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JennyGenesis 04-24-2011 07:44 AM

Thought the idea of a pm is that it's private.......

gishygleb 04-24-2011 07:47 AM

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Creeper alert.

Creeper alert? But you have anime avatar!

JennyGenesis 04-24-2011 07:48 AM

Since when is having an anime avatar creepy?

STM 04-24-2011 07:52 AM

Since it's Strike Witch.
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gishygleb 04-24-2011 07:56 AM

Yup!

MA 04-24-2011 08:37 AM

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Creeper alert? But you have anime avatar!

ANIME AVATAR MEANS SHE'S A GURL

GURLS HAVE TITS

PM HER

ASK ABOUT HENTAI

i don't know how Ghost manages to put up with all these freaks.

Dixanadu 04-24-2011 11:37 AM

I've never wanked off, or got even remotely excited, to hentai.

Ridg3 04-24-2011 11:40 AM

I've never wanked off, or got even remotely excited, to cybersex.

T-nex 04-24-2011 11:43 AM

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I've never wanked off, or got even remotely excited, to hentai.

Ive watched an interesting amo0unt of hentai, but never did they excite me. i find them extremely hilarious.

I once watched a hentai that had a friggin Matrix poop-scene.

JennyGenesis 04-24-2011 11:49 AM

I find hentai rather funny aswell. Cyber sex doesen't exactly do much for me but I've had phone sex and webcam sex which I enjoed.

Dixanadu 04-24-2011 11:53 AM

Is text sex the same as cyber sex?

I mean text as in, mobile phone texting.

Ridg3 04-24-2011 11:56 AM

That's sexting.

Wings of Fire 04-24-2011 11:56 AM

I've had everything here and enjoyed them all.

Though I've only ever liked one hentai.

EDIT: Except for text-sex, that shit sounds awkward.

JennyGenesis 04-24-2011 12:19 PM

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Is text sex the same as cyber sex?

I mean text as in, mobile phone texting.

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That's sexting.

Forgot to mention that I've done that aswell. It was ok.

Dixanadu 04-24-2011 12:19 PM

Sexting is fun as long as you have auto-spell enabled.

STM 04-24-2011 12:24 PM

I tried phone sex since I was the only one with a manliest voice to sound 18 or over, everyone else got hung up on, (proudest moment of my life!) yeh it was awkward, after 5 mins I just went, "Err yer, going to my night job now...g'nite!" >_< I'm so smooth.

Wings of Fire 04-24-2011 12:24 PM

I am a slow texter, but a very fast typer. This might explain why I don't like 'sexting'.

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I tried phone sex since I was the only one with a manliest voice to sound 18 or over, everyone else got hung up on, (proudest moment of my life!) yeh it was awkward, after 5 mins I just went, "Err yer, going to my night job now...g'nite!" >_< I'm so smooth.
Better when done with someone you know.

T-nex 04-24-2011 12:40 PM

I dont like 'sexting' or cybersex. It's all just friggin roleplaying and roleplay is awkward and weird.

Ridg3 04-24-2011 12:42 PM

It's even weirder and more awkward in person for the first time.

JennyGenesis 04-24-2011 12:58 PM

Anybody else had the misfourtune of having their penis named?

Dixanadu 04-24-2011 01:11 PM

I call him Sticky Head.

T-nex 04-24-2011 01:21 PM

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Anybody else had the misfourtune of having their penis named?

I sometime use Chris' penis as my ventriloquist dummy.

Ridg3 04-24-2011 01:25 PM

So you call it Chucky? Or Woody?

Sekto Springs 04-24-2011 01:32 PM

No but she can make it look like it's singing while she has my balls in her mouth. It's quite the stunt.

JennyGenesis 04-24-2011 02:02 PM

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she can make it look like it's singing

I wish my penis could talk. I'd love to hear what it would say to me. Only nice things I'm sure :D

Dixanadu 04-24-2011 02:05 PM

My dick would spit on people and call them names.

STM 04-24-2011 02:09 PM

Mine wouldn't talk, as it is all it does it dribble everywhere. ;)

>_< eww

Wings of Fire 04-24-2011 02:14 PM

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Anybody else had the misfourtune of having their penis named?

Mine is called 'Hiki' because it smells faintly odd, likes asian girls and doesn't get out much.

STM 04-24-2011 02:48 PM

I feel left out, I haven't a name for mine. =(

Wings of Fire 04-24-2011 02:54 PM

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I feel left out, I haven't a name for mine. =(

McGregor.

Ridg3 04-24-2011 02:59 PM

I have a name for mine, I ain't revealing it.

Also, my step-brother decided to tell me how disgusting he actually is. He asked me if I'm still in a relationship and I said, 'Yes, I am.' then he proceeded to tell me that I'm weird how I can go out with a girl who I don't see as often as I like.* Well he continued to say that I should bow out of the relationship so I can play the field.

[ego]I know for a fact that I would continue to get tail if I broke up with her because I'm class looking.[/ego] But, I really don't fucking want to and I told him this and I said to him that I should be more like him? Meet her everyday so we get sick of looking at each other so then we break up so I can go see someone else. I called him disgusting afterward and he didn't like that.

He's such a bastard.

*She lives quite a bit away, we meet in college you see.

JennyGenesis 04-24-2011 03:24 PM

I remember back when I was with my ex. He had stayed down my house a few days and were getting our stuff ready as I was staying at his house for a few days. My brother really liked my ex and said to us "Can I come with you?" I said "Yeah sure you can if you fancy being stuck in the car with us for a 6 hour drive"

Dixanadu 04-24-2011 03:38 PM

Did you say your current boyfriend is Slovenian?

I always wanted to fuck someone from the balkans.

They have an air about them.

I knew a Czech girl from a training course years ago. She was so god damn pretty. Not even hot, but just pretty it was unbearable. Her English was terrible.

Manco 04-24-2011 03:46 PM

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Mine is called 'Hiki' because it smells faintly odd, likes asian girls and doesn't get out much.

You should call it Otaku.

low hangin fruit aww yea

JennyGenesis 04-24-2011 04:00 PM

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Did you say your current boyfriend is Slovenian?

I always wanted to fuck someone from the balkans.

They have an air about them.

I knew a Czech girl from a training course years ago. She was so god damn pretty. Not even hot, but just pretty it was unbearable. Her English was terrible.

Yep my current boyfriend is from Slovenia. His accent mixed with his feminine voice is just gorgeous.

Wings of Fire 04-24-2011 04:15 PM

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You should call it Otaku.

low hangin fruit aww yea

Too obvious, mine is at least a little subtle.

CrissCross 04-24-2011 04:16 PM

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Yep my current boyfriend is from Slovenia. His accent mixed with his feminine voice is just gorgeous.

and they have lots of butt secks

Ridg3 04-24-2011 04:21 PM

Hey CrissCross.


Strike Witch 04-24-2011 04:21 PM

For the record, I only like yaoi when they're both dressed like girls.

JennyGenesis 04-24-2011 04:37 PM

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and they have lots of butt secks

Don't all gays?