Abe: "Hello."
Mudokon: "Hi. (Angry)" Abe: "Follow me." Mudokon: "JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH! I'M SICK OF YOU TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! JUST FUCKING WORRY ABOUT YOURSELF, I CAN GET MYSELF OUT OF HERE, YOU IDIOT!" |
LOL!! That was brilliant, ZANGG!
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Great job! that was very funny!
Abe replying to angry mud: Oh...Sorry. Mud: WHY? Why does everyone say they are SORRY! I don't need sympathy Godammit! abe then backs off and walks away. |
Ohh, Moody Mud.:p
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heh.
AE: Abe walks up to a mud who is a very dark purple color. Abe: Are you sick? Sad? Angry? Mud: Nope. Abe: Well...okay. Follow me. Mud: No. Abe: Why not? Mud: I'm an emo. No one really wants to save me. Abe backs down without a fight due to previous experiences with the angry mud. |
Pshh, emo Mudokon...
I really don't like that word 'emo'... People use it way to friggin much, just how the use of 'like' is used way to much in today's society. |
Yes I dislike the term as well, but it would take too long to specify it into:
Depressed, dark and anti social mudokon. Now I'm not branding anyone, I was just trying to put an image into peoples heads. So, like, don't, like take it the, like, wrong way! [/stupidity] |
Abe walks to a red-colored mudokon and wants to console him but the mudokon advises: "Don't touch me! Don't you see that I just got scarlet fever?!"
------ Abe walks to a red-colored mudokon and pats his shoulder to console him. But the mudokons screams: "AAAARRGH, OW! NOT ON MY SUNBURNT SKIN, YOU IDIOT!!!" |
Heh heh heh. that one's funny right there!
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Funny ideas, Maid! :lol:
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Abe walks up to a blue mudokon... takes a breath to say sorry... and realises it's not air...
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Adapted from a sketch in Blackadder Goes Forth:
*Shooting for the final scene of Munch's Odysee, where Munch and Abe get the Gabbiar and destroy the Labs* Lorne: OK Abe, Munch, ready when you are. Abe:........... Lorne: Hnag on, where's Munch? Abe: Well, while we were on the way through the Labs up to the set, i told him about how he got to be the mian hero in the final scene. He was so happy he hopped off in joy, but before I could say 'Don't tread on a mine'.....He trod on a mine. ~~~~~~~~~ *Abe sneaking past Sligs scene* *Abe starts to walk, then, instead of sneaking, goes into a goose step.* Lorne: What are you doing, we can't film that, we'll get jailed! Take 2: *Abe starts to sneak, then goes straight into a Silly Walk from Monty Python* Lorne: Stop clowning around and do the scene for Pete's sake! ~~~~~~~~~~ *Scene in Abe's Exoddus where the mudokons volunteer to work for Brew.* Slig: Step right up! *Swings with gun and misses* Lorne:......what the hell? How did he miss? Slig: Sorry, I'm crosseyed, Lemme try again. *Swings again and hurls gun away.* Slig:....Erm, I also have muscle problems. Take 2: Lorne: Have we got a Slig who isn't crosseyed and doesn't have a muscle problem? Sherry: Yes, it's all set. Lorne: Right, action! *Mudokon walks forward* Slig: Step right up! *Starts clubbingthe mudokon repeatedly, pounding him while on the flooor and swearing and screamig.* Lorne: Oh God...... Take3: Lornbe:This guy isn't a pyschopath or disabled right? Sheryy: No. Lorne: Good, action, again!! *Mudokon walks forward* Slig: Woohoo! Hey Mom, I'm in the movies! *Starts hoppping around and waving* Lorne:........*sigh* |
~AO:The scene where Abe falls out of the barrel to get to the stockyards~
Take One: *Abe falls out acordingly, but instead of landing on his feet...* SPLAT! Lorne: Oh dear...Bring in the next double! Take Two: *Again Abe falls out acordingly and lands successfuly this time but...* Abe:*Unknowningly walks down the first gap and land on the mines below* BOOM! Lorne: Next double! Take Twenty: *Lands acordingly, jumps over the gap...* Abe:*Walks onto the next screen. The Scrab is nowhere in sight* What the-? *Abe gets pounced on my the scrab while in the way of the motion censor, causing the alarm to go off and sending the moving mine hurtling towards Abe and the scrab* BOOM! Lorne: Oh come on! ~AE: The various different moods of muds~ Abe: So I say sorry to the angry ones, slap the sad ones- Lorne: No. You say sorry to the sad ones aswell, and you slap the "happy" ones. Abe: So I slap the light green ones? Lorne: Yes. *Later, in Necrum mines...* Abe: *Walks into a room with a normal mud, and a "happy" mud, both next to eachother* Ok...Hi! Normal Mud: Hello! "Happy" Mud: LOLOLOL!! Abe: *Walks up to "happy" mud and slaps him, thus turning it normal* Lorne(to himself): OK. So far, so good... Abe: *Looks at the other normal mud* Hmm. This one must be "happy" aswell.*Slaps the normal mud, thus turning it into an angry mud* Lorne: Oh Odd no! *The angry mud proceeds to slap Abe, but instead gets the once "happy" mud, thus turning that one into an angry mud aswell. A furious slapping match between the two rages while Abe sneaks away* Lorne: *Slaps head in fustration* |
I think I accidentally did something in the game to that effect once...
