Banned for having an adorable avatar.

Banned for not understanding that wild animals may look cute, but are dangerous when provoked.

Banned for acting like a park ranger.

Banned for not keeping our forests clean!

Banned for lying. I keep our forests perfectly clean, thank you.

Banned for lying. Smokey says Butt Out.

Banned for being offline.

Banned for being online.

Banned for having less posts than I do, while being here longer :p

Banned for creating more useless posts then meaningful posts.

Banned for lying once again. I have contributed alot to the actualy discussions. There just haven't been any really going on lately.

Banned - like, everyone above - for taking this too seriously and using the topic to attempt to begin a flamewar.

Banned for not realizing this is just for fun humor. :p

Banned for for drowning Abe in your avatar.

Banned for having Abe wanted in your poster, and looks like you have Abe trying not to look at it. Banned for that too.

Banned for having the same avatar thqat ODDBODD did so I keep thinking you're him.

- Rexy

Banned for having foreign characters on both your avatar as well as your signature.

Banned for having 557 posts when you joined only last month

Banned for being jealous of my number of posts.

Also, double banned for making an error. It's actually been more like...two weeks :p

I know but, it was still last month...
Banned for not being poster 300, like me :)

Banned for not being able to experience the wonder of being poster #301.

Banned for not experiencing the annoyance of Lord Crutcher!

Banned for :spam:

Banned for putting that Scrab up for wanted

Banned for making an error in your signature. There are 10 days left until X-Mas.

banned because you sniff markers during art class.

Banned for not telling anyone what the evil thing in yer avatar and sig is.
Wait, is that some kind of brussel/cabbage pirahna hybrid?

Banned for not seeing the movie that it's in.

Banned for being a slug that causes a riot

Banned for being a fuzzy, nonexistent creature with rabies.

banned for not knowing the thing in my sig and ava is a mutant alien plant form outer-space and that it's form the movie/play "little Shop of Horrors".

and you, Snuzi are banned for replying faster than me!

Banned for banning two people. That ain't nice.

banned for banning me for banning you and another person.

Banned for using a previously used reason for banning...again.

Banned for whining, shaddap it's christmas! :p

Banned because it isn't yet.

Banned for being a scrooge, it's christmas MONTH! :p

Banned for flashing guns in public. (You fruits would never guess that
that is Satan in my avatar.)

Edit:
Damn it, Jordan. Banned for saying "LOL" all the time.

Banned for taking my only friend, a black goat...WITH SIX-SIX-BETWEEN HIS HORNS!

Banned for being here as long as Xavier and only having 2,416 posts.