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Strike Witch 04-22-2011 08:03 AM

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I can inform you that Chris can perform very well :D He lasts after numerous ejaculations.

Aha, scientific proof he's just a big girl.

gishygleb 04-22-2011 09:15 AM

Chris is a woman?

Sekto Springs 04-22-2011 09:20 AM

You guys are just trying to get me to post pictures of my penis.

gishygleb 04-22-2011 09:24 AM

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You guys are just trying to get me to post pictures of my penis.

Freak! There are alot of the same pictures and videos in Internet.:fuzmad:

STM 04-22-2011 09:29 AM

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Ben Elton suggested (in Blast From The Past) that smoking after sex was a habit formed in order to avoid awkward smalltalk after sex. Seems logical to me.

Because who wants to talk to their gf after a pounding right?

Emesdee 04-22-2011 10:04 AM

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Because who wants to talk to their gf after a pounding right?

One night stands.

JennyGenesis 04-22-2011 10:06 AM

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Because who wants to talk to their gf after a pounding right?

(replacing girlfriend with boyfriend)

*puts hand up*

Wings of Fire 04-22-2011 10:13 AM

I stayed up for hours after sex to talk even when I did have a one night stand. And earlier with my boyfriend I stayed up pretty much all night.

JennyGenesis 04-22-2011 11:27 AM

I've only ever had 1 one night stand. It was awful. I was straight outa the house as soon as it was over. The only time I've ever had sex and wanted it to be over quickly and wanting to be elsewhere.

EDIT:It isn't the only time in my life I've had sex just to clear things up

Sekto Springs 04-22-2011 11:40 AM

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Freak! There are alot of the same pictures and videos in Internet.:fuzmad:

Mine's better.

JennyGenesis 04-22-2011 11:46 AM

I'm sure you would satisfy many of us if you did it.

Sekto Springs 04-22-2011 12:16 PM

I would. Joe can vouch for how much I want to show off my penis. Maybe I should hold a poll.

Bullet Magnet 04-22-2011 12:33 PM

Is it particularly unusual for hominids? If it has a flattened end for scooping out the semen of rival males, for instance, then I am interested in seeing it. Or has a bone to serve the function of erectile tissue, as with most mammals?

Dixanadu 04-22-2011 01:09 PM

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Because who wants to talk to their gf after a pounding right?

I did. Pillow talk is nice.

STM 04-22-2011 01:18 PM

So lonely right Dixy.

JennyGenesis 04-22-2011 02:06 PM

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I would. Joe can vouch for how much I want to show off my penis. Maybe I should hold a poll.

Why do I get the feeling Photoshop would be involed?

Pilot 04-22-2011 02:09 PM

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Maybe I should hold a poll.

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Why do I get the feeling Photoshop would be involed?

I would be honored to photoshop Chris holding his poll.

Wings of Fire 04-22-2011 02:12 PM

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I've only ever had 1 one night stand. It was awful. I was straight outa the house as soon as it was over. The only time I've ever had sex and wanted it to be over quickly and wanting to be elsewhere.

Mine was at a university field trip. It was exciting, tender and guiltless.

JennyGenesis 04-22-2011 02:14 PM

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I would. Joe can vouch for how much I want to show off my penis. Maybe I should hold a poll.

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Why do I get the feeling Photoshop would be involed?

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I would be honored to photoshop Chris holding his poll.

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Why do I get the feeling Photoshop would be involed?

This was in response to

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Joe can vouch for how much I want to show off my penis.


Wings of Fire 04-22-2011 02:16 PM

I don't think Pilot cares.

Nate 04-22-2011 06:18 PM

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Mine was at a university field trip. It was exciting, tender and guiltless.

It's not a one night stand if it's someone you remain in friendly contact with afterwards.

Wings of Fire 04-22-2011 07:13 PM

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It's not a one night stand if it's someone you remain in friendly contact with afterwards.

What on earth is that? A friend with benefit singular?

MarsMudoken 04-22-2011 07:25 PM

So, you guys made a thread like this,
ain't this subject a popular medium.
And though this would surprise anyone else,
I can't help but feel you're falling into tedium.

Wings of Fire 04-22-2011 08:14 PM

Shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up
Nobody likes you
Go and die

Mine rolls off the tongue better.

gishygleb 04-22-2011 09:43 PM

Bla-bla-bla(it isn't flood).
Somebody told that there wouldn't be fetish.

Nate 04-22-2011 09:58 PM

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What on earth is that? A friend with benefit singular?

A fling.

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Bla-bla-bla(it isn't flood).
Somebody told that there wouldn't be fetish.

That someone was you. If you don't like this thread, don't read it.

gishygleb 04-22-2011 10:00 PM

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That someone was you. If you don't like this thread, don't read it.

That someone was 3 people.

Strike Witch 04-22-2011 10:33 PM

So a one-night stand is just, let's fuck, that's it, show's over?



gishygleb 04-22-2011 10:36 PM

Hentai, yaoi or yuri?

Nate 04-22-2011 11:26 PM

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That someone was 3 people.

No, it was only you. And even if anyone else had requested a moratorium of fetishes, they wouldn't still be complaining. Because the rest of our members are mature enough to simply avoid things they don't like.

Like I said, if you don't like this thread, don't post in it.