Oh.

Because, like, my guilty pleasures are stupid things like listening to Lady Gaga (yeah yeah I know I know).

My sexual fetishes are likely to get me arrested or outcasted from every society possible depending on which one we're talking about.

Very different topics for me.

So far I think pedophilia and zoophilia are the only ones that people have gotten up-in-arms over. Abe619's a voraphile but he's not a threat, just annoying.

Also, you're not the first to name Lady Gaga as a guilty pleasure.

As long as you don't touch kids we should be fine.

I see, I see.

*makes notes*


Wait... what the hell is zoophilia?

This is a situation where I'm reluctant to use LMGTFY out of common decency.

See; Havoc.

Animal Fuckers.

Oh. Why not just say bestiality? Oh, whatever. I learned something new today.

We kind of have an unwritten rule about excessive use of that word for the sake our google image.

Plus I think the term "Zoophilia" applies to a wider spectrum of animal-based fetishes, whereas "bestiality" specifically denotes animal-fucking.

Okay, we're done now.

It's like the difference between pedophilia and kiddy fiddling.

One will get you help, one will get your balls cut off.

Sorry. Didn't mean to... uh... rub a sore spot.

But, yeah, there are a lot of things that I consider a sexual fetish of mine. Zoophilia is not one of them.

I meant the Z word, you post was just unlucky timing.

I wouldn't be against starting a well-managed sexual fetish thread, as long as everyone agreed to put down their torches and pitchforks.

But it would be dominated by abe619 telling us about big girls who he wants to be eaten by.

Which would be what, exactly?

Oh, I'll be keeping them to myself. You guys will probably figure out one or two things about me in the sexuality department as time goes on. But, clearly, this is an issue that skirts very closely with starting problems, so I'll be sitting this one out for now.

That's not how it works!

I did give a guilty pleasure, though. I was just trying to confirm what we were talking about in this thread.

Oh.

I never managed to actually mention it before this thread turned into drug central but my sexual fetish is crying. That is, other people crying.

Really not something I like about myself.

Why not just be upfront so that we can know what we are dealing with right off the bat. I guess that what I'm asking is if there was anything to your pedophile comment that you made earlier.

Oh, I'll clear THAT one up, I guess. I'm not actually a pedophile, no. As in, real children. I don't find them attractive and I would never even consider actually abusing a child. I know someone personally in my family that was the victim of sexual abuse as a child and the very thought of doing that to someone else makes me sick.

However, I like 2D lolis. Anime-style and whatnot. I'm not trying to say that's not also sick. But, it's just something I like.

The pedophile comment in my thread was purely a joke, though. Even with the anime lolis I do like, I don't tend to wave it around like a banner I am proud of or anything. I mostly keep it to myself.

Fucking Oddworld. They couldn't have just stayed dead?

In this thread we OANST learns that asking questions can sometimes be bad for you.

Hey, you asked. I never would have mentioned it otherwise.

Yep, and all things considered, that's not really bad anyway.

Oh, no. I'm really glad that you did.

That comment sent a shiver down my spine.

I like being bit, there's my non-guilty pleasure.

as i read this post, i got a really bad pain in the gooch. you know what i mean? a funny pain that's probably related to stress or something? well yeah, i got that while i was reading your post. in the gooch.

if only.

Women smoking pot really gets me going, despite my opposition to marijuana use.

Just pot?

Not like, just smoking? Just pot?

I just deleted 50 posts from this thread for spam. There were far too many people involved to infract them all individually, but rest assured that the banhammer is being recharged. It is blind and has no problems with hitting established, long-term members equally hard as inexperienced noobs.

Posts missing? I didn't notice any gone.

Smoking Pot, Smoking Babe. Same thing.

Thanks for deleting my perfectly legitimate post.

Just pot. I don't dislike cigs nearly as much as pot, so that might have something to do with it.


Now if you don't mind, I'm going to look for some anal bong videos.

Okay, seriously now, what the fuck is your problem, Nate?

Yeah. Once again, I can't vouche for remembering what I posted here...

I seem to remember it involving a quarter pound* of beef, though.

*weight after cooking

A compleatly non-sexual guilty pleasure: I enjoy licking the residual butter from Microwaveable Buttery Popcorn bags after I eat the Popcorn.

Holy shit, that's gross.

I know, i'm ashamed of myself, but it's so good.

I like licking the residual butter off the tub I eat them from, same difference but I loves it. So go Josh really.