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Arxryl 02-27-2007 07:09 PM

That's a hard one to answer... I'm not really sure. Is it a trick question?



Why is the human race determined to fail at existence when we eventually destroy our O-zone?

snuzi 02-27-2007 07:36 PM

A; Because the human race is a pathetic bunch of nitwits.

Q: Why are XM and Sirius merging?

Arxryl 02-27-2007 07:44 PM

Because they find eachother attractive. ;)



Should I really do my homework?

snuzi 02-28-2007 06:06 AM

A: Nah. Homework's for squares, Arxryl, didn't you know that?

Q: Why am I so tired?

Paramite of War 02-28-2007 06:41 AM

A: Why are WE so tired of you! (Just Kidding)

Q:Where can I buy a Munch's Oddysee can besides Oddworld?

snuzi 02-28-2007 10:43 AM

A: www.buymunchcan.com

Q: If I were your relative, would you give me lots of monies?

Alf Shall Rise 02-28-2007 11:17 AM

I would give you lip, boy!

Could someone please turn off that light?

Slaveless 02-28-2007 02:40 PM

But, we love the light....

If Alf_shall_rise is giving Snuzi the lip, do I get a hug? If so, can it be passionate?

Paramite of War 02-28-2007 03:03 PM

A: No you're the same Gender and it would be wrong

Q: Would you be a spy if you didn't have to worry about dieing or being caught?

snuzi 02-28-2007 03:31 PM

A: Hell yeah I would. Espionage is fun.

Q: Why would it be wrong?

Arxryl 02-28-2007 05:31 PM

Well, it wouldn't, unless of course you left your liscense to kill at home.




Why on Earth did the "Broaden OWF to more artistic games" thread die? It was such an interesting discussion. (please... for the love of Odd... take heed of my sarcasm.)

snuzi 02-28-2007 05:34 PM

A: I don't know! I mean, grr! It makes me so mad to think that they closed such a brilliant thread! (Also sarcasm)

Q: Do you think Fozza is sexy?

Alf Shall Rise 02-28-2007 05:57 PM

I know you do.

Oh my odd, did my back just split open? (eww)

Paramite of War 02-28-2007 07:24 PM

What the... Are you seroius like it split open and you can sorta seen in it and there is little hairs on the sides of the scar and sometimes it sorta oozes stuff out but barely.(Just kidding and I hope no one threw up from that)

Who is Fozza and if I should know sorry for being stupid but this is the stupid questions thread :)

snuzi 02-28-2007 07:36 PM

A: Fozza is an odd, hyperactive puppet that I created in my mind, and used as a personality online to mess with people a few years ago. 'twas fun.

Q: Remember, remember, the fifth of November?

Arxryl 02-28-2007 08:24 PM

Like the 31st of October... like it was yesterday... and I have no idea what poem you got that from...




Why are only the stupid people reproducing?

Patrick Vykkers 02-28-2007 10:13 PM

A: Because smart people don't have children.
Q: Do you wanna take it from here Bam Bam?

moxco 03-01-2007 12:48 AM

A. Hell no, because bam bam votes for libral.

Q. whats one google times 4 hundred billion 3 thousand and 32 plus my geat aunts age in 2 years time?

Slaveless 03-01-2007 02:57 AM

2.

Blue wire or red wire?

Paramite of War 03-01-2007 07:04 AM

Well the red wire would probally kill me.


Who let the cat out of the bag?

snuzi 03-01-2007 10:13 AM

A: You did. Remember?

Q: Does that Greeter's smile make ya feel all warm and fuzzy inside?

Paramite of War 03-01-2007 10:17 AM

A: No.


Q: Should it?

snuzi 03-01-2007 10:24 AM

A: Yes. Very much so.

Q: Why not?

Paramite of War 03-01-2007 10:30 AM

A: Because you told me it's illegal or are gonna deny that too!?!?!?;)


Q:Is it Not Easy Been Cheesy?

Slaveless 03-01-2007 11:03 AM

You being cheesy would make me a little more suspiscious that you are one of those health videos kids, who act pretty cheesy.

Does Superman speak Spanish every now and then?

snuzi 03-01-2007 11:06 AM

A: Why of course he does. Otherwise, he couldn't communicate with the Spaniards that would happen to get into trouble.

Q: How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

Slaveless 03-01-2007 11:30 AM

Well, let's find out. One, two, three, four, *chomp*. How many does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, the world may never know.

Is the man on a moon's girlfriend on Earth?

Paramite of War 03-01-2007 12:14 PM

Yes she is at my house right now.:rolleyes:


How do you like your subway?:spin:

snuzi 03-01-2007 12:59 PM

A: Toasted. With onions.

Q: Does television poison our minds?

Alf Shall Rise 03-01-2007 04:36 PM

Only if you're watching MTV.

Have you ever tried to hold an iron bar with -5 fingers?

snuzi 03-01-2007 04:51 PM

A: Only this one time, but that ended badly...

Q: What illegal activities are you performing?

Arxryl 03-01-2007 04:55 PM

Wha-!? Their Illegal?! Well... um, I'm not selling Marijuana... OR smoking it Offi-smuggle! I mean uh.... um.... nothing.




Would the world be more peaceful if G.W.B. sold his private stock of weed to the nations around the world?

Alf Shall Rise 03-01-2007 05:15 PM

For all weed lovers, yeesh.

Will I start bleeding if I smashed my head into my desk a few hundred times?

snuzi 03-01-2007 05:23 PM

A: Yeah, but you'll be too dead to notice.

Q: Why does my mouse always move in the wrong direction?

Alf Shall Rise 03-01-2007 05:32 PM

Because it is retarded.

Isn't it so cool that I changed my avi again?

snuzi 03-01-2007 06:20 PM

A: Sure is. And I bet you'll have a new one next week ;).

Q: Why did you call my mouse retarded?

Paramite of War 03-01-2007 06:37 PM

:lol: HAHAhahaha:lol:
Because you wanna do this to it |:compmad:

Will I be remembered?

Slaveless 03-02-2007 11:02 AM

For a mouse-hater, yes.

Will the world cease to exist when Snuzi finds out tacos are made with cucumbers?

Arxryl 03-02-2007 04:16 PM

Sh! Don't tell him that. He might cause a chain reaction and blow up earth!




If the Government is just a huge thing for conspirators, what the hell is Wal-Mart doing?
(Man, we need more people to play...)

snuzi 03-02-2007 05:55 PM

A: Rolling back prices.

Q: Why does Harry Potter look and act so whiney?

OT: Definitely. There are only about five or six of us participating.