What?
These have all been answered in the thread. Are you actually literate?

Well, for a complete, more precise explanation;
Transexual; A person suffering from a mental or physical disorder whose only current remedy is a sex change operation.
Hermaphrasexual; Someone neither male nor female or attracted to those neither male nor female
Fetishist; Everything else excluding illegal paraphiliac disorders
Celibate/Asexual; Celibate means that one has voluntarily given up sex. Asexual means one has no sex drive
Trollsexual; The sexuality of trolls and those attracted to them.

Actually, asexuals do have a sex drive. Just not one directed towards anyone or anything. They have no desire to have sex, which is different from having no sexual needs.

Eh. The term 'asexual' has a very loose definition. Both meanings are correct.

For the very few of you who haven't already realised, Troll Sexual isn't a proper sexuality, it's made up.

today it is official:

If discriminate against anyones sexuality be they, hertosexual or fetishist and they report it. You can be inprisoned for a maximum of 7 years

Abe is asexuate. He can't have sex. Poor Abe...

And how do you know that? Did you ever have a look under that loincloth of his?

Does that include pedophilia?

LOOL I can't imagine what you said before xD anyone knows what is trollsexual?? :D:D:D
Where do asexuals pee from???

Hmm,
Well technically if you call someone a pedophile i guess you are discriminating against the fact that you say they are a fetishist when they may not be at all (which i am guessing a pedophile is a fetishist)

also Alienmagi an asexual person is not someone without gentials, nor (unlike the animal kingdom) does it mean that they can have sex with themselves, it means that they choose not to have sex

Asexuals have the organs, dickbutt, they just don't have a real sex drive in the same sense as others.

I know because I read it in the Abe's biography at oddworld.com in the oddworlduniverse section. Did you read it?

I read it, Havoc, you dissapoint me.

I happen to think the Abe does have genitals. Just not developed nor functional ones.

I'd certainly like to think this was the case, BM

This is not going to be a discussion about Oddworld sex... PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Agreed, abe is now! keep to the topic at hand - this resides in Off-Topic Discussion as opposed to Oddworld Discussion for a reason.

On-topic, I might have to change my original answer, as I'm becoming increasingly attracted to the trolls here. Trollsexuality for teh win.

Alcar...

I want to post that pic of me with the big gams but I am afraid of what the next noob might do with it.

Sorry, Alcar.

Actually, I don't think you've actually given an answer in this thread, eh?

*huddles into a ball and waits for the kicking*

I voted ages ago.

I still can't believe I'm only one of five flaming homosexuals. It is simply not fair. However, at the least the higher echelons of power here are held by rainbow wielding fairies ;)

Alcar...

How do you think I feel, being only one of FOUR trollsexuals?!?
Sorry, I just wanted to complain too.

I knew it! I knew it! If we have gay mods, though, why can't we have Macho Macho Men mods rather than the effeminate types? The gay version of rednecks, essentially.

No offense, but isn't a mod becoming attracted to trolls.. well, if I was an admin, I would immediately remove that mod from power.

It's a good thing I'm an Admin then. No one can! Mwhahahaha ;)

And trolls are hawt - stop denying what you know to be true.

Alcar...

Call me a humourless old rucksack, but I fail to see how trolls are anything but a chronic forum problem in need of several infractions, warnings, bannings and unflattering signaure changes. If you think they are, though, maybe, then, we need an asexual or celibate mod. Unfortunately, I think only Ilovehammy! (left) me and some other fellow are celibate here.

A celibate mod would be less emotional, which is a useful trait for a judge. They would also be less attracted or repulsed to sexual content, which would eliminate the common problem of many authorities treating sex different from violence.

OWF only has Macho Macho Men, Nate probably being the keenest example. Can you imagine that lumbering brute bringing in the shopping bags? Phwoar...

/me is glad that MF hasn't browsed through the old WDYLL threads...

This has been answered like 40 times. If you don't read a thread properly again I swear I'm going to ban you.

Just ewww. Shut up.

You should see the secret threads we have in Employee Lounge. Nate in fishnets. Yum.

I can't believe that there are people on this planet that are actually sad and lonely enough to put this much thought into what the ideal trates of a moderator of an internet forum should be. Jesus, Patrick. I can't even get mad at you anymore. I just feel sad for you.

And Alcar, thank you for finally admitting that you are sexualy attracted to me.

Surely no one actually thinks like that. I think it's just padding to try and hide the fact that his post was basically "Make me a mod".

The real question is, does this post have anything to do whatsoever with sexual orientaion?

My answer to that question is a solid "maybe."