Banned for not noticing that I am currently viewing it.

Banned for being the last to read it! Hah!

Banned for saying you are doing two things at once.


Edit: banned for taking my post.

Banned for banning me too late and not editing.

Banned for not noticing I did not notice the post.

Banned for taking advantage of my utterly retarded Internet connection.

banned for making me get up and look for the dictionary to find out what connection means. :p

Banned for being ignorant and not knowing what connection means in the first place. :D
- I shall torture you into insanity by means of my arduous and wholly unexplicable lexicon.

EDIT: Damn you, skillya...

Banned for threatening someone who did not know the meaning of connection.

Banned for making me get off my ass again to fetch the dictionary for sarcasm....

Banned for bringing up sarcasm again.

Banned for gratuitous use of the letter "o".

banned for making me forget what sarcasm means and get the dictionary again. I gonna keep it with me..

edit: banned for making me post too late again..

Banned for needing a dictionary for every post.

Banned for making me die a little inside..

Banned for living in America.

Banned for making fun of my country, even though it is full of inbreds.

Banned for insulting the citizens of this country. Tsk tsk :nonono:

banned for posting too slow..

Banned for using my reason for banning you.

Banned for not knowing that I, too, live in America.

Banned for making me keep posting in this damn thread

Edit: Banned for making me post late and scream out cuss words.. in my grandma's house.

Banned for contributing to this thread while being so ungrateful for its existance.

Banned for using my reason

EDIT: SHIT! Banned for posting too fast.

Banned for me reading your posts in the dark so I slowly lose my vision.

Banned for not turning on a light.

banned for making me thank you for making my post count skyrocket.

Banned for not actually thanking me.

Banned for caring what your post count is.

EDIT: NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo...this thread goes too fasht D:

Banned for keeping this thread alive.

EDIT: I know! You people keep beating me to the punch :(