Well, I got some.

5/5

My right hand was violently shoved down the pants of the hot and young bloke behind me while I was watching Stereophonics play live at V Festival over the weekend.

I was okay with lending him a hand.

Alcar...

I don't know how you get yourself in these situations. You have a gift.

I'm wondering if the guy in question was actualy happy with Peter's hand being shoved in his pants... Did he make a happy in his pants?

He did the shoving. He wanted it there XD

Alcar...

I haven't understood... was it a wank?

Then it's O.K!

It was for the other guy.

5.

Fucking A.

- Rexy

Who is this 'A' of whom you speak?


See, I'm making a pun by implying that she was actually fucking someone called 'A'. Do you get it now?

I fucked the letter 'A' before...it never called back.

This episode of Sesame Street was brought to you by...

Last one was pretty average. But at least I made the news.

I wonder why he picked such a tiny to hole to have sex with...

- Rexy

WHO'S SAM

Sam, please put these kinds of short questions that can be easily and succinctly answered in the Q&A thread in the future.

I'm so confused!

Last wank 2/5. Poor by my standards.

ABM

I too hope one day to trap my penis in a park bench.

Wait...
...do I?

Jeez, last night sucked. That's a positive thing of course.

my last date with my left hand: 3/5.
could have been better.

Hey, hey. Hey. Don't knock the left hand. It feels different.

I never could succeed with the left hand. I'm just so right-handed that my left can't build a rhythm.

Aye, me too.

Sex = 5/5, haven't had a bad one yet.
Solo sex = 2/5. Grand and all but had one of those "I'm seeing the girlfriend tomorrow, why did I just do that?" moments afterwards.

yep same.cant get no rhythm with my right hand,as im a lefty.

What what what?!

It's SO easy. Do none of you have even the least bit of ambidexterity in you!?

Alcar...

I don't, not on myself anyway. Since we're kind of on the subject, my girlfriend tells me that I'm amazing with either hand.

I bet you are, baby. ;)

Still on 5. New boy is abit good.

- Rexy

Exactly what I was thinking. Come on doods.

Well, last monkeyspank: 1/5. Don't even know why I did it. Solo is teh craps.

Can I borrow him for a bit?

While Nate is borrowing the new boy, can I borrow you? ;)

But Nate, you've still got to borrow the gay friend of mine. Make up your mind!

However, yeses all round.

5 again. Teehee. XD

- Rexy

[Edit: Yeses or Yesi?]

I have no problem with 'borrowing' both of them at the same time.

EDIT: Godlesswanderer, you can join in too.

Shotgun next for the Rexy lovetrain

This is the creepiest fucking thread, ever. Too much half joking/half serious going on. It's weirding me out.

I guess I'll have to take Thirdsies.;)

Point in fact.

I, too, have felt awkward on this page.

what hath I wraught.

4/5 for last sex.
3/5 for last solo.

Oh! *Draws ticket for Rexy's bedroom*

I'm selling them £1000 each if anyone's interested.

Solo: 3/5

ABM

Yesterday 5/5 (wank obviously) watching people more lucky than me on Internet.