http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://www.oddworld.com/

An ekzample of a gizoogled site ma nizzle.

......And a cool song. http://media.epitaph.com/epicenter/c...9/234/3107.mp3

big bro boogie is like a normal key-ring, but it sticks to the ceiling like a gecko.

Majic is a newly-discovered breed of fish that stretches to twice its original size and removes stubborn stains.

T-nex is a sock that can be assembled from common household parts, smells a bit funny and loves children.

Couldn't resist.:D

"General Dripikk
General Dripikk is like a normal robot, but it emits a constant high-frequency whine.":lol:

"Job
Job is a burglar alarm that works upside-down, never gets tired and looks like a fish."???

"Game
Game is a cardboard box that detects explosives!" :D I want one!

"Rent
Rent is a false moustache that cannot be removed from your house! It communicates via Instant Messenger and comes with its own storage kennel." O.o

"Kid
Kid is a scooter! It hovers!" Sounds intresting....

Alcar
Alcar is a hearing aid that has no moving parts! It cannot be moved and feeds your pets.

George Bush
George Bush is a shirt button that hovers three feet from the ground, keeps your breath fresh for up to twenty-four hours and cuts through stone as if it were butter.

A monkey
A monkey is a contact lens that tracks its position with GPS and is unbreakable.

Oprah Winfrey
Oprah Winfrey is a suppository that stays sharp forever!

A bum
A bum is an alcoholic drink! It dissolves dirt!

Morning
Morning is a bathtub that plays Sokoban! It kills weeds down to the root.

Afternoon
Afternoon is like a normal bicycle, but it speaks randomly-generated sentences.

Evening
Evening is a T-shirt that helps around the home and plays light music.

Night
Night is a suppository that cannot be removed from your house!

Credit card
Credit card is like a normal piece of string, but it can play the trumpet.

Super Munch
Super Munch is like a normal pair of trousers, but it pushes things down staircases.
:D Hehe,

1.) Kimon
Kimon is a razor that moulds to fit its user, floats in water and will not work outside of the UK.

2.) Jesus
Jesus is a dog collar that can communicate with your milk carton, scans its user's fingerprints and can light cigarettes.

3.) Cranberry
Cranberry is a hammer! It can bring down an elephant!

4.) Matt
Matt is a skateboard that lasts for up to a week! It speaks randomly-generated sentences and can communicate with your wireless network device.

5.) Absurd
Absurd is a DVD player that sounds better than it looks, remembers all of its past actions and has velcro pads on the side.


I'm L0Ling right now. Numer 3 is the best. :D

Haha! Apparently I'm similar to a penis!

Very politically hilarious.

That Jihao*Joe looks like it's actually sold! :)

Origins:

Paris Hilton: A whore-or house. Not a horror house.

George Bush: A decent backwater farm town full of all those good Christian folk.

Dr. Phil: Oprah Winfreys pocketbook.

Dick Cheney: Hell

Back Street Boys: the back street of course!

Did you make those up?

Well, I guess you could say that. Yeah, I actually did make those up.

Well done, that was indeed stupid shit.

Thank you. My work here is done. :)

http://www.anagramgenius.com/server.html

Check it out. Fun to be had!

Axl Rose = Oral Sex

Your mom = Yum room!

Pink Floyd = Dinky Flop

Push me off a cliff = Lump off fish face

'YOUR MOM LOL'
anagrams to
'Mum lory loo.'
British people invented the your mom jokes, I HAVE EVIDENCE!

'Heart Rich's Mod Position'
anagrams to
'To disharmonic trophies.'

'Thank God Stingbee is gone.'
anagrams to
'Bonniest king to eggheads.'

'I heard Dagoth Ur is a cunt.'
anagrams to
'Truth arousing acid-head.'

'Yay for Kimon'
anagrams to
'OK! My! On fairy.'

'Jesus Hates You!'
anagrams to
'Just, easy house.'

'Dino's High.'
anagrams to
'Hid in hogs.'

'OMG LIEK PWNZORS'
anagrams to
'Prize monk glows.'

'I have Cancer?'
anagrams to
'Anarchic eve.'

Mmmmm.... cancer. :)

Lol!

Say Super Munch, is that Molko's eye in your avatar?

I want to be a mod = I'm wanted taboo

No, my eye. OMG LIEK KEWL

'WTF OMG IMO'
anagrams to
'Fog omit mw.'

Just one last one for my brother Jim... :D:D:D:D

'Jim's ass'
anagrams to
'Jim's ass.'

True story. XD

'I hate myself'
anagrams to
'Seemly faith.' (Whoa, creepy thing.)

'I hate my life'
anagrams to
'I am hefty lie.' (No, I'm no lie.)

