Hey...this is an internet meme isn't it? I feel offended now.

when we meet, we'll never have sex unless we're married, both of our religions say it's a sin, and i fail to notice how sex is a good thing in a relationship, it's not like it gets u closer, cause neither me nor my gf can be emotional and horny at the sametime, so i am either gonna make her happy or cum at a time we can't do both at the same time, simply because Love ISN'T Sex...

loooooooool oh my god.

'not like it gets u closer'. how closer can you be than skin-to-skin and genital intermingling? physically speaking that's about as close as you can get.

and emotionally ofc, you are coming from a very right-field view. what about when you do get married, are you still going to think sex is this detached, wholly innate carnal manifestation of arousal? Jesus H. Christ.

no love isn't sex, but sex is a resulting reaffirmation of love.

homo.

Holy black on a Popo I just facepalmed so hard. Somehow I doubt you asked yourself WHY sex is a sin but whatever, I guess you're free to live your life not asking questions and just being a yes-man.

Not even dogging on religion here, just blind followers in general.

how does your religion view voraphilia or any sort of paraphilia for that matter abe619?

actually in my religion, if u have sex before marriage u are making a sin, after marriage, u get the same amount of karma except it's positive...
and don't u think u r being a little offensive to my religion?


EDIT: @Leto: it's viewed as a normal thought in ur mind, and it's not bad in anyway...

Oi, I hope I'm not right that he's got himself some sort of mental loophole in which his religion allows him to desire such things, or hell, to fap to it.

I really have 0 respect for people that limit themselves on what they can do because of their beliefs but then go around making up these loopholes so that they can perform the "sins" that they actually want to perform.

Why have that belief system in place if you're just going to cheat through it anyway? I guess he's just a kid, but I was his age not 5 years ago.

would you care to elaborate?

No! Just have faith. >:|

*ahem*

Love wasn't invented until the Middle Ages people!

Alcar...

it's not a loop hole, u can never gain bad karma from thoughts as long as u don't act on them, so if i think about murdering someone and then not do it, then there is nothing bad about it, as long as there is no action then it's okay...u might even gain good karma from it.

...the fuck?

He's saying that you can fantasize about whatever you like as long as you don't act on it.Both of your religions say it's a sin to marry outside of your religions. I suspect you'll have to deal with that first.

Okay. I didn't really need an explanation, I just thought it was weird. So I replied with a kind warm "...the fuck?".

Back on topic, I just saw a guy on a certain video sharing site whose fetish is having his unbuttoned shirt fluttering around him in the wind whilst wearing no pants.

You where looking at that / for that because...

Is that right?

that sounds disturbing... why did he ran around with no pants?that would be you know.... the neighbours wouldnt talk to him for few months if they see that

it's not a sin to marry someone who isn't a muslim if u r a muslim, one of the sah'aaba married a christian....
as for her side, it all depends on how well the talk between me and the local priest goes, so i'll marry her on certain conditions.

Yes, but the image itself is why I used it. I posted it with the best intentions.

What if one of those conditions is no sexual contact whatsoever throughout the entirety of your relationship?

Then you simply say no.

So... there's a guy on Youtube who does nothing but this.

lol @$$ man,he is in love with his behind as it seams

Erm... did you have your speakers turned on?

hm no,they were almost at 0 cuz i didnt want anybody to hear what is this guy saying

It's not what he's saying that's the problem...

pffft, exactly.
~future Scraby

Nah, he probably would have spelt his name properly. Oh God I'm not watching it

Some people are such prudes.

I watched that vid, and it isn't only the farts that are gross, look at the comments from his channel or something. "Ooh, i'd love to smell ur ass, use tight jeans next time" < Now THAT is weird.

yep, at least now i sound less weird/creepy....
i actually just puked when i began looking at some comments.

You really, really don't seem less weird and creepy by comparison.

I could've lived happily without you introducing me to the completely ludicrous and absurd world of voraphilia. It's one of those fetishes you can hardly even make fun of, because its subject matter isn't that hilarious (or at least as hilarious as other paraphilias).

something u didn't notice is that u r judging me based on a fetish, which is wrong, it's kinda racist, that kinda like judging someone based on their religion or race, if u r gonna judge me at least do it right...

We're judging you on your expression of said fetish.

Unless you're a jew, right? 'Cause they're just fucking evil.

Fake Jews, OANST. Please...

i am no racist...
u can safely call me FakeJew-o-phobic.

a==¬a

To be fair, I also have a strong dislike of fake Jews.