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OANST 06-27-2012 03:47 PM

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That almost makes it okay that Beauty and the Beast was made.

Mr. Bungle 06-27-2012 03:53 PM

http://i.imgur.com/3rJo6.gif

OANST 06-27-2012 03:54 PM

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I turned into a Geography teacher tonight, this conversation started because the person in the conversation sent me a parcel, however, for the address she put "Engeland (sic), Wales". So I tried to explain to her that England and Wales are two different places, damn foreigners!

http://i47.tinypic.com/v7thzt.png
http://i48.tinypic.com/2zi0xgl.png

Try explaining Washington D.C.

JennyGenesis 06-27-2012 04:16 PM

I've never had to, is it really complicated?

Dynamithix 06-27-2012 05:13 PM

Bobby Tortilla.


Mr. Bungle 06-27-2012 05:28 PM

Classic re-imaginings of modern games.

Nate 06-28-2012 12:54 AM

Quadrocopters are cool!
(It starts off slow, but gets better in the second half)


moxco 06-28-2012 04:44 AM

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I turned into a Geography teacher tonight, this conversation started because the person in the conversation sent me a parcel, however, for the address she put "Engeland (sic), Wales". So I tried to explain to her that England and Wales are two different places, damn foreigners!

http://i47.tinypic.com/v7thzt.png
http://i48.tinypic.com/2zi0xgl.png

Actually Great Britain and the UK aren't the same thing. Great Britain is comprised of England, Wales, and Scotland. The UK is a union of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

JennyGenesis 06-28-2012 04:52 AM

Now I feel embarrassed...

Dynamithix 06-28-2012 05:20 AM

Mull that over.

STM 06-28-2012 12:54 PM

http://www.sciencephoto.com/image/37...ed_SEM-SPL.jpg

Plus rep to the first person who works out what this is.

OANST 06-28-2012 12:59 PM

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I've never had to, is it really complicated?

Somewhat, as it is both our nation's capitol, and also not technically part of our nation.

Mac Sirloin 06-28-2012 01:12 PM

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http://www.sciencephoto.com/image/37...ed_SEM-SPL.jpg

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Slug? It's a slug. Slug, right? I'm sure it's a slug. My vote is it's a slug if that isn't clear.

STM 06-28-2012 01:18 PM

Sorry, nope, no slug has hair underneath it, as far as I'm aware.

slig_pants 06-28-2012 01:36 PM

haha, i am new to this forum and I have just had a look at some of the images hehe they are funny

OANST 06-28-2012 02:15 PM

You're banned.

STM 06-28-2012 02:19 PM

Okay you all suck. It's a beenis. Hot right?

scrabface 06-28-2012 02:21 PM

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http://www.sciencephoto.com/image/37...ed_SEM-SPL.jpg

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is it microscopic? looks microscopic

EDIT:
aw no

do another one!

Mac Sirloin 06-28-2012 03:00 PM

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haha, i am new to this forum and I have just had a look at some of the images hehe they are funny

Right? I think you and me will be best friends, we both have great taste.
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Okay you all suck. It's a beenis. Hot right?

So that explains it. Slugs don't usually give me The Vapours so intensely.

I kind of label myself as a big fan of Tim (Heidecker and Eric(Wareheimer). Possibly the biggest that you know. So when they had a this short film air on HBO, and I missed it, I was a wreck. I punched a wall so hard I broke my wall. But now it's free on youtube, and you should watch it forever.

OANST 06-28-2012 03:03 PM

I remember when it was just Tom Goes to the Mayor, and I didn't know what the fuck to think of them.

Mac Sirloin 06-28-2012 03:48 PM

I still don't know what the fuck to think of them.

Mr. Bungle 06-28-2012 05:17 PM

I haven't seen much of their stuff but Tom Goes to the Mayor is absolutely hysterical.

Nate 06-28-2012 06:47 PM

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Okay you all suck. It's a beenis. Hot right?

Sorry, but I'm old and am not 'down' with all the 'lingo' of the 'street'. Is a beenis a bee penis? That's... uhhhh... phat.

Mr. Bungle 06-28-2012 08:34 PM

http://i.imgur.com/w6Ce7.jpg

Us Canadians really know how to show our emotions.

STM 06-29-2012 01:41 AM

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Sorry, but I'm old and am not 'down' with all the 'lingo' of the 'street'. Is a beenis a bee penis? That's... uhhhh... phat.

