...exclaimed, rather loudly, "Please don't kill me 'til I'm dead! I have easter eggs for you!". And so happened the first Easter, which we still celebrate today. The Chicken legacy was passed down through generations, and...
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...the story was fried so the giant duveaux could eat it, so that...
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... he never tried to hide any eggs. But if he finds any he'll inmedeately soil them next to the... |
...horse head in his bed. And in an instant, an egg is hid in an obvious place! :eek: So he knew what to do. And this was...
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...boring so he decided to hold up a donut shop for fun. He held up a gun to someones head and pulled the trigger...and out came confeti, so then...
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...He said "f*ck you, I'm going to bed"...
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...and the next morning, he pulled out a panguin from his dresser and used to...
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...go sliding on the sidewalk. The panguin kicked him in the shins and left. Then... |
... he saw a gian balloon which...
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... definately looked like a really rich and famous...
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...and some scam artists made it rich and famous, but, got arrested for...
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...farting on a bench, in section, B4, it clearly states that...
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... god had declared: Thou shalt not fart on a bench! And if thou is planning to make a real rich and famous look-alike-balloon thou shallt be arrested. So They went into jail. Inmediately they planned to...
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...beg for mercy of the jury. The jury wasn't that merciful, they threw them in the longing room where..
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...he soiled himself with much ecstacy. The room smelled horrible after this, and the janitor had to...
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...clean up poo for the rest of the year. he then did the Mack daddy and...
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...and his dog found something, it was a...
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...picture of his old dog and his new dog got mad and....
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... urinated in his own mouth. It was about that time that the dog realized he had a large cancerous lump on his...
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... p*ck*r, so he lost his leg that he didnt do, and...
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...he lost his eyeball from his socket, then he...
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...ate it, he thoght it was delicous, so he ate the other one too, and he...
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...got sick and barfed in a tube. When his owner went down the tube looking for him, he landed in a pile of stinky dog barf, he then said...
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...i landed in a pile of stinky dog barf, he then said...
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...YUM! Tastes likes chicken! then he...
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...threw a rock at the dog, the dog fell into the tube, it was actally a meat grinder, so...
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...they all had dog meat rinds for the next three thousand years. They then started a new religion, titled...
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...Yo-yo land! where they all...
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... Lived happely, untill they start realising that they didn't start a region, but a religion. Realising this they decided that they...
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...must sacrifice one person in their tribe and...
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...they did! the sacrifice was pleased cuz...
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...they thought it was fun and they did it as a hobbie, then...
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It got too boring for them so they thought up a new hobbie, it was...
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juggling knifes! They started juggling guns too! But someone accidently pulled the trigger and...
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...shot someone not very important and then Mr.Freeman got his REVENGE!!!!!!! and then...
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...the local scardey cats screamed, 'NOT MR. FREEMAN! AGAIN!'. Once he had his revenge, he returned to the sacred well, and...
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...he had another lunchable again, but now it was those CHIcKEN DUNKS!!! He then...
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Had a bad case of the craps to treat this he...
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...changed it to the bad case of measle, to treat THIS he...
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...had to find the almighty raisin, and...
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