A. Don't make fun of me, being addicted to Nicateen gum is a serious problem!
Q. Who says that you have to do things your way? |
A: I DO!!!!!:fuzvamp:
Q: Wassupwhichoo? |
A. Everything
Q. Why is the? |
A: The is why?:fuzconf:
Q: If I were evil and all powerful, would you bow to my wishes?!:fuzvamp: |
A: Only if i wanted to.
QQ: Is there anyone who has ever meeted Abe?? |
A. Well, i personally haven't met Abe, but a friend of mine has, I think his name is Munch, or something!:D
Q. Why is you doin' dis? |
A: Because me can't speak good talk.:lol:
Q: What color is red and what number is number 3?:lol: |
A: Red is blue and 3 is 784653693.
Q:Why do bad things happen to good people? |
A: Because Satan hates good people! :devil:
Q: :lol: <------------------ What's he laughing at?! |
at you becuase of your stupidian yokes:D :D :D
:fuzblink: <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< does this guy smells??? |
A. Yes and no and I dunno.
Q. Why is this thread so popular? |
cause im in it:D :D :D
what the @#% are you |
A: Im deaf....what do you expect!!!
Q: Hey! Whats that heavenly smell? |
ALCAR!
whats brown and sticky? |
A: a stick!!
Q: How do dinosaurs mate? |
A: (*Ahem*) "Doggy" style.
Q: Explain the process of the MoonWalk, how does it work? |
A: First you have to grab your crotch, get tons of plastic surgery on your face.....then the last step is to hang a baby out a window. Now you can do the moonwalk!:D
Q: What would you do if you were chosen by aliens to eat all the heels off all the loaves of bread in the world in order to save the human race from a giant bread crust-infesting seaslug from hell?! |
A. I'd just say, "Screw you, do it yourself!" But that's just me!
Q. I wonder what i'll be talking about in 5 minutes? |
A. beef jerky
Q. do you want some candy little girl?:fuzconf: |
A. Why yes! I love candy!
Q. What's the best game ever? |
A: The best game!!
Q: What do you like best? Mr. Beans or beans?? |
A. Beans!
Q. What in the world? |
A: people.
Q: What in the people? |
A. Orgins
Q. What in the orgins? |
A. sweet delicious fecal matter
Q. Would you be upset if I started sending mailbombs to everyones house? |
A: No. I love mailbombs!:fuzgrin: My address is......
Q: What is my address?:fuzconf: |
A. 1234 Killmeplease St. Iwannadie,TH. 62738-2345
Q. Why is that address so deadly? |
A: it's in a cul de sac
Q: what flavor is this kool-aid? |
A: Riboflavin!
Q: What is the meaning of life according to Alf? |
that mods drink tea
what to do? |
A: Eat a big bowl of brown and watch Telletubbies :fuzgrin: Q: :fuzcool: <<<<<<<<< |
>>>>>>>>>:fuzvamp:
if 1 train leaves chicago at 3:00 am and the other leaves new york at 5:00 pm, do you snore? |
Only if you have to transfer to the train heading outta Boston!
How often do you shave your back? |
A: 3 times a day other wise it grows so much i would just turn into back hair. LOL
Q:how often do you have to shave your feet. |
A. 60 times a second
Q. Who shaves their feet? |
1. a hobbit
2. who dosnt shave their feet? |
Hobbits don't shave their feet! YOU LIAR!
A. Me! Q. Why doesn't the world swallow you up when you want it to? |
1. 'cause it isnt hungry.
2. which town is the biggestsmallest in the world? |
A: This one I'm sitting on. Or is it sitting on me? I'm confused.:fuzconf:
Q: If you jump around a weasle factory, will the world be destroyed by toothless monkeys? |
A. No, the world will be destroyed by Platupsses with shotguns if you kick 25 people in a sabertooth tiger factory!
Q. Does this outfit make me look fat?:fuzconf: |