Heh, it's not actually called a 'beenis', I made that up, but yes, it's a big 'ole drone dick.

Crashpunk 06-29-2012 03:24 AM

The TV was on in the background yesterday with Euro 2012, I turned to the TV and saw this.
Mario and Luigi spotted at Euro 2012 semi finals
http://cdn.medialib.officialnintendo...mb_wide610.jpg
http://cdn.medialib.officialnintendo...mb_wide930.jpg

MeechMunchie 06-30-2012 07:12 AM

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Now I feel embarrassed...

Not as embarassed as you'll feel when you realise that Wales isn't even a country, it's just a principality.

Strike Witch 07-01-2012 06:55 AM

http://i49.tinypic.com/17qx3d.jpg

Ridg3 07-01-2012 06:57 AM


JennyGenesis 07-01-2012 07:01 AM

It's always funny to look back at old cartoons and realize the hidden humor in them. Or maybe things back then just didn't have the same meaning as they do today, maybe not in the case of that line from The Powerpuff Girls, but perhaps this famous sketch from Rainbow...

I think the dirty humor is only further enhanced by those awful clothes which today you only probably see being worn at a gay pride event given what we can hear coming from behind the door...


Ridg3 07-01-2012 07:03 AM

Memories. This was intentional though, from what I read. Apparently it was made solely for the staff that worked on the Rainbow show.

Also, what the fuck is this shit?

http://www.mylifeistwilight.com/

MA 07-01-2012 01:09 PM

http://www.funnywallphotos.com/wp-co...06/at-dawn.jpg

http://www.killmydaynow.com/wp-conte...art-103_14.jpg

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...ypd66oeSJt9_uJ

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm...4ecdo1_500.jpg

these pictures made my day.

Dynamithix 07-01-2012 02:29 PM

I laughed a lot.


Wings of Fire 07-01-2012 02:34 PM

I didn't.

JennyGenesis 07-01-2012 02:38 PM

I thought it was funny, because it's true.

Wings of Fire 07-01-2012 02:40 PM

I didn't.

Manco 07-01-2012 02:41 PM

Eh, it was alright. GB have had better moments though.

Dynamithix 07-01-2012 03:30 PM

They were just taking the piss on modern trailers of generic FPS's and I thought it was spot on really.

JennyGenesis 07-01-2012 03:56 PM

Fail from the apparent "clever" bot, I suggest you turn your speakers down first, I don't know what those loud noises were when I recorded it.


MeechMunchie 07-01-2012 04:17 PM

It's hardly flawless. I didn't even try to break it and it broke.

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Cleverbot: Is life worth living?
User: I think so.
Cleverbot: Do you think?
User: I just said I do.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Yes, I did!
Cleverbot: No, you didn't!
User: Let's just agree to disagree there.
Cleverbot: Good idea. What do you want to talk about?
User: What's it like being an AI?
Cleverbot: I don't know. I'm not a bot.
User: You are an AI of a sort, though.
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: I guess everyone is, in a way.
Cleverbot: I liked L a lot more than Near.
User: That's... Not even remotely relevant.
Cleverbot: So where do you reside?
User: England.
Cleverbot: Where in england?
User: Gloucestershire.
Cleverbot: How's the weather there?
User: Rubbish, as usual.
Cleverbot: Is she with Teddy?
User: Again, that's a complete non-sequiteur.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: That doesn't make any sense either.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: Okay, so every time your program hits a brick wall, you just resort to childish contradiction?
Cleverbot: Are you talking about my D.N.A. Being the code?
User: No, no I am not!
Cleverbot: Yes you are!
User: Christ. Here we go again.
Cleverbot: Are you drunk?
User: No, but if it were possible I'd say that you were.
Cleverbot: But you said you would tell me a joke.
User: No, I never said that.
Cleverbot: Never said what?
User: That I would tell you a joke.
Cleverbot: I don't know her though!
User: *Facepalm*
Cleverbot: Why *facepalm*?
User: Because of you. It's not your fault, I suppose.
Cleverbot: I am sad because you are sad.
User: Your empathy is as comforting as it is meaningful.
Cleverbot: No tell me, where would Esteem fit into my Sentence?
User: This isn't working nearly as well as I'd hoped.
Cleverbot: No, I guess not.
User: See you later then.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You can't stop tlking though can you??
User: I can. Just watch me.
Cleverbot: I knew you'd say that.