I like this guy, and i don't know who he is! ^

*Puts on special protection list*

What's with pride of virginity, anyway? Is it a way for virgins to feel speshill? PWN3D

[/hijack]

Yes, yes, with the wank... Erm, when was the age you started masturbating? (We know you do, you evil, filthy little bastard you.)

ROFFLE.

"Been kickin' up a storm, from the day that I was born". (Been solitary orgasming for as long as I can remember) :p

I don't know, it's the facts that you're not being sexually conformist (I am going to be killed), although it was conformist to be virgin back then. Interesting how the times have changd. I'm not saying that I think all of you are conformists, becuase some of you are very deep and made love out of pure love which is probly the best way.

Me, I gonna buy me a hooker!

EDIT: Actually, I think that hookers are gross. Especially the really fat ones, with just layers &layers of fat pouring over their thongs. When the walk, it's like an avalanche of flesh.

Me? I'm gonna BE a hooker... (read: a Jiggy)

Hee, it depends on the person. Some, like me, find it to be something special to wait on the right person for as a sign of love and whatnot. Then, of course, there's religious influence, etc...

Okay, seriously, who cares if this thread gets a bit off track?

Not me. Encourage Luke to rename it to something more general.

Or, I'll do it. I'm such an idiot. :p

Coming from sorta an adult here, it IS something that should wait. I didnt but now that i have that special girl in my life, i wish i had. When you get there you will understand. Yeah, i was one of those that lost mine at 17. Got around a little too. Now that i finally understand the emotional ramifications of it all, i wish i had waited out. AquaAmbi, hold out. Its worth it. All this coming from a guy who has been there.

As for the off topic part? Here's one for ya... Are lesbians still virgins? By definition, losing your virginity involves penetration by a penis. I dont thank a phallic shaped object made of malleable plastic counts as a true penis. What do you think?

I think Ambi has already been there. Did you not notice the IRREVOCABLY STRONG BOND between Searex and herself? :p

There is no real "set" defenition for virginity, I don't think. It pretty much is just classified as vaginal penetration, be it tongue, penis, or otherwise.

Ok Hobo, I can see why you like this guy :P. He's fun! :P


ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG!! Look who's there! It's Havoc! W00t w00t!!!

Ugh... eh right. Why am I even posting here? Like I want to talk about my sexuality O.o. Anyhoo...

Are lesbians still vigins... well... that would depend on wether they had sex with a strap on now wouldn't it?

Nah, J/k. IMO virginity is lost whenever you do a sexual thing with someone of either sex that envolves more then just a hand job...

Hand job... does no count as sex... blowjob/going down... does count as sex. There you have it folks.

Like... why am I posting here again? Someone explain...

ugh I'm drunk... :fuzconf:

Kimon speaks the truth. SeaRex/Luke and I have been together for what will be 3 years in October, and we gave ourselves (such better and more positive connotations with that phrase) to each other about 3/4 of a year ago (um, not counting other activities we enjoyed together before then). But I consider myself to have waited for that right and only person for me. Aww...

Anyway, I agree with Hobo; you are awesome. Please never leave us.

As for this other activities-related to virginity discussion, I think it depends on the individual's perspective. For myself, I've only considered penetration of the penile kind (I had to say it like that. :p) to be the loss of virginity. Anything else is just foreplay.

Awww... Finally, some people love me! I'm gonna tell my beautiful half. She'll never believe me... Makes me tingle inside.

BTW, wear a uniform the next time you and Lukie plan on anything. He always liked it when i wore my uniform... ;}

I would love to add to this debate, so I'm going to disagree with Kimon, and then give Leto some penis penetration to demonstrate the invalidity of Kimon's point, and my agreeing with his point (we can discuss this lengthy shit later, I dunno about you but all yap and no slap makes jack a dull lay am I wrong?).

*gets jiggy with it*

Right, now as you can see ladies and germans, we are both feeling -much- less virgin... in fact the only "virgin" I felt during all of that was the olive oil... but we won't go into that, as I think it has something to do with Super Munch not getting much action lately. o_0

But hey ho, such is life. Anyway, strolling back to the topic, picking it up, dusting it off, and trying not to touch any of the stains, I believe that virginity is definately a matter of what goes in, rather than how much of what amounts to "fooling around" goes on. A tongue, a wang, who cares? It goes in there and it's a form of sex, and it takes sex to break virginity, so yeah, that's my opinion on it, if you've had sex of some kind then you're not a virgin.

I'm high, so please disregard anything if it doesn't make sense.

What is it with you and Leto getting high? I swear if I have another conversation with him while he's cloud 9 I'll send a bullet throught my skull. Not to be offensive...:catslug: sorry, I just have always wanted to use that one.

