^ Survived an abortion
< Can't believe this thread lasted 8 pages
v Is currently in a state of cognitive dissonance

^ People call him Sally and he laughs along but deep down he knows they are insulting him and just wishes he were dead and bites his pillow to muffle his weak cries and also to muffle his ooohhs and ahhhs as his dad ass pounds him. Whew. That was a long one.

{ Is interested in things.

V Is not interested in as many things as some others may be.

It's funny, I use horizontal post-bit setup, so basically it looks like you're talking about yourself.

^ C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! Also is very childish

< Has made an enemy

V Keeps their friends close, but their enemies closer

^ STOLE MY BANDWIDTH WILL DIE
< NEEDS MORE BANDWIDTH
V THIEFFFFF

^ Well fuck your shit.

< Still loves OANST.

V Sees himself as a intelligent person who's level of attentiveness exceeds the average person's ignorance level, but deep down doesn't give a shit about politics, Mozart, or science. Unless you're Bullet Magnet.

^ Looking kinda omnipotent, there. DIE WITCH
< TAKE A DUMP UP YOUR OWN ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
V SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSA NWO RUOY PU A EKAT

^ Clearly hasn't been reading the discussion about me in the virgin thread.
< Is a virgin, apparently.
V Is willing to help me out with that predicament.

^ Okay, but you need to buy the dildo.
< Lacks the right equipment.
V No, I don't care.

^ Is hurt that Ghost doesn't care.
< Has the right equipment..oh yeah
V Wants my equipment...

^ Has a lovely fire hose
< Has stayed awake all night and is presumably going to sleep through most of the day again.
V Would like to introduce their hose to my fire, hur hur.

^ I'd hose your fire, if you know what I mean. (fireman.jpg)
< My sister is off to Uni for her first year, with my other sis, going on 4th year soon to follow. ;_;
V Probably a cool guy/gal

^ Doesn't know me very well.
< Was given a lecture today on 'coolness' by a chassidic jew.
V Is hypothermic.

^ Is hyperthermic.
< Is in dire need of a good night's sleep.
V Probably hasn't seen me around here before.

^ Probably owns a dildo with fecal matter dried onto it.

< Is disgusted by that thought.

V Is much cleaner about his/her dildos.

^ Has no idea what the fuck he is talking about.

{ Is considering, maybe, cleaning his dildos.

V Is a dildo.

^ Doesn't realise that we're no longer filtering out swearwords.
< Is thankful that he was only bought for ornamental purposes, rather than what was described on the box.
V Thinks outside the box.

^ Is totally right with what he thinks of me, I guess.
< Thinks "What? That thread is STILL alive?!"
v Doesn't think anything.

^ Is incorrect but I'll humour her anyway
< Sex sex sex sex
V Sex sex sex sex

^ Seems to enjoy sex.
< Was a little worried that Kale was trying to set him with Goopy last night. Was relieved when Goopy merely offered him a job.
V Is a Tree-Sitter!

^ Sits on trees!

< ON TREES

V LIKE GEOGRAPHICALLY ON TOP OF THEM FUCKERS

^ MOTHERFUCKER!

< Mothertrucker

V Big ass mother liker

^ Owes me money
< Wanna buy some crack?
V Better not be a cop

^ Needs to invest in a belt, or at least some trousers that don't hang so low.
< Has a deep mistrust of the police force.
V Has a fetish for fresh fruit and vegetables.

^ Set me up with a sweet ass watermelon.
< Just got done making love to said watermelon, but will never call it back.
v Gives his or her fruit STD's.

^Completely Wrong about me , but still a good guy.
< Thinks this thread should die
v Probably our savior from this thread

^ Umm... OokaAY
< Will indeed save you! right after I'm done with my vegetable porn...
v Wishes he thought of vegetable porn

^ Clearly has not looked in my internet browsing history.
< Thought he would be okay after the button broke off his jeans this morning. Then, in the afternoon, the zip broke as well.
V Does not have coworkers who happen to have safety pins in their handbags.

^ Likes Korn.

{ Ready to go home.

V Is alive, for now.

^ Been sitting in the back of my fridge too long

< Is Wondering what more is in store for him

\/ is obviously the sexiest piece of man-meat alive :P