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Wings of Fire 12-02-2009 05:16 AM

http://www.testriffic.com/resultfiles/15043belle.jpg

OANST 12-02-2009 05:48 AM

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I read that as 'Fuck off, I have a mace'. Which was an awesome mental image.

This is WoF we're talking about. Knowing him, and his group of friends, I can almost guarantee you that was what he originally wrote.

Wings of Fire 12-02-2009 05:53 AM

Liquefying eyeballs vs crushing skulls?

I'll have to get back to you on that one, although my technical pacifism would probaly propel me towards thinking that death is probably a bit too harsh a sentence.

Josh 12-02-2009 06:25 AM

I was once maced (the spray). She had no idea we lived on the same street. What a 12 year old was doing with mace is kind of a mystery.

OANST 12-02-2009 06:33 AM

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I was once maced (the spray). She had no idea we lived on the same street. What a 12 year old was doing with mace is kind of a mystery.

What you were doing with a twelve year old that convinced her that she should mace would best be left a mystery.

Sekto Springs 12-02-2009 06:35 AM

I was maced once, though not because I was accosting someone. It was actually more the other way around. Grew up with some really nasty bullies, and I had carried mace with me in case they tried to beat me up. In a cruel twist, the bastards pinned me down and used the mace I intended for them on me instead.

When shit like that happens to you, your only comfort is plotting your eventual fantastic revenge. Unfortunately, the revenge never happened, not even in the "living well" sense.

Life is like a box of chocolates.

Josh 12-02-2009 06:37 AM

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What you were doing with a twelve year old that convinced her that she should mace would best be left a mystery.

I dunno, she was acting really nervous. Maybe her parents told her about the dangers of scary men that will rape her. I must have got a bit too close to her, so she maced me.

Sekto Springs 12-02-2009 06:40 AM

You're 13 ffs.
Does one year's age difference qualify you as one of these scary men?

Josh 12-02-2009 06:41 AM

At that age if your parents told her about the dangers of rape, you would be jumpy too.

Then again, this is all just guesswork. I don't know her, she could just be a phsyco-bitch.

OANST 12-02-2009 07:07 AM

Ann Neely was once maced by Dracula.

Wings of Fire 12-02-2009 07:54 AM

Amaceing.

Mac Sirloin 12-02-2009 08:26 AM

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Who lives in Belleville?

Me and some sluts.

@ Sekto: That sucks. Don't worry, they'll get theirs.

MA 12-02-2009 08:29 AM

i'm not attracted to women who 'glam up' and go way overboard. also, them drinking so much they don't know what they're doing is another turn off. its not good to embarrass yourself.

but i can go a long time with no action, as it honestly doesn't interest me all that much. if i have sex with a woman, i want something to be there that sparks an interest, not just physical appearance. before, it was mainly for company when i started work on the south coast, that's what sparked it with my previous GF. and shallow minds irritate me.

OddjobAbe 12-02-2009 09:01 AM

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i'm not attracted to women who 'glam up' and go way overboard. also, them drinking so much they don't know what they're doing is another turn off. its not good to embarrass yourself.

I agree entirely. I can remember after I left school, there was some woman who most of my friends thought was incredibly attractive, but I never though she was for the reason you mentioned - she wore quite a lot of make-up, and so looked like a bleeding clown.

When I was younger, I used to try to shag everything that moved, until I began to wonder why. Since then, I've not cared half as much, but I have still cared quite a lot.

Strike Witch 12-02-2009 11:44 AM

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Are we counting hentai here too? Because I'd be totally shocked if there wasn't at least five of those.

No, in hentai they just tend to be wearing them already for no reason. This manga is about girls forming a club to deal with underwear related issues.

Wings of Fire 12-02-2009 11:46 AM

Oh fine. God, this is like that time I was arguing with a friend about schizophrenia and subsequently finding out she was a doctor of psychopathology.

Strike Witch 12-02-2009 11:49 AM

Tee Hee!

Leto 12-02-2009 12:44 PM

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i'm not attracted to women who 'glam up' and go way overboard. also, them drinking so much they don't know what they're doing is another turn off. its not good to embarrass yourself.


because all girls drink solely for the purpose of being attractive to you :rolleyes:

Strike Witch 12-02-2009 01:33 PM

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Oh fine. God, this is like that time I was arguing with a friend about schizophrenia and subsequently finding out she was a doctor of psychopathology.

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/8985/f01077.jpg
http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/1551/f01078.jpg

OANST 12-02-2009 01:36 PM

Some of your interests can only be described as asinine. I hope you know that.

Wings of Fire 12-02-2009 01:42 PM

I'm your biggest fangirl Ghost <3

MA 12-02-2009 01:49 PM

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because all girls drink solely for the purpose of being attractive to you :rolleyes:

you know what i meant. i'm one of the members that doesn't care for such things; i feel uncomfortable if someone i don't know tries to impress me.

but when i wrote that i was relating to what i've seen previous, which is some women who have one too many drinks and begin flirting with anyone, because they're drunk. that isn't attractive to me. they seem to lose some of their dignity that way, in my opinion.

EDIT: dunno what the fuck was going on in that CARTOON.

Strike Witch 12-02-2009 01:56 PM

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Some of your interests can only be described as asinine. I hope you know that.

I aim to please.

OANST 12-02-2009 02:02 PM

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I aim to please.

You need to take more lessons.

enchilado 12-02-2009 02:04 PM

Breasts are disgusting.

OANST 12-02-2009 02:06 PM

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Breasts are disgusting.

Okay, now. Just hold the goddamn phone. Breasts are fucking awesome.

Strike Witch 12-02-2009 02:07 PM

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You need to take more lessons.

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/9707/s01148.jpg

Better or worse?

Wings of Fire 12-02-2009 02:07 PM

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Okay, now. Just hold the goddamn phone. Breasts are fucking awesome.

They're pretty cool. Fun to nibble and all that.

enchilado 12-02-2009 02:10 PM

I was joking! I love breasts.




I have a collection.

OANST 12-02-2009 02:11 PM

That one was hilarious, actually.

Strike Witch 12-02-2009 02:12 PM

Yay!

MA 12-02-2009 02:12 PM

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I was joking! I love breasts.




I have a collection.

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Page...-3/ed-gein.jpg

careful folks.

Strike Witch 12-02-2009 02:15 PM

http://i33.tinypic.com/2a9tjle.jpg

I worry about this enchilado guy.

Wings of Fire 12-02-2009 02:17 PM

Maybe he only hates slutty breasts that slutty sluts slut with?

MA 12-02-2009 02:19 PM

well he was going on about it an awful lot. and then lashed out at all of us.

i really want to suggest something but i know it wont be done if its suggested.

Strike Witch 12-02-2009 02:21 PM

http://i31.tinypic.com/30w8n7a.jpg

better or worse

OANST 12-02-2009 02:24 PM

Better

Strike Witch 12-02-2009 02:27 PM

http://i31.tinypic.com/nqvfkl.jpg

better or worse

Wings of Fire 12-02-2009 02:29 PM

Better.

Also surreal.

enchilado 12-02-2009 02:33 PM

I LIKE that one!