Chicken nachos.

I just ate a used tampon. Anyone want to see photos?

do it faggot

A case of mudokon pops.

Harharhar

nothing because i HAVE NOTHING TO FUCKING EAT

Quickly, learn the ways of the dark magics to materialize an entire meal before you and dine like royalty.

Just brush your teeth.

Condoned by Anorexics.

fuck you guys, i'll drink mouthwash.

EDIT: shit, alcohol free. can you fucking believe that?

Don't. Last time I did that I was sick for days, felt like I was going to die. Fucking Listerine, man.

i've guzzled worse.

cue the gay jokes

How dare you call me a joke?!



I just ate 2x fried egg in a wrap, with grated cheese, avocado, red capsicum, red onion, and mixed lettuce. I also ate a couple of grains of wild rice, but that was just to test whether it was cooked. It was.

Home made Rogan Josh.
>Cause my name's Josh, get it?

I have my mouth around some pussy....

Tastes nice and makes feel like superman.

Www.pussydrinks.com

Pizza...pizza everywhere

I was really hungry this morning and all we have are marshmallow bunnies and potatos. In an attempt to preserve these hearty meals for the rest of the week, I decided I would try out the brushing my teeth thing that is apparently recommended by anorexic girls.

Vyrien those ladies are liars I just got hungrier and almost ate the fucking tube of toothpaste

I settled for eating all of the marshmallow bunnies and potatos and starving until food becomes available again on Saturday.

Sorry, it probably doesn't work if you aren't literally about to die from starvation.

Minge.

everyone in this thread has already raped that joke about a dozen times over. each. including myself.

so GET SOME NEW MATERIAL

Minge.

everyone in this thread has already raped that joke about a dozen times over. each. including myself.

so GET SOME NEW MATERIAL

A fucking huge pizza pie:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ps3985be51.jpg

Got a dinner with friends and man, this pizza was delicious!