Nyeh nyeh!

Let us give thanks our fair Californians for making such great contributions to society like Hollister brand clothing, state-wide debt, and San Francisco.

Yep, that's the stereotype. It's because of the hollywood movie industry and all the folks who move out 'west' to make it in showbiz. Shallow.

'Least that's how I see it. Those who 'have' are shallow while the have-nots are deep. I also think there's substance in that.

Though such accusations aren't totally frivolous, I think at least 50% of those who have something against Californians are simply jealous of them. California is a pretty damn beautiful state and I would love to live there. I doubt there's many more kooks there than most anywhere else in the US.

I think people need to learn there's a difference between "California" and "Hollywood".

This.

In your face. Ostentatious. On the cutting edge.

Those typical California-grown do tend to be conditioned toward living life in the fast lane. It all comes with it's drawbacks. In California, it's pretty much, "If ya got it, flaunt it."

And if you don't got it, move to northern California and pretend to give a rat's ass about fine wine.

Okay, I no share pics, So I'll describe what I would look like If I were human:
I would be about 5'4", probably female, tan skin, short twany brown hair, brown eyes. I would wear thick amounts of eyeliner under my lowerlids for that "gothic" look, and I would always wear black. I would have scars up and down my forearms, and no peircings or black hair. To put it simply, if I WERE human, I would look like shit.

Human?
What are you now? A fungus?

I'm going with fungus.

Top tips for feeling good from Happymaster Hobo.

1) Stop being so hard on yourself, everyone has their upsides.

2) Stop pretending you're not human, most animals lack the cognitive capacity if not the digits to allow typing. I SEE THROUGH YOUR LIES.

Wow, Mr. Perception here.

They're not lies, it's just RP.

A ROLE PLAY OF LIES.

Yo

Led Zeppelin == winner.

Yup, digg the Zepp.

For the longest time Shaman had that swami character as his avatar, so I am forever convinced he looks like that.

Is there no genders in your "species" O.o

Pretty accurate for someone who isn't human...

No comment...

You're being to harsh on yourself because shit looks like this...

MOD EDIT: Image deleted, although I considered replacing it with your Facebook profile picture.

And if you look like that...then your description of what you would look like would be rendered void.

Dude... was the picture really required?

No, it wasn't, and neither was that "witty comeback". Image deleted, warning given.

At my friend Navy's birthday party, we all went for a ride on a train.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._4784651_n.jpg

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._7089509_n.jpg

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In the Navy… ♫

Looking very sophisticated.

Is that near Lysterfield nate?

EDIT: Also, that isn't Puffing Billy. Puffing Billy or gtfo. Even though it's ridiculously overpriced...

the red woman does not approve.

That's just too fucking cute.

That picture is very strange. It almost looks like your head was photoshopped on, Nate. Its just kind of floating there without a care in the world.

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c3...0000191309.jpg

Not a brilliant picture, but better than my recent webcam ones.

Freaking obviously not Puffing Billy, seeing as Billy is a massive antique full-sized steam engine and this is a teeny train carriage that we're sitting on top of. It's Diamond Valley Railway in Eltham, which is ten kinds of awesome.

You didn't explain to us what you were contemplating, so I used my imagination.

http://www.oddworldforums.net/attach...1&d=1271658678

Thisis not a good photo but I wanted to upload one.

http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/2715/hpim2976.th.jpg

http://i39.tinypic.com/mj7pf4.jpg

I bought some expensive salon brand shampoo and conditioner earlier today, I am very pleased with the result.

Well, I should say so.

Shrink that picture, a-hole.

Honey I shrunk my picture.

You ripped off my comment about my own home-brew-doo verbatim. Now do you hair up in a quiff like mine, hon.

On another forum I frequent, someone was referring to queefs and misspelled it "quiff".
I posted that same picture of the hairstyle that I did on your facebook and had a good larf.

HAhahahahaha!!!! That's so funny. I mean really!

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._6044870_n.jpg

Better. I fucking love the Wii, it's my greatest passion.

You look like an Irish guy I used to drink with in Los Angeles. That guy was up to his ears in pussy.

Jordan gathered his storm clouds.

also, that picture is very clear. fucking love crisp photography.

I like the clouds a lot. They make me feel godly.

a rapping god.

EDIT: fuck, that'd be great.

The clouds look very dramatic.

*waits expectantly for Pilot to photoshop lightning bolts shooting from Jordan's fingers*