I don't understand the women phobia of cameras, every picture of me ends up looking like this:

http://photos-a.ll.facebook.com/phot...64688_1446.jpg

And I don't run from them. That said, you appear to have no reason to run from them anyway.

It appears to be instilled in us even before birth. Pregnant women go for routine ultrasound examinations and if the baby is female then she will invariably try to hide as much of her partially-formed facial features as possible behind the umbilical cord.

If, however, women are caught on camera (especially people like me), the second before the photo is taken their faces contort into what looks like an expression of disgust/bewilderment, and their eyes half-close to give the distinct look of inebriation. I don't drink but I always look drunk in photos.

I do drink. And look drunk in photos.

Coincidence?

... probably not.

What you should do when you're drunk is wear very dark glasses and prop yourself up against the nearest table. Then when people take photos you'll just seem 'cool' instead of 'drunk'. The idea's stupid enough to work, I tell ya!

Dark glasses? Remaining close to firmly place objects?

Everyone'll think I'm blind.

So? If anything you might get some pity sex.

Or you may suddenly be able to play piano..

Weird, like every girl I know shoves as much of themselves into a picture as they can possibly fit on every occasion.

Me too.

It's the guys who avoid the cameras.

For some reason, every time a camera comes out I'm wearing the same damn orange t-shirt.

Stop wearing it. Take it off right now.

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c3...INAGENAGEn.jpg

Me after some surgery I had.

Hopefully there'll be more to come at the weekend. But without the enlarged chin.

Okay, new rule for this thread: Photos must be a clean and clearly visible shot of the person. Anything that distorts or disfigures the picture (any more than a simple filter) is not allowed.

Objection.
I don't see how it affects anyone badly.

Right, but the stupid shit thread or whatever exists for that kind of stuff.

is not real world

Di, my goodness. The nose ring, the beard, the helmet...

I'll post a recent picture of me soon.

He's like a viking.

Am I large enough to be a viking?

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...9bb69bd4bc.jpg

How old were you when you took the photo of your avatar?

Is that Tom Baker?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nevermind. You're too Mediterranean.

http://i42.tinypic.com/1z70ow4.jpg

Me on New Year's eve :D

Nineteen or twenty, I think.

And now how old are you?

I've got some pictures.
I'm taller now, not really thin, but I lost some weight for sure.
Low Q Pic 1:

I look awkward even when I take my own pictures.
MOMENTS LATER:

Brood brood, grim grim.

Taken, MMMMMMMMMMMOMENTS ago. Yeah, it's forced.

That's my shower behind me. I have to stoop a bit.

Also, my video camera, tu-dah!

But wait, it gets worse.

This is me. Roughly one and a half-two years ago. I look fuckin' TERRIBLE. I was such an awkward looking fucker I don't even want to talk about it any more.

I didn't lose weight so much as gain some discernible muscle mass and grow a couple inches, but being able to lift heavy shit is cool. Also, my hands are still huge, but not as bad looking.

Okay, time to stop editing, talking about my hands is wher eI cut conversations short. Unless the subject is fisting.

What are you holding?

A bag of milk. Note that the picture is titled "Captain Canada"; if memory serves it was a response to something Hobo said.

I keep looking at it thinking "I would beat the shit out of that kid."

And I would. Back when I was a Metalhair pretentious weeaboo hypocrit douchebag, and a bloody weakling, I would go back in time and beat myself up.