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AlienMagi 05-08-2009 02:23 PM

I bet I know what it was

MA 05-08-2009 02:38 PM

i cant really remember now, i think it was me and Kastere trolling Dixandu, or whatever his name is. the newbie.

AlienMagi 05-08-2009 02:40 PM

Thats kinda off topic now :P. So, guys, wich animal would you prefer the best for sexual relation?

Dixanadu 05-08-2009 02:42 PM

Yes it was, quite traumatic.

I'd say a horse; me giving, of course. Please don't ask me why...

MA 05-08-2009 02:43 PM

i'd go with a cow.

yep.

EDIT: THIS IS A JOKE

AlienMagi 05-08-2009 02:45 PM

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Yes it was, quite traumatic.

I'd say a horse; me giving, of course. Please don't ask me why...

Why?

(Also - I agree)

OddjobAbe 05-08-2009 02:47 PM

I'd go with a furry. Whilst not technically an animal, at least there's something slightly resembling a human inside the worthless suit on the outside. But then again, it is the same principle with a Cyberman.

On second thoughts, I would not go with a furry.

Dixanadu 05-08-2009 02:51 PM

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Why?

(Also - I agree)

The body is quite feminine like, I'll stop there.

Bullet Magnet 05-08-2009 02:51 PM

Rakghoul. No question.

AlienMagi 05-08-2009 03:00 PM

Wait, you guys havent mentioned the animal's gender :P

Bullet Magnet 05-08-2009 03:02 PM

You don't get to choose with rakghouls.

Dixanadu 05-08-2009 03:02 PM

I think we're making people assume the animal's gender is female.

If I was to stand behind a stallion with my pants at my ankles and, the male species only having one rear entrance, how do you think it would respond to that? I wouldn't know either, but it would fucking hurt.

AlienMagi 05-08-2009 03:03 PM

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I think we're making people assume the animal's gender is female.

If I was to stand behind a stallion with my pants at my ankles and, the male species only having one rear entrance, how do you think it would respond to that? I wouldn't know either, but it would fucking hurt.

You can also just suck its cock.

OddjobAbe 05-08-2009 03:05 PM

Thanks for using a euphemism.

Plus, you forgot your apostrophe on "it's".

Dixanadu 05-08-2009 03:05 PM

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You can also just suck its cock.

How you wrote that without disturbing yourself is beyond me.

Strike Witch 05-08-2009 03:06 PM

It's AlienMagi.

AlienMagi 05-08-2009 03:09 PM

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How you wrote that without disturbing yourself is beyond me.

I kinda find it quite nice.

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It's AlienMagi.

That's right

Dixanadu 05-08-2009 03:11 PM

Another thing I'd like to point out is that it's been proven horses infact can have orgasms, as well as a few others. So performing fellatio on a horse would be satisfying for it. (I'm still not doing it.)

Strike Witch 05-08-2009 03:14 PM

I imagine it would be like a cannon firing.

Havoc 05-08-2009 03:17 PM

Yeah pretty much.

Bullet Magnet 05-08-2009 03:18 PM

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Plus, you forgot your apostrophe on "it's".

No no, he got it right. "It's" is a retraction of "it is". "Its" is the possessive and no more needs an apostrophe than the other possessive pronouns "his" and "hers".

OddjobAbe 05-08-2009 03:20 PM

Oh. Thank you. My mistake.

Havoc 05-08-2009 03:22 PM

Stop writing so small you annoying horse loving pricks...

Dixanadu 05-08-2009 03:25 PM

It's me who loves the horses, not them!

Havoc 05-08-2009 03:27 PM

Did the horse love you back in the end?

Dixanadu 05-08-2009 03:33 PM

No, not a single phone call... T^T

AlienMagi 05-08-2009 03:35 PM

Have you actually tried yet? What's it like?

OddjobAbe 05-08-2009 03:36 PM

Are you serious?

Dixanadu 05-08-2009 03:38 PM

Gullible isn't even the word I'm going to use.

AlienMagi 05-08-2009 03:39 PM

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Are you serious?

What do you think?

no

OddjobAbe 05-08-2009 03:40 PM

Thank goodness. I never know with you.

AlienMagi 05-08-2009 03:41 PM

Yup, that's good to remember :P

But it is fun chatting like I actually am serious.

And maybe I am. But I'm not. Or am I?

Havoc 05-08-2009 03:51 PM

You got a horse bukake didn't you?

http://img252.echo.cx/img252/7463/bukake0jd.jpg

AlienMagi 05-08-2009 03:54 PM

yes, but in the mouth not around the face :tard:

Dixanadu 05-08-2009 03:55 PM

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Yup, that's good to remember :P

But it is fun chatting like I actually am serious.

And maybe I am. But I'm not. Or am I?

My daddy warned me about people like you.

AlienMagi 05-08-2009 04:01 PM

What did he say?

Dixanadu 05-08-2009 04:08 PM

Not to associate with people sporting alien avatars.

He really did just get right to the point.

Strike Witch 05-08-2009 05:27 PM

Eh, broaden it to "Beware young dickheads on the internet".

Dixanadu 05-08-2009 06:36 PM

No, because that would make me think teh internetz is evilz D=

Pilot 05-08-2009 09:08 PM

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Stop writing so small you annoying horse loving pricks...

Don't you mean 'horse prick lovers'?