It's Al Gore's Internets.

Al gore is Super Cereal about whats his.

Ooh! Number of Heteros currently at 42!

Awesome.

Only 4 trollsexuals, how disapointing

I'm one of those 4! :D

I was going to pick number seven, but I don't think involuntary celibacy counts.

Irony is for everyone

Umm, sorry to be a pain, but could we please have a definition of the non-obvious if not all of the options, just incase someone doesn't know what it is and is? The poll is not 100% accurate otherwise.
That and I want to know what a trollsexual? Someone from lord of the rings? Serious I have no rational idea.

Heterosexual: Front Entry.
Homosexual: A Rear Entry.
Bisexual: Swings' Both wayz.
Transexual: Flavour Of Teh Month.
Hermaphasexual: Screw ethics, I have Money!
Fetishist: Socks and Duct-Tape.
Celibate: No Entry.
Asexual: No Entrance.
Trollsexual: Matthew9r.

Thanks, lol, well at least you explained most of them, I'm still confused about the last three though.

Celibates can't have sex,
Asexuals don't have sex, (or vice versa)
And Trollsexuals have sex with Forum Trolls.

Ghost, are you a pedophile? Your avatar makes me think so.

No, trollsexuals have sex with each other and themselves, then brag about their sexual prowess to normal people.

Oh ok, thanks! I understand now. Yet I'm still hetro, lol.
Umm Patrick, are you sure you're not a reverse pedophile, whatever that is, judging by your avatar.

More like:
Celibates choose not to have sex
Asexual means no sexual interest at all.
Trollsexual means wanting to have sex with Hobo.

The hell? I can't possibly be a reverse pedophile, I could only be a reverse ephebophile or a homosexual, and even that's impossible, for one can't molest themselves.

Arthur Webley ain't no pedo, he seems to be.. well, let's just say I think his sheep avoid him.

Aw, thanks Patty.

My avatar is Konata. And surprisingly, she's 18.

Why is the result not 100% Trollsexual then?

Lost in Translation?

GO GO GADGET ANON.

I am so, so sorry, but sometimes, JUST sometimes, its necessary for me to be a mook.

I am sure you're alll shocked, please, take it slow.

Is that why you have all those pictures of yourself in a Lil Bo Peep costume? You disgusting little freak.

Oh I am definatly Trollsexual then.




Not!

Oh and Amen to what Old and not so tasty said, well, the "You disgusting little freak" bit anyway.
Jokes!

Oh, and I asume reverse pedophile was well instead of children, the other side of the spectrum.

I like preop trannies. I like em for breakfast, I like em for lunch. I like em for dinner, I like em for brunch. I like em for Caesar, I like em for President. If I had my way I'd make em a permanent resident.

A mixture of Trollsexual, Bisexual, and Hermaphrasexual. :D

http://www.poetrywar.com/Music/Troll.jpg

Keep it on topic people. I'm sick of having to delete your petty infighting.

Why didn't you delete what I put?

Anyway, The Neanderthals are bisexual, so lets follow by example.

like clubbing some person you really like or just clubbing someone if you feel horny and rape them :-)

What is:
Transexual
Hermaphrasexual
Fetishist
Celibate/Asexual
Trollsexual
??????

Transexual: a man who think to be a woman; hermaprhasexual: a guy who has female and male sexual organs; asexual :a guy who hasn't sexual organs: trollsexual: boh, I don't know this sexuality.