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I did... on purpose. :-p
Abe: "Hello." Mudokon: "Hello." Abe: "Follow me." Mudokon: "O RLY?" Abe: "YA RLY!" Mudokon: "NO WAI!" Abe: "YA WAI!" Mudokon: "SRYSLY?" Abe: "SRYSLY." Mudokon: "...okay." |
Hehe, simple but funny! :D:D
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Haha, good one!
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In the oddworld reunion special, a few other characters from other games get invited. (this is bound to be VERY funny...*ping!* comic Idea! MINE! NO STEALIES!)
Stranger: Wow, looks like Lorne went all out for this world. Munch: Oh, SWEET! powerups! Abe: Don't get too excited Munch, that guy in the big fancy suit just took some. *Master Chief and the Arbiter come teleporting into the room* Arbiter: (I didn't know the brutes were invited. I thought we out acted the greedy bastards.) Master Chief: (watch this...) *Master Chief sneaks up behind Stranger-* Cortana: Chief, I don't think that's a- WHACK! *He hits Stranger in the back of the head with the assault rifle* *Stranger just stands there for a second, and then menacingly and slowly turns around to tower over the chief, whose getting all wide eyed under his helmet. Stranger just looks at him as if to say "WTF?"* Abe: *snicker* oh, you're in for it buddy... *Stranger loads the crossbow with fuzzles, who -upon being fired- began to chew on the Chief's helmet* Master Cheif: *runs around screaming* BLOODY MURDER! BLOODY MURDER!!! *the Arbiter is just rolling on the floor laughing his ass off* big fancy suit guy: What in the blue monkey hell is going on here? Stranger whispers to the Arbiter: (Dude, that guy sounds like a chick.) Arbiter: (Yeah, and what's up with the fat alligator, the purple dragon, and the 5 ton keg?) Big fancy suit guy: *Ka-click* What was that? *takes off helmet* I couldn't here you- ALL: HOLY CRAP! IT'S A CHICK! Samus: Oh, geez, here we go again... Munch: *DooDoooDoo*(repeatedly) I got some super fins! I got some golden scales! I got some straight unfiltered alcohol- Samus&Ridley: MINE! Samus: five pogs says it's mine. Ridley: done! *that doododooo sound plays over and over in the background, while abe gets increasingly annoyed* Munch: *doododoo* I got some stogendogens! *dooododoo* I got some fleeganflogans! - Abe: *finally snaps* Hey Munch, look what I found! A BRICK! WHAP! Munch: Ow... I got a Cinderblock! *doododoo* Kraid: NO! You broke lopez! Samus: Anyone up for booze? MasterChief: ME! *his helmet is cracked in several places, as the fuzzles bounce along behind him, missing teeth and all* ---------------------------------------------------------------------- I think I came very close to putting Bob and Steve in there. This might become an all out episode thing... |
...wtf?...
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SW ending:
Old Steef (breathing his last): "Is the water... free?" Stranger: "Yeah. All free." Old Steef smiles softly: "It's free! Free. Free... " And he dies. Stranger restrains crying and closes Old Steef's eyes. Sekto watches this happening and swims away. Lorne: "Aaaaaaaaaand... cut!" The Old Steef stands up and has a stretch: "Few, I thought this would never end..." |
What? I felt really silly that day...
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AE: ending
Abe: ...And I got the usual reception. Mud 1: Hey Abe. Abe: Hey. Mud 2: what's up? Abe: nothin' much...you? Lorne: *after wiping face with hand in upset motion* You're supposed to tackle Abe! Not sit there talking! Do it again.... Take 72: AE ending Abe: and I got the usuall reception... mud 2: now? Lorne.......yes. now... |
Good one, Arxryl! :)
Your one was funny too, Creppy Doc! :D |
Whoops. Sorry! forgot to mention your guy's ones were funny! (Yes Creepy Doc and Scrab Queen... I was talking to you.)
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Thanks, Arxryl. :)
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MO- good ending:
Munch: "Thank you, Abe! You've done good." Abe: "Looks like there are a lot eggs in that can...!" Munchs looks at the can and scares. Munch: "Oh, crap!" Abe: "Uhm, what's the matter?" Munch: "The expiration date is up since 1969..." |
[AO ending]
*Abe and BigFace appear on the stage and start the whole "Hold up Abe's hand" thing when the camera pans to the audience* *Ewok Celebration starts playing while ewoks pop out and start dancing* George Lucas [Offset] : Sorry! Wrong set! |
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Ha ha ha! those are funny!
AO, AE, or MO Abe: Hello Mudokon:Hello Abe:Follow me Mudokon: Augh! Why does everyone say "Hi" and expect eveyone to do their bidding! I mean seriously... Abe: Well that's because I'm here to rescue you. Mudokon:...you should have just said so! Abe:It says so in the script. Mudokon: Oh, now we have to follow scripts! Oi! I'm quitting! this is just too much for me to take! *mudokon stomps off stage.* Lorne: Pull in replacement #5 and let's try this again... |
- The Slig walks up to a Slog which is scratching himself -
Slig: Here Boy! - The Slog barks and then charges at the Slig - Slig: Not again! Oof! - The slog licks the Slig - Slig: You guy's don't pay me enough... |