'I hate living'
anagrams to
'I hating evil.' (Ah, so true.)

'Why should I live?'
anagrams to
'Why! Devious hill.' (yeh... Blame the Hill.)

'Blame Bush!'
anagrams to
'Shame bulb.' (We know he should shame himself.)

'I'm not totally suicidal.'
anagrams to
'Militant as to cloudily.' (How does that thing know my dad was- forget it.)

And to finish it:
'I never liked guns.'
anagrams to
'Unlike deserving.' (Ok, so Stranger not only likes colouring, he likes deserving too.)

Suck it now = stuck wino

Feel my wang = mangey flew

Dino is my everything = Stymying divine hero :lol:

Racoon bollocks = crook local snob

'Never Mind The Bollocks'
anagrams to
'Shock nobler devilment.'



'DIPSTIKK LIKES SCAT'
anagrams to
'Spikiest dick talks.'

:p Sorry ol' Dippy.

"RuptureFarms is a bathtub that has adverts on the side! It squeaks."

Well, you learn something new every day! ;)

RuptureFarms anagrams to "Up smarter fur."

Quit fooling, turn off the 'appear offline' thing in your profile ;)

I'll up your smarter fur!

Holy crap. I'm gonna get my new band name through the anagram thingy!

'Sweet Band'
anagrams to
'Waste bend.'

'Rock Starz'
anagrams to
'Cork tzars.'

'We rock'
anagrams to
'OK crew.'

'The Rock Stars'
anagrams to
'Tart shockers.'

'Usns Are great'
anagrams to
'Earnest sugar.'

YES!!! Those are teh CoOL!

'We\'re Sweet'
anagrams to
'Were sweet.'

Tsk, tsk.

Keh heh heh, whoops! :p
Seriously, though, I had it on before because of how little I was doing here, just RPing.
Anyway, I don't know whether you'll see this, Splat, but I thought this was pretty funny, even a little (very very little) bit true:
"Stivik is a DVD player that sounds better than it looks, remembers all of its past actions and has velcro pads on the side."

http://www.tashian.com/multibabel/

This is great fun. Explore the hilarious results of perfectly normal English phrases translated back and forth between several different languages (check "Include Chinese, Japanese, and Korean", it makes the results much better). I'll post some of mine soon.

Cao ni zu zong shi ba dai

http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp
Here is one that let's you talk like like a gangsta.

Heh.

I started with this:

So I said, "What's up with that? For real?"

And ended up with this:

Thus my that and, " What do you have says? Truth? Because of the"

I started with this:
Enter English Text and "Babelize" it:
And ended with this:
Text of English thymus and " Babelize" Insertions; That:

hehehe.

Lol. Ebonics. How racist.

Anagrams

Put a cap in yo' ass = A Piano Pussy-cat

System of a down = Softy dames now

Yo Yo Yo I'm a gangsta yo = Ya! Oy! Agony toys amigo

I'm a straight up G = I am star thug pig

My rhymes are bad = barmy, mad heresy

Gangsta things generate good anagrams!

Heehee! Just saw that... Hmmz, the ironing board part is a crack at my small-chestedness! I know it is! *Shakes fist*

Yes, I'm such a happy homemaker with all displayin' the pr0n and slicin' the veggies.

Now for the only anagram I could make worth posting, dedicated to Luke:
Searex is teh hawt = Raw, heathiest sex.

...heathiest?

Lol. I think that the anagram generator makes up words.

What is heathiest? = Hesitate hash wit.

The ironing board is a symbol representing the stereotype model housewives of the 1950s. It's complimenting you on your domestic skills.

Translator stuff:

"I like sexy butts" translated to "Esteem the delicious extremities."
"There was a farmer. He had a dog. The dog's name was Bingo." translated to "With the cosechador. Certain dog in him. The name of the dog is the game of the fruit of the main computer."

Great fun.

No worries; I was only kidding, anyway, Rob.

I can blow bubbles with my spit! = Chubbily twistable wimp snob! (What a great insult!)

Uhhh huh.

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com

To move away from the translator/anagram/whatnot stuff, I bring you one of the most hilarious (usually) online comics I've ever come across. The guy probably takes five minutes total to "write", "illustrate", and upload each one, but the results are astoundingly funny. Especially if you're American.

Yeah that site is hit-or-miss. It can be hysterical, but most of the comics are just weird for weird's sake.

Indeed. Normally I value weirdness like that, but sometimes his comics are just insane. Like his obsession with Bigfoot... I don't know what the fudge is up with that.

EDIT: That link's been posted before, Dino. This highly noticeable message has been brought to you by the wonders of HTML.