If you don't stop being stupid Used, I will personally endorse your suicide, by killing you.

Ahh, Dino, stupid is only a point of view. I'm outa this thread before I am sent to Dis.

Back home this is what we called a Morass of Sexual Frustration.

Not sexually frustrated here. My girl'll give me all i want when she's in the mood, and when she isn't in the mood i usually don't want anything anyway.

I don't understand the specialness of virginity. I've been in love with girl for longer than we've been going out, i don't think this realtionship's going to go wrong, but then again no one does really, so i'm proud of my choice. Though under 16 is a bit much i must say, one of my friends lost hers at 11. which despite being from her abuser has screwed her up a fair bit

EDIT:
Jesus christ -
'The various "remedies" against masturbation which were proposed and used from the late 19th to the mid-20th century, ranging from physical restraints to castration, have been called sexual abuse.'

I DO IT! IT'S TRUE!

I fk my hand
I tickle my meat
I choke my weiner
Some other penis stuff

I think I do it too much... who's that!? Grrr...

Let's see... I do it about 9 times a day... WOW!

Rich said
[Ok. *shudders* Right, when someone gets an erection blood flows into their penis and fills up the blood vessels making it get large, ready to do its job. By wanking too much this process happens a lot more often. Veins in cocks get bigger over time due to the pressure invloved in this. So eventually you get large obtrusive veins that stand out all the time. It's quite revolting. Yet still perfectly natural.]

He said quite a while ago but it's defineenentely going in my sig


Back on topic I think it's natural to solve the cravings of a human being.

As long as there in private. OH GOD I CAN'T IMAGION THE IRONY OF MASTURBATING IN PUBLIC!! :)

Some people have a fetish for having sex in public places.

Personally I'd never have sex in a public place. I always have sex in warm places, so in bed (or on a sofa;)) is the best place for me.

My girlfriend has fun with herself alot when I'm not around haha....... don't tell her I said that she would kill me!!!

So basically she likes to play with herself when you're not around but doesn't if you're there. Maybe she's dropping hints. Maybe it's her way of saying 'you can't satisfy me, so I have to finger myself.'

Uhm... Yea, I don't think thats by definition a GOOD thing...

It's just something guys can do for pleasure. Does it really matter if they do it or not? A lot of guys would be embarassed about it, I imagine. I know if some random guy asked me if I wanked, the last thing I would do is give him a serious answer.

*Nods in agreement*

*Nods in agreement*

Yes. Somewhere warm and comfy is good. So. Your bed or mine? ;)

Firstly, this is bad. Get in there yourself, be it penis, hand, tongue or any other part of your body. Secondly, how the fook am I going to tell her, Idiot. I know neither you or her. (I know you were joking, but the joke was sufficiently bad enough to annoy me.)

Neither darling. Used is ordering us a custom-made superbed ;). Until then I guess it'll be the normal bed. Or the table. Or the sofa. Or the counter...

*Seductive voice* Whatever you like wherever you want it honey :p.

Velvet or satin?

Now to discuss the matter of what room to put it in...

Do any of you use sex toys or anythang like that? I heard some naughty (but hotty!) female executives use them in boring boardmeetings.

And what is your opinion on hookah's? Gross...

At the risk of being given a caution for going offtopic; don't you just love nodding to the music you're listening to in say, your headphones, when someone's asking a question and would preferably want a "yes"? And even though they think they've just been given one, you were actually just nodding to the rythem... So that later when they ask about it you can just say "I was nodding to the rythem of the music, and couldn't hear a fucking word you were saying". :D

*raises hand in a Dipstikk-type way*

ooooooo! Me! Me!

*takes deep breath to answer*

I'm 13 for god's sake! You think I actually would!?


...yes

It's very, very seldom that I jerk off. Something like once every six months. But then I have a woman to spill my filthy seed in so I guess I don't count.

Why wouldn't you give someone an answer? My answer is an utterly deadpanned "Twice a day".

Twice a day!
I'm not saying it's wrong to do it, but twice a day!
Isn't that a little much?

Well, actually for me, whenever I can get away with it

i.e. the shower, when nobody is home, etc.

It kinda relieves some tension, because most of the girls at school wear the craziest clothes ;)

Dito, but even when peeps are at home. Thank god for bathrooms and locks!

Wow, this thread lives after 4 months inactivity(!)

I haven't changed, I still jack off, but now to thoughts of my girlfriend.

How very loyal of you. Surely masturbation should be the one time a man is free to stretch his imagination?

I call it Imasturnation!

I still think that's kinda sweet. :)

- Rexy

It's the ONLY time a man can do that. If you do it at any other times, you get a whack in the head by your girl :P.

Havoc, you have got to stop doing that while other people are present. I would have whacked you, too. And noooooo. Not in that way. Sicko.