..........he is using all his moolah to buy the beef industry and stop slaughtering cows. He then told beef lovers to go find something else to eat! So, all of the sudden, vegatarians started buying Michael Jackson CD's like crazy! Then John's Soul inside Michael's body became richer that Bill Gates! Now.....

...Bobaloo finally swiched them back, John was a normal cow again, and Micheal Jackson was as normal as he could be! As soon as Micheal was back in his body he decided to swich with someone again! That way when he starts to molest someone they woundn't think it's him! So he found his own Voodoo man named Hobbob that was going to turn into a cow again, because he want to impregnate a cow(He thinks they're sexy!) Anyway, as soon as the VooDoo ritual was done and Micheal was a cow again, a crazy person tried to...

.........Kill Michael the cow, since beef suply was so short. Well, Michael did a few dance moves and in the end got his head sliced off and was eaten raw! Oh well. :fuzwink:

Anyway, John the cow collected all the money he made when he was in Michael's body and John is now the most wealthy cow in the world! John decided to take his cash and.....

and build a meat processing plant called RuptureFarms. He got the idea from a video game he once played that was called, let me see here, ah yes Oddworld. So John build his meat processing plant because he started to have this major craveing for pork. But John couldn't find any pork in the area so he....

...decided to settle for paramite, scrab, meech, and his personal favorite: Slurg Slushies! So he hired (Enslaved) a bunch of muds to run Rupture farms and make him all the Slurg Slushies he wants! So then he...

.........decided to keep Rupture Farms up and running without any interference and invested in millions of chant suppresors. Every slig came standered with a chant suppresor on a leesch! Also....boom machines where armed with slig voice locks. With all this protection, the new Rupture Farms......

...really tight security wise, so all the muds started to get deppressd and angry! So every slig they saw, they'd steal there gun, shoot the slig and...

......rip off their loincloths! :eek: All the sligs ran away after that, so John had no choice but to.....




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...to kill everyone and eat them! So he grabbed a gun from a dead slig, shot everyone and threw them in the meat grinder while listening to the Hobbit on cassette.:eek: The Horror! Then he...

.........was burried in a pile of rubble as Rupture Farms colapsed on him. Nobody knows if he's dead or alive, but we do that John the Cow is....

...really sad that he listened to the Hobbit instead of taking the time to read the actual book. Anyway, the colapse of RF was all over the news, and rumors of John the Cows death were all over the media, so when finally John the cow crawled out of RF, he was covered in...

slimy slig goop with cherrys on top!(:D YAY) This made John so happy with joy he skipped into a...

...an on-comming semi-truck!:eek: He flew 1 mile into the air and was hit by an airplane! :eek: Then he fell and landed in the worlds biggest blender! :eek: Then he was...

....brought back to life again as John the devil cow. This time he had a diabolical plan to cover the ozone in noxious fumes that he will spray from his mouth, anus and genitalia. The first step of the plan was....

...to infect the world with the ebolia virus and kill everyone on the earth! But when he grabbed one of those outbreak monkeys, he acidentaly was infected with the virus himself! So, he decided to go to the nearest doughnut shop and buy some doughnuts! When he got there, he...

......realized the nearby doughnut shop was closed down and replaced by a disease control center, so he decided to check up on his ebolia. Tests were run, and it turns out that the ebolia virus effects cows differently than humans and instead of death, causes noxious fumes to spray from mouth, anus and genitalia! Step 1 complete! So, John the Devil Cow killed everybody in the disease control center and moved on to Step 2, which is......

...to resurect John the Angel cow and turn it into a vampire! So he did this, and when John the Vampire cow woke up, he decided that he didn't like eating people, he liked cows! So John the Devil cow was eaten by John the Vampire cow! Then John the Vampire cow...

...realized that he was extremely confused but just shrugged his shoulders and...

...went on a cow eating rampage! He ate 16 cows before Buffy slayed him! Then Buffy...

......met Bobaloo, John's Shaman friend. Bobaloo was trying to help John become a living cow agian, but Buffy screwed things up! Bobaloo was ticked at first, but in a heated argument, Buffy and Bobaloo actually hit it off. They started dating and then finally got married. Everything was perfect until one day.....

...Buffy lost here temporary insanity and realized that he was a demon that put a spell on her to think that they were married! So she slayed him and...

replyed to my madlib post whitch was on the second page of off-topic discution! than buffy...

...went back to slaying. Then John the devil cow was brought back as John the normal cow! So then he...

.....found out that he was actually a clone with implanted memories of the original John the Cow. Apparently, John has lots of clones at his dissposial that emerge whenever the previous one dies. Scary! John felt like a worthless clone, so he got really mad and.....

...started killing all of the other clones til there were only 100 of them left. Then he killed himself and then there were 99. So then the 99th cloned John the Cow...

.....decided to find the true meaning of life. So he traveled to.....

...Iraq to fight in the war! He was out in the crossfire for 1 minute and he got shot and DIED! So they roasted him an ate him! Anyway, the 98th John the Cow...

...traveled to hell and swallowed the soul of the original John the cow thus becoming whole. After this john sang kumbaya with Satan and Hitler (who actually is quite evil) until finally....

.......he became such good friends with Satan and Hitler, he gave them each one of his cow clones so their souls could have bodies. Satan and Hitler then left hell in the form of two cows and......

...John the Cow clones 98, 97 and 96 were cause all kinds of meyhem, until...

........they were chopped up into meat by a crazed Christian who sold some Satan and Hitler meat on ebay for the incredibly huge price of......

...1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000$. Then John the Cloned Cow 95 was walking down the street singing...

The barney song and everyone...

.......ears started bleeding, because Satan and Hitler were mad that they got made into burgers, so they cursed John with....

...lepercy! So he infected a whole bunch of people with lepercy, but was shot by an angry puppy. So then John the cloned Cow 94...

.....became an exoctic dancer and moved up to adult films. John is very famous for the film entitled....

..."Jonny be Bad!" But when all the other cows found out what he was doing, they got jelious and decided to...

make another clone that was not a cow. They thought too many cows can cause world destruction so they went on thinking for days and one day a strange old man with a wooden duck and a pointy edge stick gave the clone John the Cows some advice. He said "I will give you 4 peppers if you clone me a phito plankton/ John the Cow heh"

So they did and the old man left laughing for he was more evil and darker then Satin. So now the half plankton half John the Cow would....

......explode all the guests on the Jerry Springer show. Jerry got really mad, so he.....

...decided to run for governor in California! And kill all the phito plankton/ John the Cows he could find. Luckily, he was hit with a baseball bat before he could start his campaign. He had to go to the hospital for memory loss, and when he woke up, he thought that he was a...