the most horrible thing I've ever done.

Wings of Fire 04-23-2011 10:20 AM

Each to their own.

Dixanadu 04-23-2011 11:12 AM

:

()
Maybe this sounds silly for me to say but giving oral sex to a female was one of the most horrible thing I've ever done.

I can't remember whom, either WoF or Sekto told me that it isn't bad as long as she's...sanitary.

Regardless, my stand on oral sex remains. Having saliva drooping from my nads isn't a sight I'd like to behold.

STM 04-23-2011 11:18 AM

I totally agree, neither do I want to lick out some girls pussy, it just doesn't appeal to me...

Emesdee 04-23-2011 11:27 AM

:

()
I can't remember whom, either WoF or Sekto told me that it isn't bad as long as she's...sanitary.

It's great, to be honest. I'm kinda shocked how much things have changed compared to about ten years ago. Back then, most girls seemed fine with it, it was just sucking a dick they didn't like. Now it's the dick sucking that seems expected, but when you offer to return the favor, they seem reluctant. Do it right though, and they are very thankful.

Pilot 04-23-2011 12:16 PM

:

()
I can't remember whom, either WoF or Sekto told me that it isn't bad as long as she's...sanitary.

I understand there are napkins for that.

JennyGenesis 04-23-2011 12:22 PM

:

()
It's great, to be honest. I'm kinda shocked how much things have changed compared to about ten years ago. Back then, most girls seemed fine with it, it was just sucking a dick they didn't like. Now it's the dick sucking that seems expected, but when you offer to return the favor, they seem reluctant. Do it right though, and they are very thankful.

Really? I've never known any girl to be like that.

Dixanadu 04-23-2011 12:33 PM

Girls nowadays are hornier than guys.

It's like...'let's go again!' three hours later and... and I just don't want to.

STM 04-23-2011 12:40 PM

It's ok Dix, that's it, ease it all out! Need someone to talk to?

Alcar 04-23-2011 12:43 PM

I've enjoyed pillow-talk with a few one-night stands, however those did then turn into friends with benefits.

Alcar...

Dixanadu 04-23-2011 12:58 PM

STM, keep your hands where I can see 'em.

STM 04-23-2011 01:21 PM

Don't worry babe, I'm done with myself for the night. Wanna chat?

Dixanadu 04-23-2011 02:06 PM

You've served your use. Sleep time.

STM 04-23-2011 02:20 PM

Bitch!