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Leto 08-09-2008 10:53 PM

2.5/5

It er, did the job. :/

Wil 08-10-2008 02:01 AM

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Requesting a screenshot of all the Employee lounge threads mentioned, preferably of tyhe most recent post made.

Well, I didn’t want to do this, and I don’t actually have the permission, but fine. Here is the most recent post made in Employee Lounge.

Nate 08-10-2008 03:18 AM

Dont forget:


Alcar 08-10-2008 06:35 AM

Said porn thread is mostly homoerotic.

You are a flaming homosexual, Kastere. Right?

Alcar...

Mac Sirloin 08-10-2008 07:57 AM

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Said porn thread is mostly homoerotic.

You are a flaming homosexual, Kastere. Right?

Alcar...

When I need to be.


And Max, you use industrial? Phnaw-Haw-Haw.

used:) 08-10-2008 09:14 AM

Inudstrial > Every other background.

Mac Sirloin 08-10-2008 09:26 AM

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Inudstrial > Every other background.

Learn2Native, bitch.

used:) 08-10-2008 09:39 AM

Mmmmm, monochromatic seaweed.

AlienMagi 08-10-2008 10:02 AM

I simply use native :P Industrial is dark but it's letters are white. That fucking hurt my eyes.

Mac Sirloin 08-10-2008 10:22 AM

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Mmmmm, mono-chromatic seaweed.

Yeah, I'm so used to Native that industrial actually hurts my eyes, no joke.

Weird, huh?

OANST 08-10-2008 10:50 AM

Honeybee rapes all your asses. Or is it Assi? I never can tell.

Wil 08-10-2008 12:53 PM

I back up Used. It is Native that hurts my eyes.

Nate 08-11-2008 01:08 AM

Next person to talk about a theme in a non-sexual context gets an infraction for spam.

Wil 08-11-2008 01:09 AM

Industrial theme gets me hard.

RaXe 08-11-2008 04:03 AM

how epic....anyway rofl... my last wank was 2.5 it was lame too slow xD hahaha

Alcar 08-11-2008 04:08 AM

My new roommate is foreign, and good looking. And also not adverse to stripping in front of me.

It'll be in my fantasies for a good while.

Alcar...

Wil 08-11-2008 04:10 AM

He’s a roommate, you can sleep with him.

Nate 08-11-2008 04:23 AM

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My new roommate is foreign, and good looking. And also not adverse to stripping in front of me.

It'll be in my fantasies for a good while.

Alcar...

But where you are, everyone is a foreigner. I need more description. Or photos. Photos would be good.

Alcar 08-11-2008 04:25 AM

I can't just take photos. Besides, once again, it's my definition of hot. Which is very different to the norm :p

Either way, he meets all my requirements. Besides being straight and Italian of course.

Alcar...

Wil 08-11-2008 04:30 AM

How does his being Italian dissatisfy your requirements?

Alcar 08-11-2008 04:31 AM

I don't usually go for big noses.

Alcar...

Nate 08-11-2008 04:56 AM

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I can't just take photos. Besides, once again, it's my definition of hot. Which is very different to the norm :p

Either way, he meets all my requirements. Besides being straight and Italian of course.

Alcar...

We commonly tend to agree on such issues. Though I can't quite see how 'Italian' fits in to your standard tastes.

OddjobAbe 08-11-2008 09:43 AM

I stayed at my brother's last night because Emily was having an Anne Summers party at our house. It was horrible. I was with a chainsaw-weilding maniac (not many will get what I'm on about) whilst Emily was having a great time with her friends around her, and I almost became passionate with a cat.

Long story short, I was a little disorientated when I woke, and still waking up. I went to grab the 'blonde hair' next to me, and found out that it was my brother's cat.

You can imagine how I felt.

Bullet Magnet 08-11-2008 09:49 AM

Like your eyes had been opened?

OddjobAbe 08-11-2008 10:10 AM

Yes, quite.

I also felt very dirty and pissed off - I almost made it with a cat and missed out on a night of women's underwear.


Used this twice in one day. I think that you once used it, BM.

Bullet Magnet 08-11-2008 10:23 AM

It's a staple.


But I think you missed out on something with the cat. Someone's got to breed the hybrids.

Wings of Fire 08-11-2008 10:23 AM

Hot weather makes wanking better.
5-5

I SHALL NOT SACRIFICE MY TOUCH TYPING FVOR A TYRABBICAL KEYBOARD!

Wil 08-11-2008 04:52 PM

I take it this isn’t the same cat who received a chainsaw injection.

OddjobAbe 08-12-2008 02:07 AM

No, it's a completely different cat. This one isn't resting in peices.

Nate 08-12-2008 02:51 AM

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No, it's a completely different cat. This one isn't resting in peices.

That is really not a good quote to read out of context in a Sex thread.