what

i dont even know what whovians are

what

You don't want to know.

Yeah, whatever, Brony.

Oosh!

I hope they break every typewriter in the vicinity of Moffat because if he ends up writing for Capaldi he'll ruin...well...everything. It's gonna be pretty heard to turn Who back into a good show imo, don't let him dig the hole deeper.

Nope. Nope it ain't.

It's a great programme.

No more of that. It's never funny to read.

I'm being serious. 50% of the newer ones suck balls but it's still a great programme.

Sure. But let's not forget that My Little Pony resonates for you emotionally.

Elum shitting on a glass table resonates for OANST emotionally.

Sometimes I think OANST resonates at the same frequency as the hypothetical brown note, because whenever he shows up in a thread a lot of people start making shitty posts.

This is a thread about Dr. Who. The most over rated television program to ever be produced. Every post is a shitty post.

Oh please. Star Trek.

But Star Trek was always more of a cult phenomenon, whereas Dr. Who is almost universally beloved by nerds, non-nerds, damn near everyone. I think that's the distinction I'm looking at. But yeah, Star Trek. I'm pretty close to conceding that point.

I think you're just a bit of a hipster.

Let me be clear. I genuinely think Dr. Who is a shitty show. I've watched a few episodes and was both bored to death and irritated as hell by it.

Then why are you here in the Doctor Who thread?

To tell you that it's a shitty show.

Why the fuck am I on Oddworld Forums, for that matter? Not liking something doesn't mean I can't talk about it. I think I've proven that quite a bit.

I'm not interested in your opinion, though.
And before you say anything, it is your opinion.

I'm sorry. Is this Nepsotic's very own Dr. Who thread where you take the pony dick out of your mouth long enough to discuss only how amazing it is with other people who have bad taste?

My bad. Didn't realize.

I never knew you dislike Oddworld in general, OANST. I thought it's only the newer games

I actually do like the games, Stranger's Wrath included. I just can't stand Lorne Lanning.

OANST jesus fucking christ, can you pull the 9ft pole out your ass for five god damn seconds and stop shitting on people for what they're interested in? ESPECIALLY when they're even remotely passionate about it? It's not a good program to you. Everyone already fucking knows you don't like the show. That bit alone was made obvious in the thread title. Anyone can discuss anything they damn well please, whether they like it or not, but you're not even trying to spark a discussion. You just flat up walked in and said "this sucks" and when you get an objection to your very blunt statement, you start belittling them based on their interests.

Hey! News for you! If you think something is shit it doesn't actually mean it's shit. Everyone has their own individual tastes and no single one is right.

Official warnings on their way. The next person to not post anything new about Doctor Who that isn't an endless recycle of this argument gets an infraction for spam no questions asked.

Nep, stop being so irritatingly easy to bait.
OANST, start finding new and interesting ways to be a cunt. You're boring us all and doing yourself a disservice.

I disagree. Give him a good actor and a good new Doctor character and he could potentially produce something great.

I must say that I'm glad they didn't go for a female Doctor. There's no way that Moffat could do that well.

I miss the old format.

Yeah but that's just nostalgia. There's not many objective advantages of it.

Yeah there are.

With all due respect, and you know, it's an internet forum, so take that with a grain of salt, all I came in here to do was mention that I like Peter Capaldi, but seeing as it's Dr. Who, which is a completely unwatchable, shit can piece of ass vomit, I still won't be able to view it. Others decided to engage me in this. Light hearted cuntery, the kind we are known for, ensued. Anyone who gets mad about me not liking their favorite show, which, for the record, is a diarrhea stained napkin used to wipe puss from a syphilitic dick, should stop feeling like the crappy things they like are only good if everyone likes them, and also maybe this:

Aside from making sure people watch next weeks, I really can't think of that many.

At least the old stories didn't bring people back to life by the power of love/ from wishing hard enough. Christ the old stuff was darker. When someone died, they stayed dead.

Whooaa. What?

That Christmas special with Alexander Armstrong where they butchered his character portrayal through shitty writing and brought him back from the dead with faggy love magic or something.

Also that robot that suddenly stopped being a WMD because he remembered his girlfriend's name.

I don't remember these episodes. Could you be a bit more specific?

That would require me to watch Doctor Who again.

Because if you have more time to tell a story you can do more with said story.

Current Doctor Who crams a whole adventure into less than an hour. Fuck that noise, give me the original with its' developing plotlines and atmosphere and mystery.

Ah, I see now. It's just the 8-14 episode long stories got insanely boring.

The shocking episodes that STM is talking about are "Closing Time", "The Doctor, the Witch and the Wardrobe" and to a lesser degree "The Rings of Akhaten". Please don't hate me OANST :(

The biggest problem with every episode of Doctor Who in the last two seasons is that the stories have had no time to develop. Moffat writes huge idea, but not one episode in the last season was split in two parts. Not even the finale.

Another thing is that Moffat tries to be too clever with the concept of time, and while his stories do make sense, they get tiresome and sometimes too complicated. Also, I'm sick of his "badass" companion writing, I hated Amy because of it, though admittedly I think it works well with Clara, and she's a likable character.
Closing Time had a scientific explanation behind it though, and despite how bullshit it was, I let it slide. I don't remember what happened in the end of the Doctor, the Witch and the Wardrobe because even though I have it on DVD, I only saw it the one time and didn't care to see it again. Same with the Rings of Akhaten, except I despise that episode.