A: Hmm.... Only if you want it to
Q: Why did the man die? |
A. Cause it was his time (or I killed him!:D)
Q. Why did I kill him? |
A: Cus you're crazy!:eek:
Q: What happened to Grig?! |
A: Fell off the tiolet seat!
Q: What happened to everyone? |
A: The toilet seats sued them for sexual harrasment.
Q: Did you see that alien living inside thae fat mans belly button traveling at 1000mph? |
no i havn,t been there latly
why is this guy so sad?:crying: |
A: He's a purple alien who wants to flood the world with tears.
Q: I've lost my mind, where is it? |
A: It's stuck between cushions of the sofa in hell.
Q: Is Satan's sofa comfortable? |
A: I don't know. I haven't been there. But ask Lemming's mind. :D
Q: What do you think i am? |
A: Lemming's second mind :fuzblink:
Q: My name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me? |
A: Ah yes...it's a letter from the IRS stating that they want to take everything you own and replace it with replicas made outta kitten meat.
Q: Who here likes kitten meat?!:fuzvamp: |
hobo
who here like rattle snake meat...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
A: Starbucks Coffee drinkers!:fuzvamp:
Q: What's the worst flavor of Coffee you can come up with? |
the "nutty" kind.
whats black and white and red all over? |
A. A penguin murdering people!
Q. Why is that penguin killing people, what'd they do to him? |
A: It's actually a dead pinguin who was revived. The poeple killed him, and now the pingiun seeks for revenge.
Q: Why did the pinguin die? |
A: Damn! It was a penguin?! I thought it was chicken! No wonder it tasted so weird....
Q: if you were to marry who would be the lucky monkey? Q2: If a banana kicks the other banana with the ugly ribbon, will seagulls get more uglier? |
A1: Donkey Kong! He's so sexy!:D
A2: Actually, the seagulls will turn into annoying telemarketers! They're perfect for the job! Q: How many telemarketers does it take to spank a pig? |
A. Me and my 17 friends!
Q. Who can name Lucky's marshmellow shapes? From the lucky charms cereal! |
A. fancifull feces and mystical vomit.
Q. I poopy so for you to do thing in ear for people ehhh |
A. YES!
Q. Who says you must listen to yourself? |
A: Bob the amazing vegetarian!:fuzgrin:
Q: Does Wabaloo eat monkey toenails? |
A: Only after Bobaloo sucks on them to get the toe-jam out.
Q: Who is Wobaloo the cousin of in this forum? |
A: FORBIDDEN PARADISE'S!!
Q: Why is Forbidden Paradise's cousin so wierd? |
A. Cause he wants to be like you!
Q. Who loves roses? |
A: Jacob!!:p
Q: Who likes Jacob? |
A. I like the way he smells.
Q. How do I smell? Come on. Be honest. |
A. very Old and not so Tasty
Q. How do you smell? |
A. Like new car smell mixed with tacos.
Q: Do I smell good? |
A. I dunno, you tell me.
Q. Do you smeel like an Avalanche and like resturant tacos? |
A: No! I smell like new car smell that comes from a bottle and taco bell!
Q: :rant: Now do I smell good! huh?! |
A. NO! Unless i'm really small and hungry.
Q. Who likes their parents, really? |
A: The answer to that shall be revealed when the sun is thy highest in the evening sky!
Q: Who likes Baboons, really? (There are many in this forum) |
A. What's a babbon?
Q. Wait, that should be my Q. What's a babbon?:fuzconf: |
youre one
what am i |
A: A Baboon
Q: What's a baboon doing outside in rhe middle of the night?? |
it stands sitting in the grass.
when does it rain snow? |
A: When it turns into hail. Wait, that's raining ice.:fuzconf:
Q: What would you do if you knew the world was going to end in five minutes? |
confes my sins, tell a certain someone that i love them ect ect.
what would you do is you saw Jesus? |
A. buy a gun.
Q. What is in my mouth? I'll give you a hint. It's my gun. |