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AlienMagi 04-04-2010 02:08 PM

I thought he had a hot-dog

Havoc 04-04-2010 03:16 PM

http://adysys.com/hu/wp-content/uplo...tard-small.jpg

big bro slig #1 04-04-2010 05:00 PM

http://www.bestblo.com/cartimages/product/SE052122.jpg

This but it's blue. Not really the best since I'm a guy, but it works good enough.

Nate 04-04-2010 06:31 PM

I don't get how it works on either a guy or a girl.

Also, I call 'Shenanigans' on WoF's pussy. It's clearly been photoshopped.

Ridg3 04-05-2010 05:47 AM

http://www.bondara.co.uk/data/images/4168/medium.jpg

A very discreet vibrator indeed.

Oh, for a mutli-use option...

http://www.reviewburn.com/wp-content...Toothbrush.jpg

Havoc 04-05-2010 06:27 AM

That toothbrush thing is still disgusting no matter what anyone else says.

MeechMunchie 04-05-2010 07:39 AM

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Also, I call 'Shenanigans' on WoF's pussy. It's clearly been photoshopped.

I've missed a lot, so bear with me:

The cat is mine, pulling a genuine suggestive expression. It is not the first time I have posted that photo.

If this is some obscure joke, I apologise. Coach lag + week of absence = :fuzconf:

Havoc 04-05-2010 08:28 AM

http://www.fallen-legion.eu/news/dat...leFacePalm.jpg

MeechMunchie 04-05-2010 08:35 AM

Oh no, looks like I just got a righteous beating of my masculinity. Will my reputation ever recover?

Wings of Fire 04-05-2010 08:36 AM

At least you don't have a pussy.

MeechMunchie 04-05-2010 08:38 AM

Actually, Max pointed out a while back in one of my blogs that I did.

Wings of Fire 04-05-2010 08:43 AM

We should be lesbians.

Havoc 04-05-2010 10:33 AM

Can I tape you guys? I'm sure there are people somewhere who would pay big bucks for stuff like that.

Josh 04-05-2010 10:43 AM

We only have one cup, but i'm sure you two could share.


And thats how it happend.

AlienMagi 04-06-2010 03:47 AM

I think we're forgetting the topic here. And Josh, do we have to get that gross?

Josh 04-06-2010 04:04 AM

Well, they did use the thing like a toy... I guess that makes me the most on-topic here

MA 04-06-2010 04:55 AM

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I think we're forgetting the topic here. And Josh, do we have to get that gross?

get the cock out of your mouth.

Nemo 04-07-2010 01:11 AM

There's a vibrating cock-ring that activates when you get a phonecall.


WAT

Nate 04-07-2010 01:12 AM

But when I have to find and answer the phone it's the worst time to be turned on!

Nemo 04-07-2010 01:25 AM

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But when I have to find and answer the phone it's the worst time to be turned on!

It stays on for the duration of the call, too.


I am so glad my mother never calls me.

enchilado 04-07-2010 03:25 AM

http://www.metalpleasures.com/shop/images/113702.jpg

Nate 04-07-2010 05:30 AM

I find that one rather aesthetically pleasing, but anally painful (at least in my imagination).

MeechMunchie 04-07-2010 09:46 AM

I just made a penis out of Geomag. Hooray for science, everyone!

Pilot 04-07-2010 04:59 PM

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(at least in my imagination)

Your anal imagination.

Wings of Fire 04-29-2010 05:04 AM

http://images3.jlist.com/g5/mikuty_d29.jpg

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From Japan comes this powerful but enjoyable novelty hole toy item focusing on wild sex parody of the vocaloid Miku Hatsune. Lovingly named Future Looid Mikuty, this onahole is a total 19 cm (7 inches) thats made of a life like soft texture the simulate the real thing. It can be filled to the brim with lotion (1 pack included) and washed for multiple uses. Perfect for gag gifts to embarrass your friends (with a good sense of humor). Great for fans of Tenga products as well. A totally unique and fun novelty item that's made in Japan!
http://www.jlist.com/PRODUCT/OMO324

Nate 04-29-2010 05:53 AM

What the hell is an 'onahole'?

Wings of Fire 04-29-2010 05:59 AM

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What the hell is an 'onahole'?



This I think.

scrabface 04-29-2010 03:46 PM

'The Future Of Masturbation' lol

I would have called it

'The Answer To Evolution'

MA 05-01-2010 05:20 AM

i would have called it your mother.

Nemo 05-07-2010 10:22 PM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._openphoto.jpg

You have to be careful, though.

Too many means a time-release ice cold enema.