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STM 12-14-2010 08:01 AM

Even if the rape allegations are false...he is still a menace to the safety and peace of the entire world.

MeechMunchie 12-14-2010 08:06 AM

I don't like safety and peace of having an oversecretive government being menaced. I'm glad STM's on my side, he'll protect me.

STM 12-14-2010 08:08 AM

I will MM, I will always stand by you! Forever and ever, even more than MA

Manco 12-14-2010 08:59 AM

No, don't you see?

He means that without WikiLeaks we'll be safe from the government!

i so hope that's what he means

STM 12-14-2010 09:02 AM

Oh, yeh that's sorta what I think too. Damn INGSOC Conservatives

Bullet Magnet 12-14-2010 11:54 AM

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Even if the rape allegations are false...he is still a menace to the safety and peace of the entire world.

Our governments, corporations and special interest groups have got the whole "menace" thing down already.

It has been said that morality is what you do when you think nobody's watching, and our governments have been unsupervised for far too long.

OANST 12-14-2010 11:59 AM

But then who supervises the supervisors?

Oh, the jobs people work at!
Out west, near Hawtch-Hawtch,
there’s a Hawtch-Hawtcher Bee-Watcher.
His job is to watch…
is to keep both his eyes on the lazy town bee.
A bee that is watched will work harder, you see.

Well…he watched and he watched.
But, in spite of his watch,
that bee didn’t work any harder. Not Mawtch.

So somebody said,
“Our old-bee-watching man
just isn’t bee-watching as hard as he can.
He ought to be watched by another Hawtch-Hawtcher!
The thing that we need
is a Bee-Watcher-Watcher!”

WELL…

The Bee-Watcher-Watcher watched the Bee-Watcher.
He didn’t watch well. So another Hawtch-Hawtcher
had to come in as a Watch-Watcher-Watcher!
And today all the Hawtchers who live in Hawtch-Hawtch
are watching on Watch-Watcher-Watchering-Watch,
Watch-Watching the Watcher who’s watching the bee.
You’re not a Hawtch-Watcher. You’re lucky, you see!

STM 12-14-2010 12:08 PM

I'm a apiarist...did you write this just for me OANST? You little grotesque thing you.

OANST 12-14-2010 12:20 PM

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did you write this just for me OANST?

No, but Dr. Seuss did.

STM 12-14-2010 12:24 PM

...oh you quoted.

T-nex 12-14-2010 12:52 PM

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But then who supervises the supervisors?

Oh, the jobs people work at!
Out west, near Hawtch-Hawtch,
there’s a Hawtch-Hawtcher Bee-Watcher.
His job is to watch…
is to keep both his eyes on the lazy town bee.
A bee that is watched will work harder, you see.

Well…he watched and he watched.
But, in spite of his watch,
that bee didn’t work any harder. Not Mawtch.

So somebody said,
“Our old-bee-watching man
just isn’t bee-watching as hard as he can.
He ought to be watched by another Hawtch-Hawtcher!
The thing that we need
is a Bee-Watcher-Watcher!”

WELL…

The Bee-Watcher-Watcher watched the Bee-Watcher.
He didn’t watch well. So another Hawtch-Hawtcher
had to come in as a Watch-Watcher-Watcher!
And today all the Hawtchers who live in Hawtch-Hawtch
are watching on Watch-Watcher-Watchering-Watch,
Watch-Watching the Watcher who’s watching the bee.
You’re not a Hawtch-Watcher. You’re lucky, you see!


My head literally exploded upon reading this... And yes I mean literally. I must now pick up the remaining pieces and glue my head back together.

Bullet Magnet 12-14-2010 01:09 PM

A two party part-time loop is the clear solution. People and government.

OANST 12-14-2010 01:10 PM

Don't look too deeply into it. I just like finding excuses to post Dr. Seuss.

MeechMunchie 12-14-2010 01:29 PM

Making excuses? Why that reminds me of a story called The Lorax...

Nemo 12-17-2010 06:09 PM

Hey guys remember when this thread was about Wikileaks

Daxter King 12-17-2010 06:23 PM

Just like how Christmas used to be about Christ, but them danged atheists took that too.

Nate 12-17-2010 10:09 PM

You mean how Christmas used to be about Mithras before those damn Christians took that, right?

Mac Sirloin 12-17-2010 10:25 PM

Nope, I'm pretty sure it was them atheists.

Manco 12-18-2010 02:00 AM

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Hey guys remember when this thread was about Wikileaks

Wikiwhat?

T-nex 12-18-2010 02:59 AM

Ok guys, Please keep this thread on topic from now on, or let it die if you feel there's no more juice in it.

Anything that's not related will be deleted I guess X_x


Anyway, so How's that Assange dood doing?

OddjobAbe 12-18-2010 06:05 AM

Granted bail.

Manco 12-18-2010 07:12 AM

I saw him being interviewed on the news last night. With a name like "Assange" I didn't expect him to have an Australian accent.

OANST 12-28-2010 07:21 AM

Confidential reports from FBI agents to the Bureau, intercepted by Wikileeks
(Welsh Information Kontrol Institute):

As instructed, trained Subject 443 with machine gun and live ammo and got him worked up to enter his fourth-grade classroom with dud gun we have provided to quote “kill my asshole teacher and all them asshole kids what are always laughing at me,” however am requesting further review of this project in view of fact that Subject 443 although of part Muslim ancestry may be undesirable subject for media attention due to fair complexion, blond hair, blue eyes, and Anglo-Saxon-sounding name. Please advise.
— 003

Have attempted to carry out Project Egregious as instructed, but have failed to implement suggestions that the subjects carry out jihad against vile American infidels at their work place, possibly because languages spoken by subjects appear to be Zulu and English and I deliver the suggestions as instructed in Pakistani. Subjects appear uninterested and at times irritated. Will continue making suggestions until I receive further instructions. Please advise.
— 774.0

Urgent. Subject 088 has turned me in to local police force as “would-be terrorist,” accusing me of plotting to blow up City Hall, which is what I was encouraging him to do with a fake bomb, unfortunately I was instructing him in detonation practice with small real bombs which are now in his possession. Local officials of county jail where I am incarcerated refuse to listen to me, describing my i.d. as “easily faked” and making remarks such as “Yeah we know how you A-rabs love the USA” and “Tell that to your fucking terrorist pals, wog.” Please advise at earliest opportunity.
— .63

STM 12-28-2010 08:14 AM

Is this all real? Not just speculation actually confirmed? WTF!

OANST 12-28-2010 09:43 AM

Oh, yes. This is deadly serious.

STM 12-29-2010 08:03 AM

Deary me...but how does wiki leaks get this information in the first place???

OANST 12-29-2010 08:05 AM

Rape and murder.

STM 12-29-2010 08:23 AM

That explains it.

Bullet Magnet 12-29-2010 09:04 AM

Don't forget their team of telepaths, and their genius hacker who calls himself "Rat".

OANST 12-29-2010 09:27 AM

Them too.